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mother wont leave me alone

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Only if you disable all text posts

this lad on this debate would prove you wrong

>pink boards
>not filtering any post without an image attached

How do people live like this?

probs the pengest scot to ever exist

slags

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She was putting on an accent, her voice in Guardians of the Galaxy is her real accent

>I wouldn't be so disappointed if I didn't think you were so much better than this
Surely that should make her more disappointed. Your mum's a bit thick mate

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never experienced intimacy with a female

not good for the old mental health

rank the spice girls

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please listen lads

youtube.com/watch?v=S-4zGUtUapU

rorke, take your meds

she could have easily gone down the "cute girl i wanna marry" route but decided to be a slag with stupid tattoos
WHY

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checkmate, rorkey-poo
rorke's entire existence defeated with a single image
we are all once race

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good enunciation

>he doesnt know about fappe tyme
haha pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=uRLoCREZQSc

This shit is why Graham Norton is so great. You don't get this kind of drunken nonsense on other talk shows.

are you serious
she could literally cover herself head to toe in tattoos and there would still be simpletons lining up for miles to marry her

are there any more pics of her?

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Who do english women belong to then?

cringe cant beileve people talk like this the south of this country should be burnt

yeah simpletons innit
she'll get passed over by the lawyer and doctor chads for a girl with less mileage

ugly cunt

Hate how they'll put the yanks on with someone like Lee Mack and you can see their tiny pea brains fail to comprehend his genius

phwoar thats a corker there!!!!

why do virgin freaks hate tattoos
if she were willing and able you wouldn't be able to resist, don't act hard

Who is this?

gram norn

HEY PRETTY SMILING PEADOS

no ebb

Work more in a week than you in a month

thanks
not that i know of
i'm a midlands man not a southern fairy

I'll have you sunshine

tattoos are for old people and lower middle class runts who are trying to get back to their working class roots
>uhh yeah i'm working class me! got all of these tattoos just to show how working class i am!!
yeah okay niall, you sell mercedes benzes

They think tattoos are a sign of sexual promiscuity. A very insecure bunch.

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Halliwell>>Bunton>mel c>black>posh

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Greg Davies telling a story to Jodie Foster about how he shit himself when he was a teacher. Or that Gay or European game they played with the very politically correct Americans who didn't want to call someone gay. they suck.

But Jack Whitehall and Jennifer Lawrence unironically being BFFs and shit is great
youtube.com/watch?v=SPiyeywT5-w

Take up the White Man's burden —
Send forth the best ye breed —
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild —
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden —
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden —
The savage wars of peace —
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden —
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper —
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden —
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard —
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light: —
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden —
Ye dare not stoop to less —
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden —
Have done with childish days —
The lightly profferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.

Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

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good post

>and you can see their tiny pea brains fail to comprehend his genius

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now that is a yikes post

how does sports direct make so much money

That is actually my favourite bit about the show when you have some a list celeb and some english comic the celebs have never heard of interact with one another. So many great moments especially when greg davies is on

not
arsed

A red rose tattoo signifies sexual prowess..

me

we are above the ephemeral nature of carnal pleasures, right lads? THat's why we are all gathered here on a Friday evening, R-RITE? x

wheres homealone

garlic bread? haha garlic bread?

buy shit products in bulk and sell them cheap

haha yeah graham norton love island proper bants did you see what that person did so shocking haha

To everyone

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL YANKS

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In general Jack Whitehall is great when he's doing his stand up shit instead of trying to play a character opposite his dad

Got Clement Attlees name written on my forearm

amazon prime is a waste of money

but who buys the crap sports direct sells

fuck off
don't reply to me

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lad bad education was bbc three kino shut up you mong

howling at you lad but highly agreeable

boomers will make 100K+ a year in retirement from work pensions, investments, rent from properties they own, and STILL suck an ADDITIONAL 20k from social security. disgusting. i'm sure britain has an equivalency for this, boomers are or borderless

KISS THE GIRL SHES NOT BEHIND THE DOOR

hope he dies in a hotel fire talentless fuck

povvos and boomers that want gym gear

SO true
BUT if you had a choice of Netflix or Hulu, and Amazon prime, I'd pick amz

its not the tattoos you fucking mong
its her nudes being posted on the internet

shan't

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quite the hmmm ethnic voice you've got there

It's got Babylon 5

youtube.com/watch?v=U1zL1WtFoao

>girl sends nudes to bf, he doesn't post them
>not a slag
>girl sends nudes to bf, he posts them
>slag
state of these brainlet sex starved mongs

aligned my chakras again

that's just the brummie accent in 2019
still a white englishman with blue eyes you filthy mutt

what's that
I don't watch any TV or netflix or any other low IQ rubbish for the hoi polloi. i'm a man of letters.

BASED MENSCH
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>why do virgin freaks hate tattoos
>if she were willing and able you wouldn't be able to resist, don't act hard

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she's a slag either way

virgin hands

B-B-ASED
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this person should be teaching our children about sexuality

has the brummie accent been completely wiped out and replaced with wogspeech then?

new bird at toil popped over to the office supplies shop to get some ink cartridges and I told everyone she was in the bog taking a shit and now everyone is avoiding her and toilberg summoned her to his office and we could hear him screaming at her and calling her a disgrace haha

getting a zucchini noodle maker

stop trying so hard virgin freak you’ll wake your mum up

A lot of those pensions are private funds, good for those(like me) who will be collectiing them after 30ish years of toil

>brummies don't sound like a harry enfield impression anymore
sad!

tattoos are grim. only lower class women have them