I really REALLY like france lads
i only voted brexit because i dont like scummy eastern europeans that we have little to no shared culture historically
i love the french people and our comfy rivalry, the channel tunnel is one of the greatest achievements of the human race
Iktf
I love france too but they hate me. They only like themselves, I think they will hate you like they do with me
>They only like themselves
french people love us too, they're just more reluctant to admit it
no, they don't
They don't care about you
I've read some weird shit about the construction of the chunnel recently. When Mitterrand visited Britain he was attacked by a mob of angry anglos who screamed "Froggy froggy froggy out out out" at him
yes you do
be quiet
imagine being a time traveller and trying to explain the channel tunnel to historical british or french people at the height of one of our many wars over the years
we take it for granted now but it would be an impossible unthinkable concept to those people
that's a nice tunnel
He's not French, he's a mutt don't listen to him. We LOVE you.
WHY DO YOU LOVE HIM AND NOT ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
based lad, don't worry i don't take these autists seriously
we have our meme rivalry and pretend to eachother but deep down in reality most english and french people LOVE eachother
I said " them " but I really like england. But you should trust me, french people really don't care about you at all. They care more about spain or italy. Only boomer still care about you. But if you don't want to trust me no problem
IIRC the british lad in that picture is 6'1 but the french purposely sent the tallest french lad working on the project just to mogg us
>Spain
you're obviously a southern cuck, probably near the pyrenees
hello southern french sheltered mong
don't care what you think, the northern french (aka the proper french) LOVE us
We all know Britain is America's 51st state. It was meant to be. The circle was meant to be completed at some point in History. And now it's the time. Brexit means that.
We all ought to just accept it, be alright with that and move on.
Simple as.
no fucking retard. I live in IDF and the youth only care about " cool countries ", england is not cool to zoomers. why the fuck would I lie ? LMAO
I LIVE NEAR PARIS
not saying you're lying but your shitty neighbourhood in new algeria isn't exactly representative of the entire country
pls no bulli
southern France, especially Aquitaine, is very nice
you have a point. I honestly don't know the " normal " france
hello algerian! proper french people like us
>We all know Britain is America's 51st state.
nonsense, you're just just saying this because we share a languabge
half of europe is far more cucked underneath the yank boot than us
but one of my biggest fears about brexit is ending up with a cucked trade deal with the US that includes chlorinated chicken
i value our food safety standards highly
it probably is a nice place yeah mate
but it's not what i'm referring to when i'm talking about the close cultural relationship between england and france
Can confirm. Grand Aquitaine is nice but Languedoc is shit. Don't know about Provence though. I imagine Marseille and the Rhone valley area is caca whereas the mountain region is good.
So not all southern France.
Tho i'll never admit it on /fr/, Hobbes, Dickens, Swift and Byron made me a bit of an anglophile.
Tbqh your food standards will improve under american overlordship; down with the crisps sandwich and up with the deep fried catfish . You'll adapt to the inevitable final step into the special relationship.
>this faggot again
Southern France is where the posh middle class English people go on holiday to so they can avoid working class English scum in Spanish holiday resorts
>Tbqh your food standards will improve under american overlordship
you are an idiot, fair enough if you think British cuisine is shit but we do have strict standards which at least minimise the risk of getting sick
yank foods use all sorts of bizzare chemicals which are banned in the UK and most of Europe.
At least here you can get a late night kebab from a paki takeaway in town late at night and it's not going to make you ill because of the food standards
every french poster on Jow Forums is an anglophile but some are denial
if you really hated britain and loved france then you'd be in some obscure french forum
simple as
>Aquitaine
*Gascony
>At least here you can get a late night kebab from a paki takeaway in town late at night and it's not going to make you ill because of the food standards
Yeah I forgot that eating human meat from the little girl the local pakis chopped up into the meat is the height of food safety standards.
Kek
you got a point
>At least here you can get a late night kebab from a paki takeaway in town late at night and it's not going to make you ill because of the food standards
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>cucked trade deal with the US that includes chlorinated chicken
Read page 20 of this. The EFSA itself has openly admitted that "chlorine chicken" is a meme and the process is completely harmless. It was only instituted in the first place as a protectionist policy disguised as a health concern.
get shot
based
it's true though
you are well within your rights to think british cuisine is shit but at least it's safe to consume
>you are well within your rights to think british cuisine is shit but at least it's safe to consume
and it worked because I all I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>if you really hated britain and loved france then you'd be in some obscure french forum
>simple as
We come here to laugh at you. Like we sometimes go to the zoo to laugh at monkeys.
I mean, they look almost humans, except for being ungainly and showing too many teeth... and yet they do those hilarious retarded stuff like throwing peanuts and brexiting.
But we like you alright, I mean everyone like monkeys and Englishmen.
No Mogging needed. The French had eine and beer during the celebration while the Brits drank from paper cups. The French also gave their machines endearing names while the Brits used numbers for them.
