FUCK I WISH I WAS AMERICAN

FUCK I WISH I WAS AMERICAN

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I wish I was dead

I wish I had stable income

i wish i was gay (homosexual)
god life would be good

is it hard for bongs to migrate to america?

I wish i was happy

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I wish I could speak fluent Latin

Yes you need a trade or to be already rich as fuck

funny thing is you can become an american, but an american can never ever become european.

we would be on equal footing though (don't lie)

wrong. Just marry an Ameriwoman and get free citizenship

2 years army.

How does one marry and Ameriwoman?

I wish I had a big dick
I wish I was 15inches

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yikes

find a latina that lives in america somewhere in the south, and tell her you're white and you're set.

tell her you're some kind of royalty, they love that shit.

I'm not English, I can't play that card.

I wish I wasn't a manlet (152cm here)

I wish I wasn't. Fuck this vain, consumerist society.

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1) come here
2) walk up to any woman you fancy
3) wooo her with your accent(provided you are handsome and don't look like an inbred island troll
4)???
5) BAM! free green card

you don't have to consume, and then you reap the rewards from high wages and being financially disciplined.

The fuck? How?

Where do you wish you were from bro? If the answer is Wales we could swap.

I don't consume much, I live frugally. Can't say the same for most people here. I want to live somewhere with laid back and chill people.

just like come over in a boat OP, it's how my ancestors got here :^)

you'd fit right in with country folk

Boy am I the answer to your dreams

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I would unironically like to live in Wales.

Why user you'd just get shot.

>one chance at life
>not born in the futuristic utopia that is Japan

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Before I agree to swap you need to tell me what part of America you're from, if it's not West Virginia I wouldn't fit in you see.

(((utopia)))

I'm from northern Virginia, close enough.

I wish I was Nordic.

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that's what my friend from sweden did, but unironically

It's not as easy as just marrying an American women.
It takes like 1 year just to get a green card and I'm sure you need to have another seperate person "sponsor" the citizenship for 5 years (I think), which basically means they will be held responsible if you do anything bad while you're in USA.
This was the case for my friends mother anyways

Based I'll take it, welcome to ystrad meurig

I don't want to be American. I want to live a chill life in a developed country. America is too loud. Japan is the best.

The misery it takes to make that place run isn't worth it man, trust me. I'm Jomon. Much better as a travel destination.

MY unlce is engaged to a pajeet, I can't remember the word but she's from the doctor caste or something. they want me to go over there to meet her mum, what can I expect?

DESIGNATED

>tfw i will never be a celtic bull sacking rome
why even live at this point

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I wish I could immigrate to England.

I want to be a part of Brexit and get in on the ground floor of some of the new business that will replace the Euros moving out.

lmao I learned to speak in an English accent and I've unrionically slept with so many women because of it. Literally just be yourself.

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me as well

You're Canadian cunt, you can get into the uk for free. You BASTARDS don't do it the other way round though, obviously corrupted by the frogs.

say 2 words, she'll hear your accent, she's all yours

Me too :) which part?