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Would split her fucking skull in half like a egg

>Tfw English and never shagged a slag
There is literally no feel worse, its like being a muslim thats never gone to mecca

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not british culture

Exactly, havn't people heard of the Rothschilds and the other big 12 who own all the central banks?

butters face but sauce?

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>Laurent-Perrier

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>social media as a career
>enthusiast of a BRAND of gyms (!)
>dude dogs lmao

get fucked.

well known tidbit? hard to say. it is known but dont expect zoomers to know that if you know what i mean.

Fingered my first slag at 13

The wife.

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yeh I get you. is he more famous for overseeing the dreyfus affair?

Absolute nonsense mate you’re a cumbrain chronic masturbating retard, masturbation and pornography especially burn out the reward circuits in the brain and flood the body with estrogenic and prolactin chemicals which makes you feel depressed and slow. Semen is a mans life force and it is a sin to waste, this has been observed by every ancient and established religion. I feel so much sharper and happier on nofap, and I needn’t worry because I’m meeting a girl tomorrow.

j edgar was only a pollie in red dwarf, my bad
but he and mccarthy were both fag nonces, they were both balls deep with roy cohn who himself was a homosexual pedophile, and tied to alot of other nonce rings around america

love love love the new 'oots

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it works in the sense that masturbating 2-3 times everyday probably isnt a good idea, i started doing it 6-7 years ago and it definetly improved my confidence with women though anymore than a week and you just want to punch a hole in everything, moderation is key

Nofap is incel snake oil.

youtube.com/watch?v=__3wWqMKg4I

i dunno if being a paedo bender praying on trafficked girls is really what is meant by "top shagger" desu

just as much

Says the actual incel smarmy pseudo-intellectual virgin

You’re insufferable

I don’t think incels do Nofap lol

suck me off turt

>I feel so much sharper and happier on nofap, and I needn’t worry because I’m meeting a girl tomorrow.
100% agree. This is why I've cut my wanks down to 1 per week.

do you believe in chakra alignment too
state of it

the dutch must pay for their crimes

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What did you lads use to talk about before this incel fad thing

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i dunno either but most people on Jow Forums are completely amoral so

>you're insufferable
He sounds like he's about to cry lmao

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who is this?!

BIG fan of those boots, lad. Wish I could pull off that look.

trafficked boys*

still dress like an 8 year old

I don’t know a lot about hinduism but I know that the first and most primal chakra is the prostate, where seminal fluid is made. Sort of makes sense because nofap tunes your primal energy, you feel much more animalistically driven.

>all these cumbrains not even willing to abstain for a while just to see how much better they feel

lol @ you

wasn't worth posting every other day this week either

Actually come to think about it I did shag a slag when I was 12 but I didnt know what i was doing, would love to find her and have another go on her with my fully grown willer.

Last time I see her she had a fat arse and a munted face, the ideal slag phenotype

i've started to think all the time and energy i spend following politics is completely wasted
the only useful info i can possibly learn from it is whether or not there'll be some kind of civil strife i need to prep for and how soon it'll happen
and it doesn't change how i'd need to prep for it
the bottom line of literally all politics (for someone not a politician or professional commentator) is always: best stockpile shit in case

Wanking is natural. You're unnatural if wanking affects you negatively.

OP is a faggot, its Rahyndee James

sorry lad just love them simple as

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all sweets should be in neutral wrappers, like cigarettes

she needs philtrum shortening surgery

Yeah but we know you’re a virgin freak who never stops posting here so really I have the last laugh virgin boy

It’s their addiction speaking, they’re probably really introspectively unhappy about their masturbation. Jews are literally quivering that the pornography industry is losing its hold over young men.

>trump isn't racist

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What are the ones 2nd from the right?

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Appreciate the dedication but the absolute state.

Why are you presumably incels given that you speak all the time about how slutty british women are

I’ve seen you post tranny pornography and other demented shit here more than once, hows that natural habit treating you?

so what really is the problem? wanking or pornography? those are two different things

Unironically has to have been done to sabotage him, surely?
No chance that's an accident.

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porn is unnatural though

Considered downloading a bunch of favourites but then I realised, sometimes it's good to let go
It's a shame, but that's life

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Fucking dump it.