>he says with a high standard of the english language which proves you have spent a decent chunk of your life learning the language of my island
you literally cannot win this argument pierre
the only french i know is bonjour, j'mapelle and a couple other basic words
not an argument
the average englishman is taller than the average frenchman but they sent a random 6'7 lanklet just for that image to try and get one over us
Linguistically speaking, English is a French-based créole language. Like Haitian or St. Lucian Patois.
eastern europeans are mostly good lads though. the french are arrogant, rude and lazy
T. Pawel Kalvis
no they're not pavel
fuck off home
yes and the original point of this thread is that are cultrually close to the french but poland and romania have nothing in common with us
I was merely imitating you. That's part of the fun.
I like to think I do a pretty good impersonation of monkeys, too.
But now you've become boring so I'm off to another forum in another language, enjoy your cultural inbreeding.
This.
“English is just badly pronounced French.” --- Clémenceau
>You're a scholar while I'm an ignorant chav so I'm better than you
>lazy
Biggest meme ever
You cunts are far more unproductive
>I really REALLY like france lads
Well, too bad, we're with Germany now.
we are not at all culturally close to france you wine drinking poofter
I really prefer masturbating at this point
that doesn't say anything about our intellects, just the cultural importance of our native languages
there is an alternate universe where i speak really good french and you only know a few basic english phrases
why are french people so disorderly and entitled?
>that doesn't say anything about our intellects
Yes it does, don't you have language courses at school?
Well, they taught me German, Latin and English. And I learnt Japanese and Italian by myself.
Meanwhile, you're a retard who wastes his time and can't understand foreign cultures, that's why you brexited your country into chaos (and later ruin).
Vous êtes des gros couillons et on vous déteste.
Barrez-vous vite fait de notre union et foutez-nous la paix bande de dégénérés consanguins.
>Scummy eastern europeans
That's because inbreeding and jingoism is your cultural thing whereas the french frenchify people very good. And end up better.
>Irène Jacob
mmmmhhhh...
tu es mon ami !
yes i learnt french but it is only compulsory for 3 years in secondary from ages to 11-14 then you choose your GCSE options and drop languages altogether if you wish
plus my french teacher was a pushover and our lessons mostly consisted of bantering the teacher rather than learning anything
Thank God for that. French guttural R is very unpleasant to the ears.
>i only voted brexit because i dont like scummy eastern europeans that we have little to no shared culture historically
We know, we hate them too. They were accepted in the EU because of G*rman scumbags, because Eastern Europe is to G*rmany what the Maghreb is to us.
It's very slight compared to german though
>rivalité
avec les anglais... mdr
on n'est plus en 1800.
Brexitez-vous, les neuneus - et laissez les gens sérieux travailer.
That doesn't work because the actual body of the tongue is Germanic. By careful word choice you can easily not use any Latin-derived words at all or at least as few as any European tongue does today. Read my post, see how few of these words are non-Germanic. Only derived and easily.
French is just badly pronounced Latin.
True, but the Romans aren't around anymore to laugh at us.
>We know, we hate them too.
yes but some western europeans think we hate them because of brexit, but we only did it because of the expansion
i think we should have just stopped in 1995
you can all eat shit niggerlover lazy fuckfaces
ill shit into the next "product" we make for you
fucking scumbags
>Read my post, see how few of these words are non-Germanic
because
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All of these words are non-Germanic. Pretty sloppy job, dude. The dichotomy of stratum-substratum you are describing one of the the defining features of a créole language.
Choice actually is Germanic, it was a Frankish loan-word that made it into French.
>ill shit into the next "product" we make for you
What "products" does Hun-gary produce?
The EU took too many members too fast. It needs to reform to work with 27 members instead of 6 (which is in the works).
But there's nothing wrong with the new members, they'll grow more prosperous in time.
When the UK joined in 1973, it was the 3rd poorest member in the union.
The structure of my sentence is still Germanic, you tard, by definition it's not a creole language. Virtually every language on earth has a stratum-substratum nature.
Good post lad
>*blocks your path*
what are you going to do about it, Jean-Pierre?
Use artillery, why?
mongol composite bows can shoot farther than english longbows
oh no no no no ......
You guys know France won that war, right?
Don't bring a bow to a gunfight.
Not even God could stop the Anglos. Admit it, you only won because they stopped caring.
The kings of England never stopped caring.
They only dropped the claim to the throne of France during the 19th century IIRC, and then only because they realized they could never win.
Pussies folding up after barely 116 years of fighting. Disgusting.
england has been ruled by foreigners for 1000 years lol
we were in a horrific state in the early 70s with the 3 day week etc. so the only way was up from then so you can't purely class our growth as being part of the EU
Well, we'll all see for ourselves how it goes once you've Brexited.
So, Oct 31st "do or die or report yet again".
>The largest country in Europe by both size and population barely managed to beat an island backwater
Damn wow very impressive. Let's look at that time you actually went up against an equal power.
>1939 France 41 millions Germany 70 millions
>Equal power
They basically had French kings and aristocracy at their head. 100 years war was similar to a civil war more than anything else. They were in a coalition(as always with these cunts) with other French regions such as Burgundy, Brittany, Flanders among others. You should stop romanticizing them uncultured mutt.