/brit/

quite mad how everyone overlooked his kidnap, domestic and sexual abuse of women lmao

*Make a single post explaining my position*
>LmAO look how tRiGgErEd you are! Look at all those lines! I win!!!!
Whatever *drops it, forgets about it and moves on*
>*continues to harp on at poor random anons*

For goodness sake leftypol, its 8am on a Saturday. Give it a rest. I dont think its ME that got triggered.

usual reason desu. What is yours then?

An artist has said she wanted to take on the "Essex girl" stereotype by exploring what it is like to be a "woman of colour" in the county.

Elsa James, 51, has a residency at the Firstsite gallery in Colchester.

She described her current project - Black Girl Essex - "as an exploration of being black in Essex".

Ms James said she hoped to speak with people about their experiences of living in Essex before producing an artwork based on those conversations.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49033935

Powerful

>still going on about
Christ mate
All he said was fuck boris

Anyway, while that little user squeals away by himself , what are your plans for saturday lads?

Me? Nowt

Just don’t trust the gf and I really want to cheat on her before ending the relationship

What’s the best way of going about doing this?

foxnews.com/politics/republican-danielle-stella-aiming-to-unseat-ilhan-omar-charged-with-felony
haven't heard of a good klepto story in yonks innit bla x
NOT trying to trigger the amerirorkes..k

west is fucked

They are Tory-lite, more of the same economically, just with a "liberal" attachment, whereas the Tories already have a lot of liberal one-nation MPs so lib-dems are really redundant, now the only thing they are for is something that they are against, Brexit, and they call themselves democrats?

honeslty i'd rather bulk on good food, but if you really want to gain and have got a requisite amount of protein in, just eat sugary/fatty things

bulking shakes, ice cream etc.

Chances are at least half of the male nigger specimens in this photograph are dead by now

Bulking = eat everything healthy then eat some dark chocolate bars and use coconut milk in lots of recipes (mix it with rice for example)

on jah?

as if the moderate conservatives have any voice whatsoever in their party at the moment, they belong in the LDs

Boris himself is one, there are more of the liberal TOries than there are ERG.

labour and tories should be split up into various new parties and we should have an AV system

I'm trying to eat more sugar now but it supresses my appetite so I cant eat healthily some days. So annoying. Also I've cut out alcohol because I wasnt eating when I was hungover etc

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Dont bulk on sugars. Fats are easier. Oil, coconut milk, butter.

it's a curious, slightly immature reason imo

that you're Labour would suggest you're more politically aligned with the policies of LDs than Tories and as we have said the avg. LD MP is more centrist/liberal than the avg. Conservative MP

You don't think they're different enough, but surely preferable to simply voting Conservative (and thereby supporting the ERG contingent)?

Got you mate I've got a can of coconut milk Ive been meaning to try.

Probably in usual times yes but not at the moment, I'd rather the ERG get a hard Brexit through, just get it done so it can be put to bed and then more than just Brexit can be talked about, I don't see how it is immature because I am seeing beyond the hear and now and trying to look down the road a bit.

Me? love bulking

could eat pasta/fried rice/risotto etc. until the cows come home

been meaning to make an excuse to tuck into this can of baked beans for a few weeks now

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North Korean space programme lads

ples

'Pink' is an other word for piss in swedish

there is not a single forecast put out that projects hard brexit being beneficial to the country, the same is true for soft-brexit.

Obviously such forecasts are never particularly accurate, but my point is that there is nothing to suggest hard-brexit would be beneficial. You'd prefer to simply do it because.... you're sick of hearing about it? lmao

gf is away for a week. what onahole should I buy? fancy one of the asshole ones since I've never done anal

what is it chilli?

:(

youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2IhStlT1Q

Nope, because then we can move on, and to be honest the more damage that is caused the more likely a far more left wing Labour party could end up in power, break it then rebuild it.

Imagine letting a quarter of a million Romanian pickpockets into your country

wtf lads it's freezing might have to turn the heating on

this is what i imaine every yank flag looks like

would desu

wtf!?!?!?

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Ha ha ha

Says you slaving away to pay Mr Chang his rent

fuck off nerd

he forgot to put bug spray on

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need a cosplay gf

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plebs btfo

LOL fucking jake. that girl aint even too bad looking

Volcel if you wouldn’t

pleas british accent nao

LOL that fucking guy. Its me mate Jake! LOL fucking hell ey what's he like! My bestie he is x

Thank god im not a virgin then

oi you fookin wot mate I swear on me mum

Reminder that most cosplay girls that go to conventions are glorified escorts and yes I’m being completely serious

Lots of money to be made from toilet blowjobs

It is currently raining quite hard

vocaro pleasse

How would you know?

>LOL fucking jake. that girl aint even too bad looking
>LOL fucking jake.
>LOL fucking jake.
>LOL fucking jake.

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If you're into "cosplay" or anything like that then you are too far gone basically
Simple as

Need Emma Watson to take a hammer to my glans.

u a sub too? favourite honeybaby?

this has to be a troll profile

I’ve dated a cosplay girl before, ask anybody that regularly goes to cons and literally all of the girls that travel around to cosplay essentially whore themselves out at the cons to fund their travels. The only exceptions are the fully clothed not even close to skimpy ones but even then they’ll still do it

Thankfully I don't even know what this means

just woke up feeling refreshed and ready for the weekend
pity the shaggers that will feel like death all day

>waking up at 9
You missed a god chunk of the day already

im an autistic child

thought you said you like jake? do you not watch his stream?

No I was taking the piss out of you

Chileans? In /brit/?

>refreshed and ready to remain indoors shit-posting and not shagging

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Richard?! Did you do 9/11?

is true detective season 3 worth it

College seems to have been a waste of time

I’m getting A+ certified and seeing where that can take me

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Got to go to the shop to get my fix of crack (Redbull) for fucks sake

Hyacinth I think we need to sit down and have a chat, you see well, me and Onslow had a few cans of bitter yesterday evening and well, things got slightly out of hand.. 9/11 hyacinth, it was me, all me, and I'd do it again given the chance so help me God.

oh right sounded too genuine

nicked a red bull once

i’m a child that happens to be autistic

driving behind a ferrari i think

Get off your phone dumb bastard

What did you do that for lad

You’re a Chilean who happens to be posting in /brit/.

rather not

I see chinese lil pump "lau peng"

blurrghghhbpffftppblurr

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didn't fancy paying

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You're a Chicano.