My gf is 10 times hotter than me, and i can't satisfy her sexually, and i'm poor (she paid my drinks last night)

my gf is 10 times hotter than me, and i can't satisfy her sexually, and i'm poor (she paid my drinks last night)

you cna't imagine how much pressure i'm under.
why would anyone want a hot girlfriend?

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Same bro, because of my crush I started school again, found a job and slave myself to this day, why do they do that

I'm glad i have never had a girlfriend

seem reason you drive a 660hp GT car to work, or browse the internet on a 2080Ti, the reassuring quality

>poor
doenst Merkel give you free money?

Only foreigners get free money

What does she look like and what do you look like?

>can't satisfy her

How do you know this? She told you?

You might not be a Chad looks wise, but you still can be one personality wise by pump and dumping a women 10 times hotter than you.

Yes. She literally told me.
I blew my load in my standard few minutes, after that she was looking at me and I asked "what" she said "I am unsatisfied"

kek. She's already seeing Jamal on the side user I think you should just end it now and save some face.

Is there any way she's autistic?

>women are that in tune with their bodies
and here we are just spazzing out for a few seconds during climax

Did you ask her what she wanted?

>ugly
>pior
>hot girlfriend
It makes no sense

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>she said "I am unsatisfied"
Beat the fuck out of her and tell her to never talk to you like that again. She will eventually fear you so much she will never cheat on you or leave you because she won't want you to kill her

Didt you eat her pussy or something?

introduce me to her, so she can learn what unsatisfied means

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She will probably just call the cops

No, it was obvious.
I doubt it but I'm not even scared she'd cheat or anything, I just can't stand that shes better than me at everything, even sex. And she told me she got similar excuses from other guys when I said I should excercise my endurance.

break up with her

You have to start gradually then show lots of affection afterwards so she gets confused and doesn't call the police because she thinks you really love her
In the sims of course

>Go down
>Gently lick her clit
>Sometime use your finger too
>Do it for like 5-10mn
>Guaranteed orgasm
Wow, that was hard.

As I was eating her pussy and fingering her she said "yes but you should put something else in"
She's cock crazy brehs

yes it is if you don't have a woman

>I was eating her pussy
Good job, she has no respect for you now

what if she's extensively circumsized and is missing a few parts?

Does she get active during sex or is she just lying there? If she's active, have you tried blaming for being inactive anyway to make her feel guilty and put the pressure on her?

then you shouldnt worry because she is property

Then leave you uncivilised third world country or go back fucking goat.

>And she told me she got similar excuses from other guys when I said I should excercise my endurance.
Damn, she's humiliating you. Some guys would get turned on by that.

Yes when she's on top, but I think leaving bher is the most sensible option.
Too bad because we are getting along too good.

Thanks.

she sounds kinda based

>In the sims of course
based expert

impregnate before she runs.

I guess I'll have to get another wife

my goat is also circumsized and its problematic, she'll be dead in a few weeks too for eid

Anybody else notice the police in Shanghai becoming increasingly more militant and serious?

The two normally lax guys guarding my place of residence suddenly today started acting very robotic and stoic, kind of like the British guards that protect the Queen's Mansion....

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Why has no one asked you how big your penis is?

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How big is your penis?

That isn't really important

Ahmed your fantasies, to be honest, are boring a bit.

>Yes when she's on top
Dude women are insecure as fuck, even your dominatrix would doubt herself if you told her that she's unsatisfied because she sucks. Just be confident about it and only let her feel special if she does exactly what you want.

Big.
I feel confident taking it out. One of my exes one time took it and couldn't help herself in saying "you know... You have a really big dick"

But your balls must be the size of a peanut. Do what I said, lie if you have to, but never let a women make you her bitch.

At least you’re not fucking a Korean girl. Throughout my entire life here Korean girls have been the most lifeless sack of flesh in bed. After I hooked up with a Dutch girl my life had new meaning. Her pussy game was on a whole nother level. Never going back.

You should probably talk to her beyond "im unsatisfied"
Talk to her during sex, change it up, ask her what exactly she enjoys in bed
Get a vibrator if she really can't cum otherwise

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well yes, she was unsatisfied, you don't cum simultaneously. Imagine if you were thrusting away chasing orgasm and suddenly she came and her pussy sealed shut, wouldn't you be unsatisfied as well?

To be honest I don't mind not cumming as long as my gf can have an orgasm, but what we usually do is having sex until she feels satisfied and then she sucks my dick so I can blow my load. Sometimes we do anal after regular sex and I cum inside

i have phimosis and shit cardio and probably death grip syndrome so I never got to cum with my gf, I have to remedy this

I had a gf from rich family. I understand how embarassing is that she gives better gifts than yours.

be more specific

I had phimosis too and had to get circumcised. My dick is less sensitive now but at least I last longer thanks to that.

If blacks can do it, why can't you?

Nothing 10mg of taladafil can't fix.

You don't have to use it every time, but like once a week to patrol her

That damn lie