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not anime
not cara
heterosexual sex

>move aside, I've GOT to be the first to post a tired meme in the new!!!

What is ONLINE DATING? How can it exist? Doesn't DATING require going somewhere on a DATE such as the cinema or a fair? Don't understand these terms and don't like them either.

*posts a tired meme in the new*

hello autist

First person I spoke to this morning was a really cute girl who was smiling at me and we did flirty eye contact and talked was grand

link?

Vinegar in morrisons.

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someone collect their grandfather

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Doesnt he fap to them?

it's a shag or be shagged world

am allergic to balsamic vinegar aha

nope

Is alex jones welsh or something

Dating = doing word = verb, what is the DATING involved in online dating? Really baffling.

Brits are cool lads
Always drunk and making noise, but with a nice sense of humor

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more like vinigger

>yes me and a girl were online fucking for a while

See, this doesn't make sense either DOES IT?

native american look it up still calls himself white though state

powerful picture

I wish

dating = conversation with intention/hope/possibility of physical intimacy.

No it bloody well doesn't.

fuck off gimp

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what does it mean then?

fuck off stop posting here

hi n*ggers

Dating = to be going on dates with a girl

youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9gQ9JOe3Y

Stop posting here

why give that weapon yous

oh GOD, you're 34 and don't even know what dating is

man, i just feel sorry for you at this point

btw, do you like my line breaks? do they torment you?

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY AND TAKE OUR FIREARMS PIERS

rip
and what does a date mean? it's a conversation with intention/hope/possibility of physical intimacy.

Hmm yes what have we here then

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You're an idiot

stop fucking posting
close the tab and never return

Lads this song has been stuck in my head for days?

It's a club/house song

vocaroo.com/i/s0LHGfji4a1b

Anyone know it?

SANA ANNA MAO HUGO CHAVEZ

You're a certified thicko, boyo

I won't anymore, I thought I was not being messed about and would end up having something explained to me but no, it was all a ruse.

i already gave a definition of dating i asked for his you illiterate spaz
nice argument

just had a dream that napoleon fucked me
what does it mean

You'll be killed be an arab who comes from France.

i am the shaglord

CLOSE THE FUCKING TAB

iq test would suggest otherwise but I welcome your explanation

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Get Lucky by Daft Punk

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Maybe he wants louisiana back

i'm not paying for your drinks

high iq doesn't mean you have common sense

ignore copealone dont respond to copealone fuck him hes the worst gimp on this website worse than americans and the french

Uhuhuh DUDE what if we got..... Uhu
A windmill and ...a..ahahahauhuhu
WEED
And we called it a WEEDmill lmao

Drinking beer lads, really like beer haha, cheers as they say !! !

Lads please this song has been stuck in my head for days

It's a club/house song

vocaroo.com/i/s0LHGfji4a1b

Anyone know it?

>ignore copealone dont respond to copealone
if the post was only this it would be a good one :( so close but so far

what kind?

>muh IQ certificate

yeah, take that to your next date. i'm sure it'll help you reproduce, you reprobate.

my birthday lads

got a niggling pain

don't care

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i love how this was filmed like a far cry cut scene

Anybody remember the Dirty Sanchez movie when that lad got a tattoo on his knob that said "I love Dayton (member of dirty sanchez)" So Dayton decided to get one of his fingers chopped off to one up him.

What a grim and tragic show that was

happyun lad xx

Darude - Sandstorm

>copealone is 34

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the cut ur head off bit killed me

1:35

get me out of this niggardly country

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never been on a date just pointing out that "certified thicko" seems a weird conclusion when if anything i'm certified non thicker but as I said I welcome your explanation

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legitimately scared to go out the house now, dont feel like getting acid thrown in my face.

selfie... posted by me diego copealoné in my owned summer house in the cotswolds on the 26th of july 2019 ... team frida's got the swyper

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You should not have dogs at all. Dogs are the descendants of wild animals and have been beaten into a strange state of retardation and submission through thousands of years of enforced domestication. Through perverse breeding practices we have create often malformed, highly dependent creatures that suffer in the environments we force them to live in. Essentially they are slaves for our companionship and entertainment and many of them have really unhappy lives.

Why is it okay for women to say oh you're five feet on dating sites you should be dead THATS OK?
*throws paper*

been doing omad now when i eat something i instantly get violent shits and have to run the bog its great

I said this to her myself other night and well lets just say i was in the doghouse

grim paki face

What UK celeb is most like your dad, Bob Mortimer here

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Rather not say

sean bean looks exactly the same

bagelcel mogs me desu

any languages you are learning?

You could just say that it's forbidden by your religion, mate
It works when you explain why you don't eat pork

for me, it is the cat, barely affected by humans and retains his natural wild state and tendencies
he is not a pet
he just lives in your house because he wants to

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>20,000 new police officers
apparently a bad thing because boris johnson did it

id do serious harm to this bird's fanny

the language of love

>the england exp

Groundskeeper Willy

It's a club/house song

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Anyone know it?

Annie or Britta?

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