/brit/ aka /pryd/

the virgin reiatsu:
vaginas clamp shut when they register

thoughts on this lads?
vimeo.com/89699551

wish I could find the full film online somewhere, truly kino

was out all morning and got in just after 3
kipped up on the sofa for a bit and now it's somehow nearly 8:30? explain that einstein

34*

any libertarian man in wondering if you have any book recommendations

What age should a lad lose his virginity? When does he become a freak?

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20 is the freak cross over

>There are literal midgets that have had more sex than copealone

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cant imagine how it would feel tio be 33 years of age and not have had your willy inside a woman

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>had a shower over an hour ago
>just got up to go for a piss
>pulled my stomach up
>this large gush of water came out
>it had tucked into my fat rolls and I hadn't even fucking noticed

diet's gotta start on Monday chaps

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14 and under - cool kid
15-16 - normal developer
17-18 - a bit slow but can probably catch up
first year of uni at 18/19 - last acceptable time
20-21 very weird
22-23 almost certainly a lost cause
24+ it's over

>tfw homealone is much more patrish than me even though i watch 1 film per day and read 3-4 books a month
i admit defeat to homealone

virginity/lack of isn't as important as the undersexed pseudo-normies in here make it out to be honestly

will be rooting for you lad

er thanks but what makes you think
>tfw homealone is much more patrish than me even though i watch 1 film per day and read 3-4 books a month
i don't do more than that?

Lying in bed drinking johnnie walker black

The state of the nhs, something needs to be done

>patrish
hey you stole my intellectual property, royalties please

For me, it's Lakeland's green apple liquorice

why are you kicking me when i'm down?

youtube.com/watch?v=cngd8AiaK6I

until you're in bed and she's asking why you're plowing her belly button

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it's called a fetish sweaty, look it up

at the pub with a friend (female)

it's opposite. i'm saying i have more time/do more/whatever reason reading/films than you do so it's not a surprise.

this is leftypol

It's a pretty major symptom of a bigger problem. If you're a virgin at 25+ don't you think that might be a red flag about your mental health or social adjustment?

For me it certainly is. (Yeah I'm also ugly)

>American building quality

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>symptom
exactly.

what the fuck is that

Mental to think that had muhammad not received so much pushback from the meccan pagans, islam would just be known as one of those weird little christian offshoots like the ebionites or nestorians - and most of arabia would probably be christian

Rotting "masonry"

know someone who shagged for the first time at 23 and he's been shagging a lot since

youtube.com/watch?v=NjKmCxyKmas
ah yes the welsh

Business idea:

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What books you lot reading then?

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Have a feeling that in the 1800s the average man lost his virginity at 32

leftypol be like 'misgendering is a hate crime'
leftypol also be like 'what do you mean you're against muslims immigration?'

his house has got leprosy poor cunt

d'un château l'autre - céline

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it's raining (water) allelujah

the point is more that there is something seriously wrong with the person whether looks social development intelligence and so on if a person is a virgin at that age and it isn't by choice.

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>tfw ywn be 9 again watching kerrang and drinking Dr Pepper

good post

every poster that claims kidulthood is shit has never watched it because they're triggered at the idea of a lead character with brown skin

won't spoil it but it's a Shakespeare esque tragedy and doesn't have the stereotypical happy ending like most films have

if you haven't watched it then tonight's the night, just forget politics for 90 minutes and watch it

god this is a serious bit of tunage

youtube.com/watch?v=qws7PVJ8y6A

tbf that lad was tall, handsome and social and intelligent. it just never happened before for some reasons

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What ever happened to 6ix9ine

Ashtavakra Gita - Ashtavakra

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how flat arsed can you be when you're still flat with those heels

american trials take outrageous time

Half way through Anarchy, State and Utopia by Robert Nozick and I just started Tarr by Wyndham Lewis today

it's not that good lad. for a low budget the acting was decent though

that poor beam

I can't read

>tfw you have to wear the word "antifascist" on a t-shirt or the "anti-fascists" will see you're not a disgusting mess and assume you're a "fascist" and attack you

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anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

R U DIZZY, BLUD?

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the physique is one thing, but the face - christ alive

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Just learned that the Earth is flat lads

gold mine

www.facebook com/pg/ShipFacedZante/photos/?tab=albums&ref=page_internal

going to stand outside in the rain

lad if anybody was interested in Kidulthood they would have watched when they were a teenager when it was actually relevant.

The film has not aged well in the slightest

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got locked up
would be irrelevant by now anyway even if that never happened

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ANNOUNCEMENT: IM NOT ARSED

How many people are actually fascist?

me

lol

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LETS AV IT

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doesn't need to age well
it's a fascinating insight into the urban life in ladbroke grove and west London in the mid noughties

it's timeless kino

The 1800s were more wild than now

Absolutely mental. Had no idea rocks could rot like that.

>i-i'm not an incel i'm asexual and therefore one of the victims being oppressed by incels

dont like blacks, dont mind muslims in general but detest pakis

dire bag of mandy

A shirt made from the fabric pajeet is wearing would be hard ngl

feel like fighting someone

>patriots
RACIST!
ANTIFA, ATTACK!