Hey guys what can I do to enjoy smalltalk? Today the cashier asked me which tastes better between these two types of cheese I was buying. And I immediately said that I don't know, I just bought it, haven't tried and stuff like that. Though in fact one of them I buy pretty regularly.
Hey guys what can I do to enjoy smalltalk...
Josiah Ramirez
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Ryder Jones
Embarrassing.
How do you not know how to hold a basic conversation?
Isaac Fisher
I blame my parents. They raised me as a social autist with low self esteem
Caleb Roberts
Try to force smile, then the cashier will be forced to smile back
Isaac Reyes
I hate smalltalk. I'm usually very polite and give honest answers and it often makes it worse because people think I'm actually interested in conversation. They often start saying some shit that do not conncern me, and I'm just being polite and listen to them without interruptions. Last time some faggot seller was telling me about his family (like if I care about his family) and it took 15 minutes more than my car ticket was valid. I almost got fined for staying too long without a vlild ticket on a paid parking zone.
Brody Brooks
I wouldn't know. A cashier has literally never made small talk with me.
Benjamin Edwards
No. You're a social autist because you're ugly.
Adam Gomez
At least I'm white unlike you
Michael Brown
Yeah I also was polite with those retarded street sellers. But the last time a girl came up to me on the street and tried to sell me some shit (I guess it was a parfume) I said that I won't buy and just walked away.
Brody Carter
just don't care about what people think
read Epicurus
case closed
Chase Perez
>Parents can't do wrong
Very often the thing holding people back is being too protective of their abusive parents
Benjamin Watson
The more you do it the easier it gets.
I used to be really socially awkward, even talking in a squeaky voice. Now it's just a way to connect with people and make jokes.
Jaxon Parker
Thats a lot of small talk for a ukrainian, maybe she was hitting on you?
Aaron Fisher
At least I have friends, unlike you.
Luke Cooper
>I'm a social reject because of my parents and not because of my looks
>I'm alone because of my personality
Just fucking lol
Jack Lopez
Well, you enjoy it online, since you post here. Same thing, just with more restrictions. Pretedn you're interested in the conversation, or make a sport out of it, trying to get better. Never steer towards subjects that will kill the conversation, but instead lead to a natural conclusion and matain a steady cadence, talking the same amount as your partner. Too many people suck at small talk, having no balance in the conversation.
Caleb Carter
just shut the fuck up already
>I'm a social reject because of my parents and not because of my looks
implying physical apperance is not related with parents
>I'm alone because of my personality
Yes and it's true. You can be full-amputee with aids and down syndrome and still have fuckton of friends. In times like these it's even easier to get real friends if you don't look like a supermodel.
Charles Nelson
>infographic posted by an american
yeah, I'm not reading that.
Andrew Bell
read Orthodoxy by Chesterton
Zachary Sullivan
nigger
Benjamin Lewis
>implying physical apperance is not related with parents
Cope.
>You can be full-amputee with aids and down syndrome and still have fuckton of friends. In times like these it's even easier to get real friends if you don't look like a supermodel.
More cope.
Psychopaths (Literal psychopaths) get laid in Asylums. Personality theory destroyed in pieces.
>39% of hospitalized male psychopaths had consensual sex with female mental health staff
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>Sexy men are considered "funnier", but funny men are not considered "sexier"
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Wyatt Russell
Cope.
Caleb Hill
>cope
you wish
if you're looking for a whore (definitely majority of women around you during your whole life) you need to look good, because whores usually are not intelligent and look gorgeous. But, if you're doing PhD, or master's, or involving in politics, arts (basically other environment than mdma-induced rave whorehouses) you will see that apperance really doesn't matter, as long as you are not a mutt. But you'll never figure it out, you can just read about this and post >cope on a nihonese basket weaving circlejerking forum with rus bots as admins.
Nathan Hill
This is the most tragic thread I've seen since that 17 year old qt got murdered
Dominic Young
ukrainians are shitskin arabs
Connor Mitchell
>But, if you're doing PhD, or master's, or involving in politics, arts (basically other environment than mdma-induced rave whorehouses) you will see that apperance really doesn't matter
Cope.
>Good looking people are more often presumed innocent and given lighter sentences/bail
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People broadly agree on who is good looking or not, and it affects every aspect of life
>Attractive children and adults are judged more positively than unattractive children and adults, even by those who know them.
>Attractive children and adults exhibit more positive behaviors and traits than unattractive children and adults
>Attractive people may exhibit more positive behaviors because attractive and unattractive people are treated differently, so they learn to behave differently.
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You can study muh politiks all you want but at the end of the day no one is going to care what you say because you're ugly LMAO
Noah Kelly
R*ssians are Mongol rapebabies
Joseph Wood
first of all you don't know if I'm ugly
the best part is I'm not, and you are a cuck
tell me your height (is this what count, you cunt?) and end this nonsense
im 195cm, blue eyed, blonde hair male, professional athlete.
COPE :D
Jaxon Wilson
>Thats a lot of small talk for a ukrainian
Maybe for most men it's true but women are quite talkative here.
Ayden Anderson
>maybe she was hitting on you?
Doubt it but idk
Easton Hall
literally just speak
Jack Stewart
Nah,that's your own fault for being an autistic dumbass.
Bentley Russell
thankfully, a cashier has never tried small talk with me.
Just avoid eye contact and looking at their faces. Keep your head down bro.
Isaac Torres
oh god it's another incel is having a mental breakdown thread. I hate those.
Have sex
Daniel Johnson
All of you are Mongol rapebabies lol
Aiden Foster
I'm unironically a 9 (would be a 10 if I gained some muscle), girls mire me all the time, and I'm still lonely and socially retarded, and feel like I need to justify my existence most of the time
I was also treated like shit by my narcissistic parents, abused physically and verbally
Juan Smith
>I'm unironically a 9
Alexander Sanders
Canadians = French, Anglo whatever shit nation mutts
Brandon Reed
I'm just telling the truth, I heard that from people probably hundreds of times. And you can tell when girls look at you a certain way