/brit/

Asking for a friend lads, what do yous call a naggin (200ml glass bottle) of spirits in the UK? Can any NI anons confirm that they also call it that up north?

it's an entirely male workplace and we're not a bunch of pretentious uptight wankstains
>ooh no d-don't s-say t-that!! i-i-it's i-i-inapaprproorpniaitateee!!!!!!!!

Rather not

business idea: buy bottles of beer from tesco that they sell in the pub then just walk in the pub with it

alreet ill tune in

brown hands

dunno we don't have a specific name for it
just the small one innit

Ah right so you're a working class van driver or something. Got it.

"england" is an ugly word

everyone tried that already

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my autistic gf by the way

NI prod, not us

The majority of british women are fat and of a dismal metaphysical bent but the men still cringe and kowtow before them and wonder why the society, cultural and industrial output is in such a state looooool. Of course it's not the women's fault as they are what they are susceptible and malleable to intervening forces more akin to mushrooms than what we would define as human but lmao what a shambles

for me its albion

Quarter bottle and they're hard to find these days.

nah it's a small office

Semi related
Did you know brits have smaller measurements for spirits in pubs. Weaklings

tfw no autistic gf is the cruelest of all feels

angelland
angleland

Small willy

I've got a new tinder match

They can have, they don't always anymore.

ive got a gf

Squattoil up
Wish me luck brothers

Aye and the scots your fellow celts/nordics even smaller and can't even buy a bevvy past 10 pm looool gynocentric authoritarian shambles imposed upon the lb by lb greatest people in the world

lets be honest carl beech wasn't lying lads

if my wife wants to give our child a double-barrelled surname I'll let her

my condolences

is it nice? im tired of fwb might go for a gf myself

Smash it la

We have that too, absolute joke

>Charlotte Lucy Gainsbourg is an Anglo-French actress and singer. She is the daughter of English actress Jane Birkin and French singer and songwriter Serge Gainsbourg. After making her musical debut with her father on the song "Lemon Incest" at the age of 12, she released an album with her father at the age of 15.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtnaJG1FarE
damn, she's just like me...

Do ya'll see her blueberry jeans?

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got called a wanker on the motorway

shes great yeh. love her to bits

you should watch nymphomaniac by lars van trier

I already have, Anti-christ too.

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Yep. Nothing worse than running low on cans at a sesh and realising you've only 10 minutes to sprint down to the shop before they stop serving

hehe

apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur

any good podcasts i need to listen to?

Yeah watch it (both bits) on picture search you'll save a lot of time that way.

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>if my wife wants to give our child a double-barrelled surname I'll let her

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Ahhh yes the national independence your brave forefathers put their life on the line for something something gay paki pm lmao

what's the name of that one deano artist?
tommy something or so

state of yanks

youtube.com/watch?v=omlS6voeays

For all peoples, yes.

stefan molyneux and jared taylor

he was shagging katy perry for a bit werent he

Mate got glassed in a spoons the other night lads how are you all doing?

>watching this euphoria show
>cam girl that calls men that pay her her piggies

they stole this from that manface girl that gets posted here

hallo millennial incel here

Scots are neither Celtic nor Nordic. They are Odd-toed ungulates with vestigials positioned posteriorly. They are measured at the highest point of the withers, where the neck meets the back.

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ye im alri enjoying the friday mams a slag tho

why?

*walks towards you bare chested with bluetooth speaker on a strap*
youtu.be/8_OIkuwEGtg

Based Frank Yang poster

might shag my way from lands end to john o'groats

>stefan molyneux

proper sperg. who makes a half hour rant over the politics of the movie frozen

im genuinely a horrible driver and always seem to cut people off (sometimes more unintentional than other times)

dont make the mistake of shagging your way through Johns end though will ya

Have been glassed twice. Other than the pain of the stitches when you're patched up, it's not as much of a biggy as it sounds. Unless it leaves an ugly scar, of course. Neither of mine did.

I still stall at crossroads, been driving for 7 years

Stimulate me or I'm leaving

on the motorway?

Whisky & Weed

proper mong

we gave 100 people, 100 seconds to name as many /brit/ gimmicks as they could. what's the most obscure?

The entrepeneurial vignette

why are all british girls in amsterdam overweifht, dressed sluttily and wearing a mimeplayers worth of make up?
its so easy to spot who is british or not

'is there a _____ crisis in /brit/ today' with the krusty image

king of all the gauls

Entrepeneurial Vignette: destroy Israel

youtu.be/GeT167d8moo
Tommy Zanetti>>>>Stormzy

hewwww posting

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>gif
fuck off

That's just british girls everywhere

The guy with the trombone

foy

tuba actually

short answer: yes/no

chenge

got a tinder date in 30 minutes

rate the 'fit

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taking her into the office to see where you work?

put a sock down there