/smg/ - Stock Market General

Coping with failure edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed) [Open]
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed) [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

previous bread: →

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first for blood friday tomorrow

Gotta short fast, like Livermore

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first for golden bear

BLACK FRIDAY COMING

>Scotiabank
>$25 commission per trade
dunno why I even bothered opening an account with scotia just because i already had a bank account with them.

First for my waifu, RKG, may her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

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eh, the after summer volume rush will pump the markets next week, regardless of what happens tomorrow

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reminder that you lost 6k because you have the personality that orbits not even women but their anonymous dubious image.

never gonna make it.

It's Gonna be a green day tomorrow

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You're missing the point.
I don't even care if it's a big hairy dude; RKG is the thread mascot.
I simply enjoy posting my thread opener.

Also, I'm still up YTD. Lick my nutsack, negro.

reminder that smugposters are always right

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>Labor day weekend
Don't hold your breath.

Its gonna be a green day tomorrow
Fuck the haters

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>RKG is the thread mascot
imagine being this much of an autistic loser

never gonna make it. ever. enjoy your future inevitable slew of LCI-like victories as they stack upon you and suffocate you back into the ground one by one.

>pic of 2scoops sleeping tonight, colorized

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>buy TQQQ
>Buy the SPY dip
>market crashes into bloody Friday
Pottery

Kys you dumb nigger, don't insult my waifus

Didn't you buy SPY calls? If this happens I'll take out a massive loan to inverse you.

friendly reminder that curvy is better than flat every single time, that ass is superior, and 3D>2D

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Correct. This is my life, the ultimate contrarian indicator

Obese POS

better than a girl so thin that she gives you papercuts with every hip thrust

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Natalie Austin

hey boys, how are those CRON shares doi......

Absolutely disgusting. I can practically smell her wretched pussy stank through my computer. Fat girls always smell down there like they haven't showered in weeks

RIP EA

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Cute pic dude.

Short fast, like Livermore

My first GF had this exact body type. Couldn't believe how much better sex was with a skinny chick after I dumped her.

Is a SPY straddle free money tomorrow? Thinking of straddling 290.

where the fuck do i get real time level 2 data?

dump

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Futures are barely moving.
Tomorrow is a surprise!

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Green

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This makes me sad. My current GF is thick but not fat and our sex is pretty awesome. But reading this I just wanna fuck a thin and tight hot girl.

i hate you fucking name fags
go to plebbit

Pretty accurate, famalam

D E U S
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V U L T
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Probably not sleeping tonight tho.
There's a cute girl that needs impressing tomorrow.
I'll let you guys know how hard I fuck up.

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futures are almost never relevant

Gross.

Oh shit, I need to check my email.
Also, pretty sure I stole this from you:
Your anger only makes me oh so much more
E R E C T

wrong in so many ways
worst smelling muff ive ever inhaled was on a thin bich
its more about hygiene and activity levels than it is weight

and those pelvis bones stabbing your hips with every thrust....
twigs are awful in bed
ignore him, its all about how active she is, not how much she weighs

lazy thin bitches are just as bad in bed as lazy thicc goddesses

>he doesnt know the difference between a tripfag and a namfag

youre worse than a redditor

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You have my blessing for my waifu, just don't be L U D E

I'm so bored when markets are closed...

Pic related is ideal body type

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Tomorrow will be sideways AS FUCK.

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like he even needs your blessing

ever tried masturbation?

thats where youre wrong kiddo

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Do some due diligence.
>pic related is freshly created from today
I wish I had enough fucking time on my hands to be "bored"
I'll never be bored ;_;

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Fact.
And saved.

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No way in hell she is natty. She's been on more cycles than lance armstrong
9/10 sticc, just a weird eye

you two have the most boring taste in women

pic related was a fantastic fuck, even when we wernt on MDMA or GHB

>No way in hell she is natty
who cares, when you two can fuck standing up (but shes the one supporting you!)

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go back to the smelly hippy pit you crawled out of you disgusting cunt,
Youre one of those cunts that carries deodorant around in a backpack, "shower time"

She looks like the kinda girl who if you fuck, you gotta get a penicillin shot in the morning and pray your dick doesn't fall off

anyways
Dont forget to buy BLK and SJM tomorrow

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Trailer trash. What are you breeding down in Texas?
Sad!

