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Did you know alcoholics don't get food poisoning as often? edition

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/seethcore/

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Is this because all that hard liquor constantly swishing round their gut sterilizes bad food sometimes?

only women think men can't ogle women, and women's opinions don't matter

sounds like momscience tbH

>No YOU are the soyboy
>Also waaaaaah it’s not fair!!

Incel pride worldwide. Normie's day will come

THREAD'S THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=HvecEirC-z4

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How come cum is so peaceful and wholesome with the occasional bant between its users whilst lat is a raging dumpster fire of brown low IQ monkeys flinging shit at each other ?

I don't know exactly why but it does have to do with drinking large amounts of alcohol with meals. Research has found that those who drank the most alcohol along with contaminated foods had lower incidence of food poisoning than those who ate the contaminated food with little to no alcohol. So if you are going to eat food you suspect could possibly be contaminated, drinking liquor (the heavier the better) can save you

>normie
it's normalnigger, you absolute shit

Hi!
I guess...

>... brown low IQ monkeys ...
i think you answered your question here

Umm no sweatie, see: The enemy being retard incel freaks who would in a just world be removed from the gene pool

/cum/ is an official Has Sex general, hence the name

This might be more your liking:

i genuinely ask myself the same
i tell them to calm down and they ignore me -_-
sometimes i prefer this general, but people on /lat/ are funnier

How can I become male escort. I'm pretty ripped and good looking, and thanks to that I've managed to fuck some cougars and traps for money, all of tyhis through Tinder tho, which is shit and slow. Where can I offer my services?

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save hex

dont you guys get tired of having the same arguments every day?

At least you changed your argument from "women are literally my enemy" to "no you're an incel!"

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just start asking women how much they would pay to have sex with you

hey, bud. how goes it

HELLO DRUNK GUY LETS PLAY CS

ask Jason or whoever the racist or antigay nutcase is

it's just the same assholes who want to start a fight
luckily they have extra flags, so i can recognize them and just ignore them

are you from the 90s lol

nice reading comprehension

fuck off you degenerate. Not all of us are so depreaved as to throw around our bodies. I don't care that I am a virgin, I'm proud I'm not some easy fuck

free ballin today, gotta say not sure im a fan

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cope

underwear is a jewish gimmick. THINK ABOUT IT

Does that mean your sharts go directly on your jeans

feeling sleepy already
since i have nothing to do i'm gonna sleep
goodnight everybody

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drunk 69 is a wonderful experience

holy crap that is one cute kitty

What do I get off this menu? Looking for something hearty.
sideorder.com/diho-siam/3047/

washed my choco chips down with a cold glass of MALK

times to wear under: when jogging/running, or playing strip poker

yeah all of em

based and malkpilled

gn bud

night qt

goodnight c:
goodnight baby :*

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so never

awful lot of inappropriate threads on this board rn. can't say I appreciate it.

basically, fatso

Made one

jajajaja

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pooping

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flamin hot doritos are god tier

english spelling is a brainlet filter

are you a teenage girl

youtube.com/watch?v=6Xs1DEZare0 children's youtube is nothing but pain

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Actually Nacho Cheesier are the best

I like those mix bags they have with the flamin hot doritos Cheetos and pretzels

imagining the girl as a transwoman makes it easier for me want to ask her out

FK is spamming porn again

what a bitch

>already 9pm
where did the time go....

poor guy fell in love with a whore

>he hasn't filtered taiwan
sad!

she should have just worm cat ears

>dating 3DPD in the first place
That was his first mistake

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been watching videos of girls trying on swimsuits for like an hour. When did the thong style become a swimsuit option??? Seems like a lot have it now and it is HIGHLY not appropriate. If I have a daughter I will literally beat her ass if she wore something like that

Inspired by some of the posts in the previous thread, I decided to make a sandwich with baked chicken, mayo, and cheetos as an experiment. It was alright, but doritos or onion straws are the superior choice when you want to add some crunch to your homemade sammy.
Pic-related, it's the sandwich (after I had consumed most of it)

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>tfw speedos and short swimming shorts aren't in fashion anymore

Is this some new meme? I was gaming with some of my buds in the midwest yesterday and they talked about the same fucking sandwhich I think, it might have been a wendies sandwhich with doritos on it or something and they were talking about how everybody tried it.

>siding with the guy
idk what I expected

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Autism

Interesting. I normally put potato chips on my samiches.

Imagine liking sexualized moe lolis. Get real waifus

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Who /black/ here

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imagine breaking up with someone over something as silly as cat ears. Think of all the things you could have missed out on

do you really think your partner asking you to wear fake cat ears is a good reason to break up with them

literally me on the left

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Yeah right, it's not like he was trying to push his fetishes on her which in turn made her feel extremelly uncomfortable.

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thats one handsome pig

it's not weird to show your lover things you like. If she actuallly gives a shit about you she will do it

good pig bruce

well I mean if he kept pushing her despite her unwillingness then yeah that's a fair reason to break up with someone
also that shid is weird

Imagine not liking both

/cum/ is an anti negro general

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>finally get weekend to relax
>friend I haven't seen in a while wants to catch up
>lives three hours away from me
oh fuck off and either come here for the day or let me sleep

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just started torrenting again. i can even watch it anywhere from my server.
god it feels great to be superior to netflix plebs

Imagine deserving to get crucified for loli moe obsessions/perversions

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Umm yawn

anyone who torrents is a fucking weirdo

good goys

anybody who doesnt have all my positive traits with none of my negative traits is honestly pretty pathetic...

Why torrent? Fucking stream it. Less hassle, quicker access. Just have good antivirus and it's free access to fucking anything you want without having to torrent even.

based pay pig

Tell him that then

It might be his fetish. He’s not asking for a lot, just to put on some fucking ears. And then she publicly embarrasses him on the internet, she’s a bitch.

Anybody who doesn't agree with my basic construction of the world is cringe and bluepilled

based

i like controlling my files. I should be able to put them on any device and watch without a connection.
and it's free.

>MY FILES!!!

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Crikes imagine being that addicted to watching things on your screen

just donated 5 dollars to Tulsi Gabbard's campaign fund buds

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jealous

>tfw no Pieck gf