Are femoids insecure about their boob size?

Sioban, pls

Your big nose is compensating cutie

Because there are some guys that value body over face. If you have neither (especially when it’s assumed by most that girls will at the very least have larger b cup boobs) it sucks.

>Chestlets? Well, they should be euthanised along with manlets, of course

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No, they usually are insecure about more retarded shit like the size of their foreheads, how ugly their toes look or how pale they are.

only the ones who aren’t chestlets are. I promise.

That's gotta be the only thing im not insecure about

So if you want to hurt them the forehead makes a nice target.

Also, if she doesn't want you to come in her mouth come into her hair two times and I promise you the 3rd time she will beg you to come in her mouth because girls hate sticky hair.

>was once the only male in a small class of about 15 that was all female
>once had a conversation about how much they wanted boob jobs when they got older and other breast-related conversations
They definitely do talk about them quite a lot

yeah my tits are very tiny, im not a real woman, im a tomboy

ALL the girls that I don't want to get get super defensive and depressed when I tell them about my ex with big tits

hope they cut your pulmonary artery and you bleed out

>0 women ITT

yep it's the equivalent to the penis insecure

There’s no point in baiting this here hoping they’ll try to prove you wrong. Most don’t even have tits to show.

It's a normal face you insect chaser, I'd bang her

she looks ugly you fat subhuman

Go fuck an ant you mentally ill autist

Schlomo, easy on the insults...

Unironically this. If mankind did this long ago, I’d be tall and have a big fat tiddy gf

As much as mens with their dick size

ironic coming from an ugly goblin looking subhuman

Yes. Hairline too. Thin hair along with their hairline. They worry about their butt as well. And the stomach, obviously. Their thighs too come to think of it. Women worry a lot.

>LARP thread
yikes

Why would anyone larp about this? What’s wrong with you people?

Jow Forumscels love to pretend that this is a le sekret boys only club. Hell, I was introduced to this board by my NEET female cousin

Post big foreheaded women.

What's the average cup size in your cunt, lads? It's about pic related in the Netherlands, maybe a bit smaller.

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Exactly, it’s really fucking bizarre. Anyone who actually believes it is has no right to make fun of Reddit.

this. calling women 5head is hilarious

>come into her hair two times and I promise you the 3rd time she will beg you to come in her mouth
Top kek, this isn't bad advice
But unfortunately it involves Jow Forums tricking some poor girl into having not one but three sexual encounters with them
Seems unlikely

most big breasted femoids ive talked to seem to hate it because it gives them back pain and unwanted attention

ITT

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shape more than size tbqhwu desu

Women with huge jugs also tend to age rapidly.

This is true. Say a girl has cute earlets and she will gloglogloglo in no time.

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As long as you wear good bras they won't sag too soon. Pregnancy will turn them into sad wet washcloths though

If a female is a size B and above she has noting to worry about

Haha how stupid women worry about how the men they like view them

But then you can charm them and bang their daughters. :}

I mean their entire body ages more rapidly. Girls with bigguns usually start puberty early and that extra exposure to hormones has a detrimental effect.

this is why the age of consent should be lowered

>Have always loved flat girls since childhood
>"Ew wtf weirdo"
>Literally any other dude says the same thing
>"The world needs more men like you"
Yeah I'm thinking I'm just ugly as a motherfucker

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The posts ITT are literally lamenting the opposite, plus you think the hormones and surgeries trannies go through doesn’t consist of them growing boobs? Why would they be in a thread about flat chests? lmao dumb shit.

Women bully women more than men bully men.

Because men talk about their interests. And women talk about people.

didn't expect anything else from pornia

wrong, they're definitely insecure about their breasts too

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My tits are small and i don't give a shit
Face>body>ass>everything else both for males and women

It may be wrong, but it is not incorrect.

Definitely feasible.

you're a degenerate coalburner, your opinion doesn't count for anything

Sorry but women don't get to have an opinion on what makes women attractive

I'm a literal virgin and at least im not a m*le

True. Although some things can compensate for each other.

I for example like blondes. So I'd prefer a less attractive blond girl above a more attractive brunette. Even if she's slightly chubby.
If a girl wears high heels I like her less than if she's wearing sneakers with her ankles exposed.

>why yes, of course I let my fetishes decide who I'm willing to date

I used to be when I was a kid but then I got older and then I stopped caring

hard disagree chief, i don't give a fuck about ass
a woman's back is sexier than her butt honestly

also, it's not necessarily about size, but mainly about them being symmetrical and firm and stuff

Yes some Italian girl on Jow Forums used to complain and I've hear a lot of small chested girls in the U.S. say they want boob jobs

I hit puberty at 13, though

>It's about pic related in the Netherlands
horseshit

I will hereby reply to your comment for the simple reason that I assume you are female.

That's just your personal preference man
Like girls liking male hands or necks, but face and body are still more important

this thread is tranny central

You'd feel right at home then, as a Brazilian.

why yes because trannies grow real breasts magically

Israeli ones sure aren't :^)

Yes they are. So better not joke about it or you may annoy some britgirl who would otherwise just use you for your holy silver shot anyways and cash in on gold when she has your baby.

As if you would not know they hire all over the place...

>I'm a literal virgin
No you're not. Fuck off and stop larping you degenerate tranny.
>at least im not a m*le
Yes you are you mentally ill faggot cocksucker.

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hello tranny

People who can’t use common logic in this thread and keep bringing up trannies are 100% down low tranny clients.

Stop bringing your >hurr no gurlz on tha internet bullshit into everything. It's not 2005 anymore gramps
If you want to talk to trannies you have a whole special board for that

Fuck off faggot

Please obliterate the UK

They are projecting their desire for and obsession with trannies onto everyone else. They are unironically the ones who need to be contained.

only low-quality men accept boob jobs in place of breasts

>tfw no flat chested gf

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Tranny Defense Force is in full effect

>necks
speaking of which, i love specifically the back of women's necks like in pic related
that's one of the main reasons i love short hair so much, as it exposes that region of the neck, dunno if any other moids can relate but that's a pretty big "pull" for me

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>I just want to talk about transvestites and dicks
Fuck off to /lgbt/ with your gay fetish

You are like mentally ill dude.

>scroll through thread
>not a single image from a cute Jow Forums girl
Yikes

That's not super late, I didn't hit puberty until I was almost 16 and it fucked up my social development

dilate

So see a counselor or your regular tranny to get your fill.

I am not, nothing special but I know men like everything unless they're dry plums

I have a question for the women ITT

Does it feel nice when guys touch/caress/play with your boobs? Do you get satisfaction from it?

troia

I’ve never had it happen. Sometimes I fantasize about, but I don’t think I’d like it IRL. Especially since they’re sore a lot of the time, even when I’m not menstruating.

16?! You're a man though right?