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who here gonna /buy the dip/ ?

I found someone on Jow Forums for you :D:D:D:D

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ya'll need to broaden your horizons

>all this projecting

na, but that is an understandable vibe

the trick is to get to know a gairl before you stick your dic in

na, michigan scummy milf
sex is great when you can hear gunshots outside her appartment, such a fucking rush

buy anything tomorow, there will be a dip

yes, this guy gets it

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Comfy, I responded to your email

I was kind of hoping for a Facebook knock-off, but if you're serious about that, just get back to what I sent

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>all these /smg/'s emailing job offers
first RKG, now even more trips

does anything ever come from anonymous internet freelance work?

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No.
Comfy's brilliant business plan is just to compete with the other Jow Forums archives. No joke.

sounds like a terrible idea to start up so late in the game

fugg i need to get to sleep soon, tomordow no school means time to job search (and study)

even though i know i wont find my dream job
(owning enough dividends to cover monthly rent, and buying a 3d printer to build and assemble complex specialty orders)

I just want a job where i dont need to leave the house to make money, and where i can work as much or as little as i want in a day (2 16 hour days, followed by 5 days off, or just a couple hours a day every day, whatever)

I do have an amazing idea for a special pornography website, but without the programming abilities to do it, it will forever remain a dream until someone else beats me to the punch

fug im rambling and off topic, i need some sleep so i can meme reposition tomorrow morn

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

also boomer status driving to a lake late, how do I long being a boomer?

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This is why premarket is always shit, it's because you guys do nothing but fap and shitpost outside or trading hours.

Kraft Heinz
Just Lmao at this price, what is it almost 57 now? This is hilarious. One of the few sure things you can possibly buy
Its going to 70 guaranteed
Just lol
Its Kraft heinz for god sakes
Make aquisition = moon to 70 imediately because campbells is priced in and it was overkill so its actually going to moon instead
Honestly its retarded to not buy below 60, make sure you load up as much as possible first thing in the morning

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based Dividend master
Based Boomer story:
My grandparents are going away for the week and Im holding the fort, they bought me Banquet brand packaged food
Banquet is owned by Conagra food, which I am long (CAG)

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based KHC made me some money on earnings.

repeating digits for green day tomorrow
single digits for margin call tomorrow

>8383
That’s repeating integers

Yup
I only sold 30% my holdings that day though
Been re entering since 59

what does it mean?!?!?

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This boomer monster is actually bretty guud

Why is BABA not on the nasdaq 100 and baidu is?

>even more repeating numbers

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checked
it means SELL AMD

are the name fags finally sleep?
they turned this place into cancer.
maybe one day well finally be able to work together to make it

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Don't sell AMD, wait for it to hit a low support, the thing will bounce again and fly off by the last quarter.


Sell CRON instead, this thing is fucked beyond recognition.
Speculator dropped it, Citron switched to short the stock, fraud suspicion and most likely SEC inspection coming up, 3 pump and dumps in a row coupled with shady practice from the heads.


CRON is fucked bros, it's easy money, short the shit out of it tomorrow.

It's rare to see a chart that gives you nothing but green lights at every level, no matter how you see CRON next move in prices, it says "Sell".

It's naptime for namefags and tripfags and anons and frens all. I was reading up on a meme penny stock that was shilled here, found this shit. With the terrible management over at NLST it's surprising this company is still afloat.

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im gonna load up some CRON puts

>Don't sell AMD, wait for it to hit a low support, the thing will bounce again and fly off by the last quarter.
No goy, you have it wrong. I'm not saying I'm going to sell AMD, let others SELL AMD. Making money on the daily buy low/sell high is great, with the right timing you can make your lunch money. And already out of CRON at 12 dollars a couple of days ago.

*crack*
*sip*
yep, that's going in my boomer collection

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What strike you aiming at?

>Making money on the daily buy low/sell high is great


It's a sure way to play out your luck as well, there is no telling how AMD will move, it surprised a lot of people and there is no reason for AMD not to rise again in price next up, the trend is set so far, it hit a wall yesterday, if it does go above 26 in the next days then it's likely it will keep going up.

But if you had to guess how AMD will move tomorrow (remember that this is a volatile stock as it rised interest in day traders) how certain would you be?

You can make money with the right timing in these stocks only when you see the trend forming, this is why it's ideal for swing trades, but there is no trend right now, it's in a bubble.

