/brit/

yeah im such an attention seeker arent i thats why i put my gay little meme name in the name title and im just oh so jealous of the obese canadian mid 20s neet virgin

>but you have to buy in 24 cases anyway for it to be vaguely normal price.
you do? or are you saying we do?

obviously the basic economics of bulk purchases apply here but a 4pack of beers is still reasonably priced

and i really did not ask, stop replying to me schizo

You can get it prescribed by a psychiatrist to treat acute anxiety in a controlled and clinical environment.

Water
youtube.com/watch?v=OBPB7P8Zw-M

*farts myself awake*
ooh my haha

On the street or from a doctor
though it isnt popular on the street like it was years ago. the kids do xanax now.

*blocks youre path*

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as in everybody buys it by the carton so even though we get fucked by only bottle shops being able to sell it and them closing at 8-10 you're generally right

don't care if you asked
you mentioned a subject which i am more knowledgeable about than you and i gave you some valuable info

you should be grateful you cheeky cunt

So not mad you had to have a little hissy fit huh.
>meme meme
hang it up champ

Need to move out today and I havent packed anything or cleaned my flat loooool

Debating whether or not to do an all nighter but I'm working Saturday

i didnt ask because ive been told by a million brits what the average anglos view on the queen is
your post meant absolutely nothing to me

yeah but the thing is you go to the pub at the start of the night and that lad that has his own gaff insists "i'm not hosting the after party!" but when it gets to 12-1 and the pub shuts then that lad reluctantly agrees to host the after party and everyone stops off at the garage on the way to purchase alcohol

sounds grim to have to prepare beforehand

fascinating mate
*jumps out my bedroom window*

t. one of these cringe anglophile yanks that is seething about the lack of respect we show to the queen

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Mummy and daddy's bedroom window don't you mean?

getting niggy in the state of mississippi

someone on cnn just said "niggers are fake news"

fuck up freak

>108973091
cryptoamerican

Cringing mate.
Grow out of the little boy meme speak, turns people off. Terrible PR.

feel a little floaty from the phenibut but not really as powerful as id want

How about you stop being such a snivelling pussy starved dork and get these kids riled up to crack heads like I do.

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that would be me, mr. gaping a homosexual

Move out your parents house nonce

wont deny that but you get used to it because pints are 4-6 pounds and at the very best with deals at the local $6 which would be what, 3.50 for a mid strength one

my condolences
have you considered pulling an omar?

took me top off now im sticking to the leather settee

Leftists are genuinely evil.

My family toiled for decades so they could provide a good life for me. My grandfather broke his back in a foundry for years until he saved enough to start his own business. And leftists now want to take away my birthright, take away what Is destined to be mine. They hate me my family and my father and my grandfather. All because we are a traditional religious white family. It’s what Jews fear the most.

Do not forget that these people
want you broke, dead, your kids
raped and brainwashed, and they
think it's funny

Why is the thread so dead?

hmm?
oh right, don't care

because its friday night and all the lads are out on the shag

This shit is Beans
B. A. E. A. E. N. S.

idk who omar is

just don't care

Exclusive: This is Boris Johnson as you've never seen him, photographed at Geelong Grammar during his 1983 gap year.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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He looks like a finn no joke.

You live under a rock, pal?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_nightclub_shooting

nowt to do with prices lad
the local petrol situation is open 24 hours a day on christmas day, new years eve/day and preparation is never need, more alcohol is always attainable regardless of the circumstances

geelong grammar is tarq mecca

Nobody cares

i mean you always plan because the entire night out isn't viable anyway unless you're rich

don't reply to that cretin mate
will let you off on this occasion cause you're not a regular but don't want to see it happen again

Warm humid nights

here we are then...

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>there'll be free movement with America in our lifetime

Dear God, save us from the Y*nks

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Sit in the corner while i fo my thing retard boy

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brappity brap brap brap bru bra BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFFFFFFFT.... brrrrrrrrrrrrt PTTTTTHHHHHHHHttt

nah because what usually happens is me and the lads say 'just a few casual pints down the local pub then go home after last orders' but we end up sniffing a bit of gear and end up in a council house kitchen until 7am after the pub

grim how this spontaneity is impossible in australia and scotland, you just have to go home unless you prepare beforehand lmao pathetic

you seen those dogs in russia that catch the train into the city to beg then catch it back home at night? pretty cool 2bh

actually mad how good breaking bad and better call saul is
it's literally pointless watching anything else after you've seen them

genuinely fully scared of chlorinated chicken in britain and the only reason i potentially regret voting brexit

i don't want yank food standards

it looms

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Lol. Still a teenager?

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youtube.com/watch?v=XhCBruock0E

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Bait for sopranos posting

one of my goldfish died

youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

To make Gandolfini laugh, the third actor was dressed in a pink afro and had a large horse dildo hanging out his pants.

wish i had a celtic gf

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uno reverse card

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played this quiz so many times but this is the first time i've got 100% because i usually always forget something obvious and score 61 or 62

how many can you get? do NOT spend long looking at pic related before doing it cause that's cheating

not even a londoner btw, just love the pengerground

sporcle.com/games/g/londontubecentral
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Fuck off

t. can't even think of 10 tube stations

nice

alri bumder wheres your bf?

Been trying to make that stupid fucking post for like 20 mins

trollolololololol

state

dad called me away haha what did i miss

i'm in my head waaaaayy too much. it's depressing to think about how i've got all these ideas and jokes and fake stories and different imaginary lives for myself going in my head but on the outside, i'm just a quiet polite loner

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fuck all yanks

>imaginary lives for myself
tell me more..

so just to be clear, it was captcha's fault and only those with reddit passes could post?

autism

would quite like a gf lads ngl to yous

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its literally autism go see a shrink if you know the symptoms its actually pretty easy to fix. especially if you're a bit older.

breaking bad is the best television series ever produced
anyone that disagrees is an edgy hipster that forced themselves to dislike it because of how popular it is

but celts are french

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lad put your filthy hands away and fuck off to /cum/

pranked the gf by concealing needles in all her tampons

qt