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I think daddy wont think I'm so pretty anymore.

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parents think their kids are beautiful no matter what.

not true desu my dad called me ugly when i was like 5

most parents at least, cusa hormones.

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American dad is the greatest show ever

Also did you know seth macfarlane banged that forehead chick from the first season of the orville and instead of just writing her off they just replaced her with another one haha

I always cringed at that show because they combined Langley and Great Falls into one town and I grew up in McLean

can't freakin sleep, stupid heat flashes

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finna ask my supervisor if i can have a half day tomorrow because my throat burn

still quite funny and better than family guy

You're all disgusting looking creatures

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wtf is this image
I swear I remember seeing something similar, some kind of AI that generated faces?

Yes, it's from MIT and it's intentional.
They told the AI to make normal faces ''scary''

Always dislike it when people say that
Without fg thered be no ad
And seth really shone in that
I love american dad but family guy is different
Not really fair to compare them

stop watching tv lol

Hello Canada United States and Mexico
Rate this song out of 10
youtube.com/watch?v=yip6OyJ7n5g

My only regret... is not watching enough television

And yeah ive watched most of xavier dolans movies you canadian chamomile

I've been looking for a Russian teacher and can't find one.

my girlfriend can be your russian teacher

Hey Romania, are you latin?

...Da

Want to masturbate to relieve stress but I feel too guilty about the car accident

Dew it

Well im not surprised that the free tablet that my isp gave me is shit

Made one

youtube.com/watch?v=-5WBTeCd1A4

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I went to taiwan once
Wrote a paper on minimalising energy cost in a smart grid
At the end of my two weeks, due to not drinking so much, i almost cried when those two people waited with me for my taxi to the airport, having been treated all the time by everyone, including all servers (best squash pasta i ever had), as one of their own

But im sure whores will do you, you wretch of a man

Men don’t cry

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>Jacking off to a car accident

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Could somebody from the US explain how retro jukeboxes (the ones with vinyl records inside) worked from a business perspective?
Did the bar owners buy the machine, or lease it? Could they buy any record and place it inside, or were they forced to have certain records? Did they keep all the money?

I want to make a little retro milkshake bar manager game.

the story goes that he’s a sexpat from germany

hello rusfriend
>Rate this song out of 10
7, it's ok but not my preferred genre

Damn it, the lipton woman outfoxed me again

(thats not an insult to you or women, its just a bit, youre in a bit, youre doing fine)

not a very compelling bit, ngl

Hei Slovenia you're Slavic?

Ja

Hello Zhang what's your prefered jenre post examples

um it’s called latinx now bigot

Im sorry, its funny in my mind only because of american dad, roger complaining to the lipton line

Colour me black

I’m a voyageur d’amour

i wouldn’t know, we only have Canadian Dad up here

you're chinese slant eyed monkey

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I'll have you know im subscribed to canada and quebec on reddit and thats a real show

hey now mongoloids aren’t monkeys they’re insectoids

ok sorry that was too much

Sure mate
I love drugs and alcohol and do them frequently but i still pity you
Jk i get that some people... Are like you

Thoughts on this, Rusposter?
cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/schmegelsky-father-denies-neo-nazi-1.5227466

big fan of Russian rock like Kino and Lyube, and rock in general. Garage and psychedelic rock are also my favs
examples
youtube.com/watch?v=lan-Pjv99Xk
youtube.com/watch?v=IsT_PvMR4j4
youtube.com/watch?v=HY696M0eC3A

Imagine living in the UK where girls only wear open shoes for like 2 weeks of the year.
No wonder you are so BITTER and a DRUG ADDICT.

Have some soles to cheer you up.

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Sorry I am too drunk to read especially in English
listen to this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=lr5i5w72TVs

america

oops the first link was supposed to be
youtube.com/watch?v=BXgWvFd16iI

I like that song too though

you have to back Mikola

Im gay lad

hahahaha

Imagine LITERALLY being a faggot hahahaha

Imagine LITERALLY being straight hahahahaha

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Yeah sounds about based as hell

>Yeah sounds about based as hell

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Dont give him any attention
Like his whores, he has to pay for it

>the gaycope

he looks like my pup

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you are a bit fatty

Just consumed a bagel with butter for brekkie

keep us informed

Was it a New York Style one or...??
Not all bagels are created equal...

alfie

Just plain generic store brand, an everything bagel would have been even better though

how much was it?

I don't remember how much I paid for them, nothing significant

Hah
Jew joke

If i drink my own pee will i get drunk or high

all muscle

yeah sure)

Just had to tell my mom that I failed even more classes, now she is saying I'm going to be stuck earning minimum wage for the rest of my life and how I'm not allowed to live with any of our family

based and redpilled for both of you

How many classes did you fucking fail? Also your mom seems like an ass unless you spend your time jerking off to anime.

Hey girls.

based dog
i hope was taken for a walk

literally and unironically made this webm

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5 originally, but I failed both of my summer classes so now it's 7

>americans on /o/ unironically think american car culture is better than japanese car culture

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Bfs mad at me for drinking in the morning
Fuck that
More 5.9% desperados for me

jap cars are objectively the best, what pisses me off is when yuros start acting all superior about their shitty cars

I thought Camry was the second most bought vehicle behind the F150

fuck those cagers

but europe houses the worlds greatest car manufacturer

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Really gotta pee, but I don't wanna get up

Reminder LA police destroyed these so they could have more shit and trash on the streets instead of neat, goofy looking homes you can easily keep track of.
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My penis reeks of fish, what does this mean and what do I do?

jewble isn't working i can't watch tv :/

Reminder everywhere in California is filled with homeless people it's even worse than DC

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Shower, numbnuts

You need a dane's mouth to clean that off

ayyo

who the fuck invented maple syrup

one fucKING drop of this shit gets on my hands and it will NEVER get off

It's a housing problem. Allowing for more apartments would do wonders

I want to stick my penis in andy samberg so much
Jewish, annoying, and hot
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His wife has a huge ass and I want her to sit on my face

Still living with my parents lads. Hardly leaving the room the last few days.