/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

btfo

1 year ago i visited philly, in my opinion one of the worse big cities i visited in usa

today i worked 6-16 and now im tired as fuck

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one last post
>getting ready to head out
>turn phone on
>new voicemail
>listen to it
>automated message entirely in korean
>sounds just like those north korean documentaries ive watched
what the fuck

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Philly more like itty bitty little Swedish willy

Never forget that one year ago you didn’t have SEX

youtube.com/watch?v=N7iVWK2W48o

>Drop out of dentistry after 1 semester (1 year wasted)
>Drop out of linguistics after 9(NINE) semesters (4 years lost)
>Getting old with every passing day
>No degree, working a dead end job
>Wanted to start studying graphic design
>Coworkers tell me it's a shit career
>Decide to try an enter anyway
>Not enough people get in the career and the course is canceled (only other 3 persons were interested)
>Lose hope in graphic design

What the fuck do I study?
I need to choose quick. I was interested in "Ingenieria en sistemas computacionales" (what is it called in English? comp-sci? systems engineering? computational systems engineering?) but it's extremely math heavy. I could start studying maths right now and maybe I could make it, but I don't know if it's a good career choice.
Pls help, what the fuck do I do with my life? what is a good and profitable career in this shithole country?

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>Never forget that one year ago you didn’t have SEX
what are u talkin about retard
im not a virgin

Emigrate to Canada is my dream. And i'll do it!
So tell me please about Canada. I'm electrical engineer, is it easy to find a job there for me?
Yes i'm white and barbate.

I mean you should be able to find a less Math heavy program. I'm not really familiar with the Mexican education system but I am a Web Developer in the states and I only had to get thru Calc 1

Why don't you want to move here Ruskie? New England is the best place on Earth to live

>falling for the education jew
That was your first mistake partner.
T. Becoming medic after SEVEN years

Electricians are in demand, I've seen so many newfies become electricians and get good money for it and if they can do it so can you

His first mistake was not picking one and sticking with it instead of jerking around for 5 years.

oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
you see the sea wants to take me
youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQquWxyK4

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>calc 1 for web dev
lmao why
what languages did you even learn

love jerking off for 5 years

OwO

We all remember your sad tale about going to the US and returning to Sweden without having fucked a ho

My life after 2013 has been nothing but mistakes.

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Well I went thru a 2 yr Comp Sci program, job is a stepping stone while I finish my 4 yr

Received a snarky comment on my reddit post.
Trying to farm karma again

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Cause it's easier to go to Canada then USA. What's better? Canada or USA?
Imma engineer, I will not repair the lighting and electrical outlet in your house. I will deal with electrical substations, I mean high voltages, tall pillars etc.

calm down, user, you're still young and you can turn things around.

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I like The Smiths version a lot more.
youtube.com/watch?v=iey0VOhxV2Y
It takes me back to 2015, when I would spend hours sitting alone in a park, crying about no gf.

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I've been jacking off for 7. I remember I saw gangnam style and that red haired Korean chick made me jack if for the first time. Last time I ever jacked off to a woman too. Good times.

been doing it for a couple years longer than u. kinda weird to discuss this tho

Sorry bro misread but if there's a demand for electricians I imagine there's a demand for electrical engineers too. As for which is better Canada and New England would be identical, Canada might be slightly better for our gibs and Trudeau will take anybody in. Avoid most of america.

unadmexico.mx/
capacitateparaelempleo.org/

>shitnam style the first jack

Lol how old is u be

i like both equally tbH.
and i hope you've been feeling better since then, user.

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I've been jerking off for like 7 years.
I accomplished nothing but pains on my right hand's fingers and an eroded mind, but ass is just too fucking good.
>tfw you went from fapping to normal vanilla porn to 3 hour long discord chats with perverts
I regret everything.

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19. I had to do the captcha about two dozen times for this post fuck is that shit broken

Ok it's clear for me. Thanks, my future bro!

Meant for

user, it was a joke based off this post aaa

finna...proud you jacked off to an Asian tho...

Just get into a trade desu

strictly cartoons now?

Never happened again but they hold a place in my heart
Nah, skinny white boys

going to work today and if they don't pay me this time i'm just quitting

Faggot

I know, but I needed to let it out.
I feel like shit about all that wasted time, but I also want to nut over and over again.

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patrician

Haven’t jerked to western porn in a while, but I do watch some AMWF sometimes
Feels good

cringe
based

if monday goes wrong im gonna take this shitty job

Y’all fags can suck my asshole

*quieres*

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That would make you a fag too

lol what, that's usually how it works
do they pay you every day in cash or something jose?

so
on my strategy on how to get girls
how do i establish a connection with them?
Also what do girls mean when they say they like "going on adventures"

queers*

Wouldn’t

what're you doing on monday?

you're supposed to sign in and out but they haven't given me an account and i have to wait around for a supervisor to sign this shitty card that's been in my wallet for like a month and is falling apart

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Just rape

no, no quiero. deja de fumar.

youtu.be/rxdDIwVWrxI

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My girlfriend

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i went to get another smoothie
there's this girl there who's standoffish and i need her

finna grab a shower real q

*se intoxica*

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so have you even been paid yet? if not don't go back and keep the card as evidence and then do some shit with labor dept to get your wagie ragies

no desperdicies tu vida por un trozo de hierba.

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I ain’ts gone go to no fuckin hwhite house

no. i'm thinking about bitching to them to their larger company i also worked two days and didn't get signed off

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hehe, i'm kidding. keep going.

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I'm all out of smoking images lole

Too bad you won’t stop smoking cock you fayget

a job interview

what are the jobs

aww. :(
is that the one at your previous job?

Help! I'm stuck in Illinois! I've been driving for a day and a half yet i can't escape from it!!! Somebody save me from this god forsaken state!!!!!

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so, when will the next shooting happen? how many lives will be lost?
place your bets.

call center
nah

whenever the (((media))) is having a slow news day and needs an agenda to push

different call center?

o. does it pay better than the shitty job?
either way, you'll do great. dun worry about it.

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yeah

Have a dancing frog instead

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>does it pay better than the shitty job?
yeah the double
>you'll do great. dun worry about it.
hmmm, not sure bout that

chicago. this weekend. about 100

there's a guy power washing outside my apartment and i'm tempted to run up the window and scare him off the window

>ale dice que me extraña y quiere hablar
>no me deja como la puedo contactar

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bih i post my discord literally every thread and also im subscribed to your yt channel

cuando era nino pequeno tuve una gata pero se escapo

give him a handy in the bathroom after the interview and he'll hire you for sure

post it again then