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Go suck off your german mate you daft virgin

You wouldn't be such an annoying tragic cunt if you had a sense of humour and could laugh at yourself.

finna get some culture in me

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gentlemen a toast

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their fast bowler is an absolute unit though

brutalism was such a mistake

Little virgin freak nobody cares I’ve been posting here on and off since 2015

haven't bothered reading it to be honest. is it worth it?

How is tottenham? is it a nice city?

No you haven't.

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/school-workers-plan-meet-pupil-16645597

FUCKING HELL WHY DID THIS NEVER HAPPEN WHILE WE WERE AT SCHOOL

no, not really. don't bother

lmao famously one of the biggest shit holes in the country. it is slowly being gentrified though

comfy spot the top floor up the escalators they load a load of sofas

britain has too much history
you know how people say a house where a murder or suicide was committed has a grim atmosphere?
britain has thousands of years of constant murder and hopeless toil, blood soaking every inch of this land
sometimes you can feel the despair of a hundred million souls here
went to majorca once and it was such a relief, like a spiritual weight had been lifted
felt it in my bones, even as the plane left british airspace
it was like leaving mordor

Gonna stick some frozen hash browns in the oven for lunch

Yes I have and even if I didn’t it literally wouldn’t matter it’s imaginary, it’s all in your head and your envisaged virtual stars and stripes are just cringe and symptomatic of your horrid virgin elitist complex

I have you figured out you passive aggressive testosterone deficient virgin freak

corrrr she looks like a right minx

tate modern isn't brutalist though is it mate

Bum tossed a bender

virgin

just put a mortgage deposit down on a cheeseburger from five guys

>like a spiritual weight had been lifted

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>envisaged virtual stars and stripes
Anyone help me with this one? This Mickaloid has gone completely off the deep end.

tokyo has tons of tiny comfy alleys, you can see them on street view

m8 in the year above me was shagging one of the the support teachers who was like 25-26 at the time, everyone knew about but weirdly nothing ever came of it, still jelly to this day

Work sets you free.

Virgins first holiday?

pics x

I'd believe it, air felt much heavier there

used a sick day :)

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>he tours foreign cities on street view
VIRGIN

>camels

grim

Staff Sergeant of the virgin brigade reporting in

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i was a virgin at the time, yes, i was 8
that was 30 years ago
have had plenty of holidays and sex since then thanks

Are you literally a fucking moron

asked /fa/ how to get thicker hair and they told me to go nopoo
well I'm 5 days in, my hair is still wiry, cannot stop farting and my stomach fucking canes

you've lost it mate
dear oh dear

round up so-called shaggers and send them to death camps because their posts are dreadful

I’ve got all of you virgins figured out I’m the ventriloquist and you’re my impressionable little dummies

fucking starving lads i could eat a horse

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is this bait?

You’re 38 years old fucking hell lad what the fuck are you doing here get to the retirement home quick

Why is it when ever a poster gets roasted they start sperging out and calling everyone a virgin

>I’ve got all of you virgins figured out I’m the ventriloquist and you’re my impressionable little dummies

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Mate I think you need help. Have you ever considered going to a therapist? I think they'll be able to give you some insight into the effect chronic sex deficiency has had on your fragile psyche. I mean you're getting advice on your sex life from 2000 year old religious books and you believe in auras and chakras and essential energies and all this nonsense. You're not well Louis.

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got my willy out

england has a surprisingly small amount of sky scrapers compared to other countries obvs london has some but there are literally non outside of it

Is Chelsea a nicer city than Arsenal?

London isn't beautif-

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I make the other german look good, and this is how he repays me? Will need to make 5 very good posts to bring up my /brit/credit.

No I’m actually not doing any of those things and I have sex regularly whereas you haven’t denied being a virgin once because you are one, don’t think any girl could put up with your pathetic whining

funny how it gets more beautiful the further away you get from it

spain wanker loves his fucking spain

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what an incredibly yankish post
mallorcans were fighting in the punic wars while britons were still busy painting themselves blue
the only thing you felt was the sun

Don’t think any woman wants a scrawny, chronic masturbating, ambitionless, know it all virgin freak 2bh sorry mate but you’re biologically defunct you should dive into traffic

Looks like Tokyo to me

History no longer exists

I dont know a single person who watches cricket let alone plays it

what's the most pretentious word you know?

lad there was a time at the turn of the 20th century when it was really believed that the shackles of grimness that imprisons the psyche of this nation were finally being released but then the world wars happened and turned everything on its head

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Women want a man who reads the Gnostic texts.

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Is land truly yours if not soaked with the blood of your ancestors?

What gnostic texts are you citing mate I literally haven’t a clue what you’re babbling about

aye

ah yes the carthaginian city of majorca
dreadful battle that was
ten thousand carthaginians slaughtered in one day

t. the browser whenever the mrs uses the computer after me

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wtf they're talking about gnosticism?

>Semen is a mans life force and it is a sin to waste, this has been observed by every ancient and established religion
Ah yes, shall be taking lots of pointers about my sex life from the ancient Egyptians you utter freak.

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having a large helping of nigger meat

OUR ROCKS

Won't drink this since they stopped brewing on Leeds. Simple as.

So where did I mention gnostic texts? You’re demented virgin boy, you could probably do with a belief system because it’s evident the lack of scruples is eroding your soul you cumbrain nonce

fuck you

holy jeysus i cant eat for two more hours id murder that

Do you argue over wank philosophy with your friends in real life or is it just an internet thing lads

OUR GRASS

why did you realise that absolutely everything you were taught about hitler and the second world war were complete and utter lies?

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And this German letting on he has a ‘sex life’ beyond the confines of his computer screen is laughable

news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/retiree-discovers-2kg-gold-nugget-on-outskirts-of-ballarat/news-story/1093c2b51c76fb8f84933e8c7d947b8c

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Alright I think I've sufficiently exposed this Mick freak and I've got shit to do today. Just remember to hide your Himalayan salt lamps and your sacred religious no wanking texts if you ever bring a woman back to your room in your mum's house (unlikely). Later lads.

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u are just angery b/c i get more cock than ye

I am the longest serving Irish poster and also creator of the best gimmiques

iterally spent my entire school career arguing about and discussing wanks still do now in work sometimes

>Yorkshire girls are fine as long as you don't piss them off or cheat on them.
So like every other woman then? You fucking clownhouse.

you hear about the new love island series
one in south africa in the winter and the normal one in the summer

Cya virgin boy nice of you to take the L

*grabs the MGTOW paddy and Autistic German flag by the scruff of their necks*
You two, pack it IN. Extending this over multiple threads just is not on.
*roughly pushes them away*
Sort it out