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just bought a shotgun for home defense measures. what do you guys use to defend your castle?

just arrived lads did I miss homealone

*dials it in*

not familiar with his work

Futurama is a very underrated show

Lancashire representing.

me neither hence need recs

>Venue MOT unit 18
unironically shite venue

Just incase anyone missed it:
Me and the missus had a cracking thai and had a few at the local boozer round by ours

Shes getting ready for bed and im just setting down
How you lot doing?

It aged horribly. Tried to rewatch it a few years ago and barely got a smirk

imagine needing a gun to defend yourself

scared of going outside

You don’t have the balls to use it lol

what is it?

Me too lad
On my way up to dublin of all places

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youtube.com/watch?v=hZV8b_TRdIY

probably not but it makes me feel safer living in the dump i live in. over the last 6 months there have been break ins in my neighborhood and a lot of crackheads seem to think it's okay to walk through my backyard

lol why are u on the train so late when do you arrive. why u drinking a peroni

Sixth time dis week

I HAD 10 firearms but they were all recently confiscated after an arrest

fucking hell any more questions you nonce

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because you're not 16 anymore

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The superior Emma

You are not homealone and its becuase I’m meeting mates in town but I only got out of work at 9:30. Arrive in about 15 mins. Peroni is nice

the various gfs

31 year old woman from toil has a crush on me.
Dont find her very pretty but not much else going

What do?

>you are not homealone
that's not a very nice thing to say.
>at 9.30
that's shitty. guess what can you do.

i'm sorry to hear that

dip and run init

got home from toil
lay in bed in the heat with the fan on

ordered a chinese
got up to eat that

now back in bed drinking in my boxers will take enough sleeping pills to put me down for 12+ hrs

Literally just racking the pump would scare away a tweaker.
But weapons are like words. Redundant without balls behind them.

Homealone wouldnt spell so bad

give her a poke mate

choon

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not drinking tonight. fridge FULL of cheap beer and cider for tomorrow though

shall be spiffing

blog on

I cant run i toil with her.
I thought about this but she seems to want me to date her.

Too much gak lads
Feel a bit queasy

dip an run init

oh dear

worth watching?

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lol you need to read more of my posts lads ewspecially after a few innit

always get those peronis in the tesco meal deal
bigass bbq pizza
peroni
garlic bread
doughballs
and dip
tenner

yes lads

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Genuinely surprised mouthyank hazguns still. Especially considering he threatened to blow himself away multiple times lmaoooo

wheres his dox ffs? i know somebody has it

rat prick

no

the production value is high, but beyond that it's just a dogshit soap opera for boot-lickers

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Like quit my job
Bore off

youtube.com/watch?v=reok5PGJmiI

bet the peronis arnt chilled

When i've got xanax in my system it feels like I can drink forever for a couple of hours than BANG you're out cold with hours of memory missing

Hahaha

blog on

feel insecure because i'm earning less than my uni mates who went to places like goldman or duetsche even though I make 50k

>pizza, dough balls and garlic bread

grim bastard, learn to cook/eat.

he say u braderunna

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Where's 190?

dont date people you work it
dont shag them
dont go on nights out with them
always ends up awkward

Gareth Bale is set to leave Real Madrid to join Chinese club Jiangsu Suning on a three-year deal.

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gotta keep up with the joneses xDDDD

read:wake up you literal drone

Based

virgin brag

>turn away the 6/10 girl who is interested in me to try to obtain the 8/10 who doesnt even notice me

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS?

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poor lads lost his mind

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Hooting

HE SHAY YOU PRANE CRASHA

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Fucking hell.

normie twatism

they are in my tesco extra
its a big ass extra over 3 floors

Also I wanna tie up his sister

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haha tragic

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wake up to what?

Why did we all break up with our exs lads?

Shagged another girl me so she dumped me

rrrrroooooaaaaaaarrrrrr

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dr goebbels i'm nsdap

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kissed another girl, she didn't dump be but it never got back to a good place, then she did dump me lol

youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg

its free real estate

broke up with me ex because she turned 25 innit. playing by those dicaprio rules

did the same but she forgave me
bit silly because my plan was to make her dump me, since I'm too weak to do it myself

Gf loves it when i pull her hair during doggystyle

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You dont get to bring jews..