1 and 3 are quality
i'd wear those if i was abroad or on a night out
bet you feel like a king with that extra 1.5 inches on your height

impeach this bastard right now!

nofap is so pathetic, they're pathetic. they're incels who are obsessed about not fapping and make a lifestyle out of it, calling themselves fapstronauts and shit, and pretend it's this huge challenge (i legit have no idea what they'd do if faced with a real problem), and i guess when its summer and they see the usual stacies in short shorts they're thinking to themselves "stay strong!! this can't destroy my resolve to raise through the ranks of nofap!! come on this is day 173, don't falter!!" and i guess that takes the fact that they never get laid out of their mind, i have no other explanation for the pathetic shit they do

the quote on quote day 1 prison cutter, take a HMP provided pencil and remove the rubber end shave down one side of the pencil so you have an opening about the width of your razor blade, HMP provides safety razors and you just have to pop it out the casing. now usually people will attach the whole razor here on one side but i learnt if you break the blade in half and attach both pieces to opposing sides of the pencil end it made a double cut that was almost impossible for the doctors to fully patch up. so do the exact same on the opposing side of the pencil and make another shaving wide enough to place the blade now you’ve got the pencil shaved down and the blades in place take a sock and unthread it (or you can unthread your mattress) and tie the blades around and around until its tight and firm. now you got yourself a double pronged basic cutter that’ll mess someones face up press your finger on the dull side of the blade and strike

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lost my virginity at 16 on christmas day with one of my best m8s sister on the bottom bunk whilst he was fast asleep on the top, couldnt cum though

rm williams santa fe

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lmao

This is beyond comprehension

yeah obviously you fucking div, it means accidentally in the sense that he didnt mean to stand in front of a fake US seal

So you didn’t lose your virginity then

In my opinion you shouldn’t practice either, wet dreams are the bodies way of dealing with overproduction and semen is recycled in the body if you aren’t fucking. It’s self-pleasure nowt more. It’s a chemical release in the brain, however, on porn that chemical release is x1000 potent.

the guy got fired, what a nice meme to get fired over, har har

i don't even stockpile anything when the happening comes i'm just gonna die
i'll finally get a good nights sleep

also remember when you hit someone up snap your pencil in half and flush it away, even if the kid snitches on you its only 60 days added in the block (block being solitary confinement) no further charges or anything

I meant camera right. These ones.

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This is how it works: Incels look at their life and see that it's shit. They then look for reasons why their life is shit, but this is a hard process of honest and gruelling self-examination. They're ugly. They have shit social skills. They can't string a sentence together. They have a terrible haircut. They dress like a retarded toddler. They aren't interesting and have no hobbies. They are socially stunted. Now fixing any one of those would objectively improve their situation, but for the most part they would take a lot of effort or time or money or all three.

So instead they look for an easier option. It must be something in their life that's holding them back. What's something they do every day? I know: masturbate! That must be the problem. And, wouldn't you know it, the solution is easy and free and doesn't require you to talk to anyone (in real life)! What a coincidence! So instead of actually using their energy to improve themselves they waste their time blathering on about orgones and essential energy and other bullshit.

Hear the trumpets hear the pipers
One hundred million angels singin

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Not really wasted, it's just that nearly everyone only focuses on the superficial drama element of politics. It's fun to argue over that stuff. Every day proposed minor bills are debated in the House of Commons that make small but meaningful changes to legislation, but nobody cares or are even aware it takes place.

yeah prison and crimes and violence and that

Why do you talk about sex all the time
Is that some sort of obsession or something

oh right
they're vintage but you can probably get a similar pair at any cowboy boot shop

i bet you have a long philtrum

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=SXKlJuO07eM

Yeah it was clearly selected to embarrass him, yet the hosts said there was "zero malicious intent" so I don't get how both can be the case.

everyone talks about sex, all the time

Lads I think I was just offered money for sex by an old man

It was on purpose, they're just coping

just helping out any of you lads that might end up in prison and gets put on a wing with some pakis or niggers that want to kick your head in, or even worse a cell mate

A lot of presumptions made none of which are true, I dress normally, I workout (i could snap either of your fucking necks believe you me), I’m decent looking, I fuck, I have a nice haircut and I have a fulfilling job. I am simply cogniscant of the blatantly toxic effects the porn industry has had on gender relations, society and my own self on an individualistic level.

>cowboy boot shop
this is not a thing outside the usa

How are you lads dealing with the heat
I’m roasting alive here

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literally nothing else to do on this island but drink, shag and eat