/cum/

oh i see, how was it?
it's a long journey to go to washington, isn't it?
no and i will never try that

That sounds sad, bro. Take anti-depressives.

Minecraft porn is fucking weird and not attractive
If you agree you have to understand that boomers feel the same way about anime. Ugly anteater faces with bug eyes and plastic hair.

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>taking jew pills that lower your iq and make you suicidal
Bad advice

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=L7-QxO4KmGU

take a nap.

baby bepis

It was alright, indiana was humid as hell though but i had a great time hanging out with my relatives, but the drive is going to be a long one. Google maps says i can make it back in 1 or 2 days if i just drive non stop but fuck that, I'm going to take my time and make back in 4 to 5 days

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baby pepsi?

already did

pepsi baby.

if you were here last week that shite was unbearable. thankfully it's cooled down some.

take a fap.

get some fresh air, or just chill and listen to some music.

I've had to go back and visit home for various reasons for the past 5 weeks. This is killing me
I work full time and every Friday I've had to drive 3+hrs and then feign an interest in my family and then come back and wageslave again almost immediately. No man should live like this

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not feelin like doing that, i'm not depressed at all, just a bit sad and tired
glad you had a nice time with them c:
maybe you can visit some small neat town on your way back home?
i remember that we and my family were going to pensylvania from home driving and in our way we stopped at some places that were on our way
we went to this town in louisiana in which supposedly sell very good boudins (sausages filled with seafood) pretty good i have to say

im just mad that my headphones are not here and im to lazy to go get em

I don't think I'll ever be as mystified as I was when normies started adopting pepe and then I turn on the tv and see Pepe being talked about as a hate symbol on every news channel

I still have a hard time accepting that

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going to the shore tomorrow.
If I ate your poo would i start tripping?

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sad pepe was created on the bodybuilding forums

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only one way to find out

>those facepalming students

where are they?

What's the most embarrassing thing you did in school /cum/?

For me, it would definitely be discovering /new/ and then giving a speech for my class about how Israel blew up the twin towers

me on the shirts

boomers are the real snowflakes

I was actually. first time ever taking a shower, drying myself off and being drenched again

Oh yeah, I've been visiting and taking pictures of the places I've been to. Gonna take interstate 90 and visit the badlands on my way home

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i am going to invent the

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I just stayed in AC the whole time.

probably pissing my pants while doing a test 1st grade
teacher didn't let me go in the middle in the test despite telling her many times, she told me 'you should've went to the restroom in recess' but at that time i didn't wanting to go pee
to this day i still feel mad about that teacher and the classmates laughing at me
also, wtf you seriously made a rant in school about that?

Nothing has taught me to hate any group of individuals as much as my surveying job. Every time we go to a suburban hellscape or subdivision I have to mentally prepare myself to deal with every boomer on the block demanding to know what we are doing.
Some even have laughed at us and told us to get real jobs before they drive away while others have called the cops even though we're employed by the county
I hate them so much

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in the living room upstairs

sounds neat user :D
post pics here too

>also, wtf you seriously made a rant in school about that?
It was my final project for my speech class in 7th grade. A girl I had a crush on at the time got very angry and upset because her dad has served in Iraq and had gotten PTSD. She didn't take kindly to me saying that Israel just tricked us into invading Iraq and other countries.

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this dude with short blue hair turned around for a second look at me getting out of the elevator
wonder if he found me attractive

One of my classmates had this happen to him and he just got up and pissed in the trashcan next to her desk because he had to go so bad. We weren't even in a test or anything.
I get why she wouldn't let you go but at a certain point it should have dawned on her that you had to go that badly

why don't you transition to the second floor?

An international chinese exchange student did this to me today and it gave me butterflies

youtu.be/EDbQ7zyEp2s
hhhhnnnnnnggggggg

just bring a little sign that says "surveying in progress for X county"
do you guys use Theodolite?
how the fuck do these people not know what surveying is?

>tfw ameriboo
I wish USA-senpai would notice me!

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We have a vehicle from the county that clearly states our intended purpose there. Boomers are just retarded and bored
And no we don't use that, this is retard tier surveying of intersections and sidewalk networks which doesn't pay too well sadly. I'm desperately trying to leave and work someone else

based

got em
now time to play some good ol stardew valley

so you're just measuring distances? do they not know what those measuring wheels are for? what do they even say to you?

>stardew valley
quintessential tranny game

ouch
did you at least asked her to forgive you?
if you feel that he looked at you in that way it means most likely he was indeed checking you out
the fuck? pissing in a trashcan? how?

what are other tranny games, need to play them all, i want to be the truest tranny there ever was

Yeah that's about right. Nice place though, the area around Sullivan and Greene county is beautiful

I will, promise :3

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undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, life is strange, gone home, every other popular indie game

Is it bad that I pick my nose and eat it on a daily basis?

i really do need to get help for my bulimia but I'm still too embarrassed to ask for help

just stop puking retard

but then I'll get fat

get fat then stupid face
or just eat a healthy diet

>undertale
not a big fan
the music is great tho
>VA-11 HALL-A
never played it
>life is strange
i played the first free episode, and the dialogue was very cringy, not a great fan
might play it some day
>gone home
never played it
>every other popular indie game
thats a very broad statement

also is the sims not a tranny game i thought it was

yeah, sims is p tranny. also play the hyperdimension neptunia for weebdiscordtranny credit

Newer Persona games are pretty tranny. Most of them have crossdressing too.

>weebdiscordtranny credit
i DEFINITELY dont want that

obvs --->

do women look like this in jalisco

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then you won't be the truest tranny there ever was

;_;
yes

lol border patrol officers are actually little coward bitches

en serio?
No digo que todas sean tan bonitas pero mas o menos asi, ni palidas ni prietas

yes

how do you know

I think I will move there
Alexis lets switch places pls
I live in a town that is very lgbt friendly and liberal

Made a girl kiss me after I ate her ass

they constantly ask for ID's to chi's and even mexican tourists and if a good number of people surpas them they just go away.
Plus some chicanos work for the border patrol and they cover their faces so their ''fellow'' chi's won't recognize them but it's pretty obvious and they hide behing their white ''buddies'' when they get caugh.

drank enough to prevent me from driving but not enough to half fun

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Got an in an accident 30 seconds after getting my first car and a few days after getting my license. I'm fucking done with the cager bullshit but now I need to get a job to help my parents pay for the raise in insurance.

are you talking about at ports of entry?
joto tengo un familiar pollero te puedo cruzar de mojado

No, just random places surrounding the border (gas stations, stores, etc.)

porn won't download fast enough. i'm getting blue balled here

youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

sounds shit. are you out?

At least you get to power trip and grope lmao

i don't get blue balls. i also have no refractory period.

need frens

lol

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no
if i had the money for an uber i would be

wank to hentai

Almost got in an accident today but I didn’t

ill be your friend come to america

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