/brit/

Attached: 1508080695952.jpg (621x613, 111K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc
youtube.com/watch?v=5YKbcWQNtE0
youtu.be/s22bwvHQcnc
youtube.com/watch?v=MdQn--9gD-Y
twitter.com/AnonBabble

might do a cheeky tax fraud

ate an orange sorbet

the weather in dunedin is cringe

I went to a casino for the first time and the absolute standoffish behaviour of everybody in that cursed place was unbelievable. The wandering, schizo look on the faces of my fellow gamblers was distressing. The employees look as though they were beaten cattle with the attitude of someone who is a preening bureaucrat "can I see your ID"? they ask with a look of which speaks to nothing but the emptiness you can see in their eyes.. I have considered writing a letter of protest to the city about it and possibly the provincial government.

what i want: fascist dictatorship
what i got: Jewish oligarchy banana republic

why is /brit/ so incredibly reddit?

last time i went to the casino there was a couple wogs with their feet up right past where i was walking and i asked them if i could sneak past and they let my by then later on there was a middle aged asian fellow who had fallen asleep and me and my mates were taking photos with him and the same wogs came over and did the same thing as us it was a fun time for all really

Attached: gettyimages-90759409-594x594.jpg (456x594, 42K)

My theme tune

youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

ah mccain I've flat out shit the bed again

my life as a /brit/ addict

when i was on holiday there were these australian teenagers making fun of these fat yank tourist hurling all sorts of the abuse in the caravan next to the open park and it was the funniest moment ive had with an australian. i was about 8 at the time. fun time for all really

>weekend comes after ages
>you can come collect your wages
>throw your parties, have your rages
>then back into your cages

Tragic but true

Attached: 4E1C21EA-19C6-44BE-B7E6-6AB7748D3673.jpg (1200x1180, 97K)

Woke up with a powerful erection
Jumped out of bed and landed into doing pushups
Walked downstaris in handstand on hands
Jumped onto kitchen side and got out my brekkie bowl

stop licking your own balls

>tfw can't even start a marxist-leninist cadre in Britain because you'd get arrested immediately
Its illegal to even fucking suggest a general strike or fly picket for gods sake, let alone be a marxist.

Attached: stalin.png (553x464, 130K)

youtube.com/watch?v=5YKbcWQNtE0

Swedish classic
youtu.be/s22bwvHQcnc

What is your favourite sound?
What is your least favourite?

For me, favourite: rain when inside, train in the distance

Least: chalk on a chalkboard, alarm clock

i am not a communist but Stalin was pretty based

>Forbidden or Private (embed)

Nah bro

sometimes people need to be bullied and thats a good thing

favourite sound is your empty skull shattering on the pavement
fuck off gay cunt

Yer a bit of a liberty taker aren't you
throw some ammonia into your face
dodge your eye sigh gone and you'd be in a panic

Attached: lättä1.png (392x417, 92K)

Must be your country

why do you wake up so early

Come say that to my face cunt. Youre nothing but a shit Australia and that’s something

Nah it's 4chanx I still watched the video m8.

>favourite sound is your empty skull

I BE TOI TOI TOI TOILING
TOI TOI TOI TOILING
You want to buy my mixtape?

Attached: 69f.jpg (356x286, 27K)

stop having cats

your dad gets bullied down the pub
fuck off

Your Dad sucked my Dad off, you bum tingler

Attached: world_pol02.jpg (1572x864, 186K)

finlad when are we playing pubg again?
there's a new season out

shit just got real

Hello Finnlad mate how are you doing today? How was your sleep?

i be toiiiiiiiiiiling

i be toiiiiiiiiiiling

bum boys bum tingling their puckery rims

Y, FO

youtube.com/watch?v=MdQn--9gD-Y

Attached: redhead.jpg (591x480, 28K)

finlad just sent me this image

Attached: 321519.55500000005_d66d0ad9.png (682x799, 62K)

Anime.

Attached: 1558991973390.jpg (685x684, 76K)

won about 128 dollars for my first time but it's still a horrid place

I slept well thanks for asking
How did you sleep? I think I almost got full eight hours or so

You wanna start something?

Attached: 1563303305853.gif (540x504, 1.85M)

Bloody terrible mate only got 5 hours
How's Newcastle coming along eh

fat yanks get bullied by other yanks even
they always deserve it

Dark fruits weather this, lads.

mental how easy british girls are

Favourite: rain, bird's whimper as you stick penis in, birds chirping in morn, 450cc bike engine, fast vibrato on violin, chug chug sound stream train makes because of the motion of the moving rail things, waves crashing above you when you're under the water, a sigh

Least: sound of heavy traffic, muffled music coming from somewhere else, motorway hum in distance, iphone ringtone, dripping tap, poo plopping into water

matlab is cringe
octave is based

That's not good
Well I did sent you the pick I think you saw it (if you didnt put in "haha" in desu and set country to FI)
It's in the early stages
I have to search for more mods/BATs that look like newcastle
You could see it doesn't really look like Newcastle because I don't have the exact same buildings
But now I have to go to toil

Attached: 1499899665810.png (657x527, 21K)

When the fuck did I record Beavis and Butthead? I don't remember that at all.

Nice digits bro

goodbye finlad have fun at work

IM ALL OUT OF MEDS
I REPEAT
I HAVE RAN OUT OF MEDS
I need to get to the chemist asap

Attached: 2b647c07.jpg (660x574, 31K)

We're going to vegas to find some slots

Mad that people drink beer in 2019
Absolute poison

got to be careful with that stuff

bizarre get

wasted
foy

thank you
have a nice day
I liked your koala dinosaurs
couple of threads back, I learnt something new

Why is embarrassing bodies pure early 2000’s kino?

Attached: D458EB3A-2F80-4D62-83DB-A9EDC992AEC2.jpg (880x495, 88K)

your anti-depressants?

my dad literally "liked" my e-mail as a reply
what the fuck is going on

goodbye

this guy came to my school once and was a such a twat

Lmaoooo how?

well no
Hope this is not doxxable but
adhd
I'm person of neurodiversity :)

yeah I can believe you have adhd

You went to your school and were an even bigger twat, so...

i like human cheesecake i mean cheesecake

Urinated in the movie theater last week

what newsfeeds are you subscribed to?

Attached: 67645889_207686296881014_1697143219825688522_n.jpg (640x640, 82K)

grim

we had to put my dog down a couple hours ago. she was 15. basically spent half my life with her

Wouldn’t speak to anyone and just proper arrogant off camera to the point that it was quite bizarre.

Want to save the white race but white women are awful

Wut do?

Entire episodes of Beavis and Butthead (with music video segments) and South Park that I recorded onto VHS around 2004.

in the bathroom?

thoughts?

Attached: 1564201437396.png (651x1681, 440K)

neck yourself you fucking nigger

Tl;dr

that wasn't funny at all

fat british slags
corrrrr

malaponte

Probs a nonce

he was just there for penis inspection day lad, he wasn’t there to be your friend

In the cinema itself

The Sam hyde is the shooter meme is some of the best comedy of the past 20 years easily tbf. That shit was hilarious

That wasn't me
I love white women

Attached: 1563859966969.jpg (750x935, 75K)

what have you been up to lately

I haven't posted properly since February so I'm not up to date on all the happenings

Attached: gemma-collins-3.jpg (630x840, 94K)

push up bras are the shoe lifts of women

World peace was hitting numbers that Tim and Eric weren’t hitting till their second season
the big gay producer at adult swim was 100% ready to offer the boys another season until the big nose tribe stepped in

It's his birthday today
he's having his first drink