Best State in the US of A

>OOO, A FUCKING HOLE IN THE GROUND! I AM SO INTERESTING
Grow the fuck up you literal child

Its more interesting than you. That’s for sure.

Fuck off

t. Triggered flyovers

based fellow PA
what are you gents doing this fine summer evening in the Keystone State
For me, it's playing E.Y.E. and watching YouTube while eating some freshly picked corn (and washing hands after, of course)

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Thats Massachusetts

Either Montana, Alaska, or Idaho.

my state doesnt have a flagbearer ):

Just got back from Wawa since I have literally no food at home right now and i’m Waiting for my next paycheck to go shopping. Hoagie Fest is a blessing

nice, have a Wawa version, Easterner

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what type of vampires come from pennsylvania?

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WAY DOWN UPON THE SUWANEE RIVER
FAR FAR AWAY
THAT'S WHERE MY HEART IS TURNING EVER

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The worst type, politicians in Harrisburg and the city of F*lthadelphia as a whole.

>politicians
they prey on taxpayers money?

Stop being rude to us, the city got absolutely fucked during the Late 70s-80s that we still have yet to recover from.

Feels nice living in the most well known 'neutral liked' state (ohio). No one shits on it but no one argues it's good

Sorry but I'm mad at Filthy right now over the whole turnpike money shit and the truckers getting fucked over.

The city of Harrisburg, which is our capital, has racked up debt over utterly retarded shit like trying to build a cowboy museum and wasting public money on buying what turned out to be fake items.

>anything not relevant in 2019 Hollywood is a flyover!!!

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can I get in on the scam? I can pretend to be a cowboy for $100K a year

it won't be if people from NY and NJ keep coming in

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I think it’s due to us being absolutely autistic and trying to emulate New York City which is why we’re being retarded. Legitimately I feel like the Democrats in Philly are being paid off by Democrats in New York City on how to act, it’s causing an absolute train wreck. But I can agree, fuck Harrisburg, a stupid “compromise capital”. Should have remained in fucking Lancaster, at least they weren’t built on the literal gates to hell

No it's already done and past and Harrisburg will never have a cowboy museum because it was fucking retarded to begin with since we have zero cowboy culture.

Y'all complaining, lmao I live 2 minutes away from the toll booth into NJ...

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... it sucks I hate it

I hate living next to Harrisburg, but it is what it is. I was just mad over the whole turnpike thing though, because I actually had to take it to get to college for a while. So it kind of made me a bit upset that most of the turnpike money isn't going toward making the turnpike better but instead letting public transportation autists in Philly expand their train infrastructure. But I know the retards in the capitol made that one happen.

>well we're living here in Allentown
>and they're closing all the factories down
>out in Bethlehem they're killing in time
>filling out forms, standing in line
>well our fathers from the Second World War
>spend their weekends on the Jersey Shore

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I was honestly surprised to find out Allentown and York and Lancaster all had massive hispanic populations.

Same thing happened to Camden, New Jersey when the Recession Hit, combined with the general white flight to suburbs

well shucks pilgrim I would have done right by you
>we have zero cowboy culture.
I was going to pretend

maybe I sound like a whiny shit, but as much as I try to love our state, it's tough. I was thinking of moving to the midwest or south. feels like we're tipping blue and turning into NY, and the philly area is hot shit for a lot of people so it's getting more crowded.

You could have probably LARPed as a Texan, since we had a surge of them a while back for gas extraction, although that whole process is currently being held up.

Don't go South, you'll look like a retard (no offense to those south of the Mason-Dixon line), Midwest is a better alternative and slightly more "homely" for PA.

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haha, you ain't a fan of those carpet baggers I take it? I've met a lot of kind folks from Iowa. Extremely friendly people, get along with them great. Maybe the midwest is how life is supposed to be...

how about you? interested in moving, or determined to stick around?

youtube.com/watch?v=BjwU8AzFgms
me on the left

why has there been a resurgence in the use of "y'all" in recent years by American youth?

do "y'all" suddenly hail from Alabama?

Determined to stick around, however I might go move for a special someone if they don't want to come here, since their line of work would be literally fucking them over if they tried to work in the USA (manual labor which isn't related to construction/mining work)

Progressives co-opting Southern dialect because they want to sound like and be relatable to blacks.

thought that may have been the case. pathetic little troglodytes.

There's an ungodly number of Southern Blacks who use the term (since they actually live in the fucking South). Media started pushing it combined with Leftists trying to sound unique. It's fucking annoying though when you aren't from the South and use Y'all though, like, really fucking annoying.

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"folks"

You have no culture

Based