>company picnics
Company picnics
Charles Perry
Oliver Gonzalez
Gross
Josiah Wood
>renkobro end of august
Logan Flores
>performance review
Landon Lopez
Flexible hours
Ryder Brooks
>It's Shelleys birthday we're all going out for pizza later everyones going, you in?
Dylan Scott
Open office space environment
Carson Taylor
>You can work any 12 hours you want.
>Also please stop tilting your monitors away from my office. I can't see your screen.
Eli Ramirez
Competitive salary
Christopher Miller
>we're looking for a team player capable of taking care of everyone else's fuck ups. we realize you're smarter than the position but we'll keep you there to keep things from coming off the rails
Ian Cruz
Diversity awareness workshop
Caleb Lopez
>Starting pay is $9/hr
>Drug-Free Work Zone
Asher Martinez
>There was extra money in the budget but instead of giving out bonuses management decided to get the office new printer instead!
Tyler Flores
I got a raise this week bros. Felt so good all day then realized how banal it is to be happy about fucking money. When my cousin gave birth I didn't even get this happy. What have I become?
James Evans
when did memes go from simple visual displays of common emotion to a collection of hellish visions forming an alternate nightmare reality
Christopher James
>visual displays of common emotion
this is really what it is
Anthony Ortiz
>alternate nightmare reality
>alternate nightmare
>alternate
user, there is no alternate reality. this IS reality.
Landon Martin
>Forcing memes
Logan Allen
>tfw negotiating my payrise next week
The thing is, more pay just means more investment into my index funds
Elijah Powell
You did an excellent job this year user! You get a solid 3 out of 5 meeting expectations.
Blake Bailey
OK EVERYBODY!
For yourrrrrrr AWESOME PERFORMANCE LAST QUARTER, WE BROKE 3 MILLION IN SALES ...YOUR ALL GETTING A PIZZA PARTY YEAH!!!
>actual quote from work
Asher Diaz
I wish my company was that generous. Last year, they threw a $60,000 party that most of us weren't invited to.
Grayson Miller
Luis Richardson
>company picnic
>some employees playing soccer
>I’m sitting at picnic table with some people talking
>my boss is sitting next to me
>really hate working with him, he flys into a rage over trivial things, micromanages, disrespectful
>while I’m talking to him he gets hit square in the face by a soccer ball
>everyone laughs
>he leaves the picnic early
Chase Perry
When hilldog lost, thankfully
Robert Butler
they just gave us a 75 dollar voucher to BUY OUT OWN UNIFORMS FROM THE COMPANY STORE they're all golf polo and 55 bucks
laptop bags are 85
i want off this ride, im rotting my brain for 9 hour leaving me only 4 for crypto research
>mfw my hr is a black guy
Jonathan Mitchell
>Great work this year, Mr Goldberg is so impressed with your work he has authorized a payrise from $12/hr to $12.65/hr, keep it up and next year you could hit the big one three.
David Perez
>tfw about to start a 16 hour shift
wish me luck goys
Nolan Miller
Just embrace it user
Brandon Sullivan
>You kindly greeted Stacey this morning so naturally she filed a complaint to human resources
Ian White
WEW. I got a 5 day vacation. Fuck waging full time. I'm about to stop waging entirely. Feels good.
William Kelly
Frescoposters are MM/SB/David Hogg's crew, meant to devalue our pepes. Don't let them crash the meme economy! #neveragain
Christian Nguyen
How do you land an office gig like itt?
I don’t live in a metropolitan city, but I finish my bachelors come December.
Aiden Mitchell
>hi Jim, can you please finish that company e-training course by tomorrow? thanks
Caleb Harris
call center farm, literally any office posti0on at a large company
Nathan Richardson
MILKERS
Mason Ross
I actually have a company bbq tomorrow. There's gonna be beer and burgers. Should I try to socialize or just fucking leave as soon as I can? Don't get along with most people there desu.
Bentley Nguyen
dont be a fucking autist have a beer and burger, be the 2nd or 3rd person to leave
Dominic Hall
>The thing is, more pay just means more investment into my index funds
You say this like it's a bad thing
Noah Hill
>company sports team
Jordan Cook
not a bad thing, but my life at present doesn't change
Jack Nelson
>he doesn't authentically enjoy his job
i feel sad for you buddy
Sebastian Johnson
Not everyone has the luxury to do this. As of now, someone needs to do the work which most of us would regard as unpleasant, be it slaughterhouse butcher, burger flipper, toilet washer, etc. The idea of large swathes of people being occupationally mismatched who would be more happier in their natural role as a menial, low-paid, wage worker is mean and patronizing.
Parker Phillips
Hahaha same at my work.
> YEAH WE PASSED 30M IN REVENUE GOOD JOBS GUYS!
> NO PAYRISES FOR ANYONE!
And they wonder why nobody gives a shit.
Jonathan Murphy
And they can't find any good employees.
Really makes me think...
It will kill the business in the long run.
Liam Sullivan
>Job
>Enjoy
You're talking about a career not a job
Carson Long
Literally my job.
>exceed sales expectations
>top-notch reviews for customer service
>only person that can fix things in my without calling our tech guy
>told I do a fantastic job, get 3/5 on every category each year and get one small raise
>wake up every day hating my job a bit more than the day before
Austin Torres
Just a classic example of why reviews are fucking garbage, the company won't give you high ratings because you can use that as part of salary negotiation so they'd rather kill your morale to save a few bucks that they'd blow on utter shit elsewhere in the company.
Mine I took on the job role of not even joking probably 3 people and they decided to focus on the fact that they perceived I didn't do one job enough even though I headed and completed a huge, company changing project under "umbrella"
Jordan Wilson
Employers are retarded
They would rather not give somebody a raise, forcing them to quit then they have to waste literally hundreds of hours training new people constantly, hundreds of hours wasted to save a few thousand bucks, terrible trade off
Jeremiah Sullivan
Dude get friendly with HR (kiss ass and become a snitch) it's the only way you advance in a corporation
Tyler Johnson
You can do it bro. It is better to work 16 hours than 2 hour shifts of commuting. When you get home, you can take a nice nap. I believe in you
Oliver Parker
2 eight hour shifts*
Xavier Taylor
This guy fuck
Isaac Smith
I can Trade Bitcoin and make a years salary in 15 minutes.
Aiden Garcia
This meme makes me suicidal.