What difference is there between puts and shorts?

a short is where you borrow someone elses shares and sell them, hoping to buy them back at a lower price.
a put is a options bearish bet where you are hoping the stock price goes down past a certain value, called the strike price. several things decide the price of a option, IV%, date till end of option, and whether its above or below the strike price.

Can I get some citations on this? CRON's price movement is insane considering how small of a setup they have.

I lose money if it's above the strike price at the date?
So the contract cancels itself in the expiration date no matter what or can I sell it after it expires for a small profit?

we really should make a new Jow Forums google calendar

what is some other good household companies? clorox, deans, tyson and such
cant when the thread dies every day by 6 or 7

someone has to keep this thread off of page 10

besides namefags can be filtered, and not all of them are bad

>wait for it to hit a low support,
so tomorrow or next thursday/friday?

>Sell CRON instead
who wvwn bought in in the first place?

is it too late for third world etf puts? or would south africa, turkey, south american nations, be viable options plays?

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>there is no telling how AMD will move,
>he doesn't recognize the patterns
I feel sorry for your lack of autism.
I don't even have to guess how AMD will move. All I require is for it to move at all.
Just learn to stay within a certain range, like 25 cents, 50 cents if you're feeling frisky, and higher if you really want to risk losing money not getting in on time. If it goes above or below that range, just HODL hard.

yeah if the price of a stock is above the strike price (because your betting it will go down, below it) than the more time that goes by the value will become less and less and the farther away from that price is goes, the less and less the value of your option. i havent held a put till expiration in the green so i cant tell ya. but the idea is to get rid of the option before the expiry date regardless of making profit or not.

A 5 inches green dildo is a pattern?

It's speculative as always, but it's unlikely to raise back, especially with a big investor going short.

Say if tomorrow Berkshire starts selling their shares, what will other speculators do?
buy the dip?

>so tomorrow or next thursday/friday?


I don't know lol, I'm just being patient and way for another time to enter AMD, I think it will keep going up, but in case it doesn't I'll be safe then.

I mean on the claims you made about fraud suspicion, shady practice from the heads, and the other things. I don't doubt it won't come crashing down soon.

2.5 oct cycle

meh if you can get cheap puts go for it. (and i mean an entire trade under $20)

>I mean on the claims you made about fraud suspicion, shady practice from the heads


seekingalpha.com/news/3386871-citron-bearish-cronos-group-sees-70-percent-downside-risk-shares-12-percent

Watching the charts you see that Cron has very weird movement, it's an obvious pump and dump.

>what is some other good household companies? clorox, deans, tyson and such

BUD, SO and Colgate

This is just a bullet point list. I'm asking for something concrete that I can read.

>This is just a bullet point list. I'm asking for something concrete that I can read.


If there was it would be an insider tip.
There is nothing concrete, otherwise the stock would already be at 1$.

>no prior experience
>finally open a portfolio on robinhood
>buy several tech stocks (AAPL, MSFT, AMD, NVDA, etc.)
>huge AMD gains
>start looking into some marijuana stock
>open with just CRON, CGC, make huge gains
>sell more tech for pot, huge IGC gains
>figure the bubble will burst soon, so I should sell
>keep for an extra day and I'm up 33% by the end of just the 3rd day since I began
>next day I see pot stocks are rapidly falling and I figure the time has come
>my immediate thoughts are to hold but I realize I don't even have the understanding to even know it wont crash to 0
>sell, but not before losing enough to put me down to 20% above initial equity
>you win some you lose some, right?
>they start going back up
>smart enough not to buy the tip so I keep waiting for the dip but it kept going up
>drops again today so I buy the dip
>keeps dropping
>keep buying more
>down to only 8% above initial equity
>33% of my portfolio is CRON and I'm too afraid to sell the dip
>AMD and IGC gains were literally just blind luck

I went into this knowing I was financially illiterate but I was rewarded with way too much way too fast. Pot will go back up, right?

>A 5 inches green dildo is a pattern?
With enough shares and dedicated autism you can make lunch money.

You're never lucky twice, when you got lucky once, be on your guards.
Also these volatile stocks are shark's favourite target, it's big fast money from newbies like you.

Get off right now with whatever you have and go on safer stocks like AMD, NVDA and ADSK when it dips.