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Kirstan

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imagine what she smells like

rorke on the ropes

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wtf he just posted my ex gfs passport this is scary

On this day in British History

>1054 – Siward, Earl of Northumbria, invades Scotland and defeats Macbeth, King of Scotland somewhere north of the Firth of Forth.
>1214 – Battle of Bouvines: Philip II of France decisively defeats Imperial, English and Flemish armies, effectively ending John of England's Angevin Empire.
>1663 – The English Parliament passes the second Navigation Act requiring that all goods bound for the American colonies have to be sent in English ships from English ports. After the Acts of Union 1707, Scotland would be included in the Act.
>1689 – Glorious Revolution: The Battle of Killiecrankie ends.
>1694 – A Royal charter is granted to the Bank of England.
>1778 – American Revolution: First Battle of Ushant: British and French fleets fight to a standoff.
>1857 – Siege of Arrah begins: Sixty-eight men hold out for eight days against a force of 2,500 to 3,000 mutinying sepoys and 8,000 irregular forces.
>1865 – Welsh settlers arrive at Chubut in Argentina.
>1880 – Second Anglo-Afghan War: Battle of Maiwand: Afghan forces led by Mohammad Ayub Khan defeat the British Army in battle near Maiwand, Afghanistan.
>1914 - July Crisis – Great Britain makes a final push for peace, warning Germany and Austria-Hungary it will be forced to side with France and Russia should war break out
>1916 - World War I: English civilian ferry captain Charles Fryatt is executed in Bruges, Belgium after a German court-martial condemns him for attempting to ram a U-boat in 1915
>1917 – World War I: The Allies reach the Yser Canal at the Battle of Passchendaele.
>1942 – World War II: British and Commonwealth forces successfully halt the final Axis advance into Egypt
>1987 – RMS Titanic Inc. begins the first expedited salvage of wreckage of the RMS Titanic.

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absolutely vile font

wait this is me

tfw i am leftypol who wanted johnson for this very reason. he is on our side ;)

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They're all his victims

Wait US passports don’t actually look like THAT inside do they?

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just off the phone with morgan freeman, the spokesperson of black people
long story short, racism is no more

Today is my birthday

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They look like this

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old version

Am i supposed to read every picture and comments?

Does anyone understand the Welsh language? What's she singing about?

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Transgender Activist “Jessica” Yaniv Uses Canadian Law To FORCE Women to Touch His Genitals!

he's only the spokesman in america
skepta is the spokesman over here

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long story short: i'm gay

Lmao that’s horrendous, yanks truly have no class

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I don't think comments need to be especially related to British culture they can be about anything just like in all the other generals

here's the long and short of it lads
ive an aero and a kitkatchunky
the question is, shall i have one now or not

Coke I had last night was so strong, stopped doing it at 3 and couldnt sleep till about 6

>that eagle

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Yeah suger is always good :)

Is the british one much better?

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How long did it make the back of your throat numb?
Hate not being able to swallow

Runs the risk of making this an all-purpose english language shitposting thread

watching skins series 1 episode 1
proper peng Bristol kino innit

The Dutch is da best

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well you're wrong

>tee hee I do drugs btw :V

Why does mine look nothing like that? I’ve never seen a British passport like that

finna poo

hope you trip over and die

you need a fat spliff for the end of the night

I have the passport that's the style before that and it's far better

dont believe this is what you truly think

This is the latest series.
Very peng lots of nice pictures and portraits in it.

You can put a nice entry stamp right on his face

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new ones i think

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Cause you're a paki and you and your paki mates all got cheap fakes.

Ages like half the night I could barely drink
My heart was absolutely pounding like it was actually a bit too strong

>2014+5
>not doing drugs

Looks horrendous WHAT were they thinking?

Oh sorry i read wrong take the Chucky it's way better than the bros those taste fucking disgusting

Grim

why can’t druggies fathom that people can derive enjoyment from not being impulsive

fuck you paddy

Why "British citizen" why not just "British"

why is everything translated into french?

same

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Sorry I'm not a depressed munter with nothing going on in my life.

Probably trying to keep up with the yanks in terms of making it a patriotic looking booklet rather than a bunch of pictures of compasses and seagulls

thursday was the hottest day ever
38.7 °C

There’s nothing long term to live for

having an aero

cause we're french

You're right, should be Urdu.

mad how sugar makes you feel like shit

the initial high is great, the instant dopamine hit, but give it a few hours and you feel like utter shit

Wish I could stop but I just enjoy eating xx

Escaped a police car on foot during the year 11 leaver sash

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Not a whole lot to be patriotic about these days

Because there are other types of british nationality.
British overseas citizens
British subjects etc etv

But those taste like plastic and consists of 50% air?

For me, it's the Series 20 passport

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Have never noticed a “high” or a “crash” from sugar, pretty sure it’s just placebo

Had a dream I was arrested Iran last night

Oooh

yeah i regret it already
having the chunkoid now

>consists of 50% air?
that's why it's called an aero you daft cunt

Feeling any sort of high or effect of anything is just a placebo
Drugs and that is all just shite

then you haven't truly binged, go to tesco, get some cookies, donuts, oreos and have a blast

Then report back in a few hours about how shit you feel

I want to stick my penis in andy samberg so much
Jewish, annoying, and hott
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>having both at once
Sounds like you're the chunkoid here.

Had a dream i was arreated in east timor

Forgot pic

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Ah good choice lot's of sugar inside there

any sinophiles in

what you mean is im sh'allah

>windows phone
pooing and weeing

tastes nice, lads. just tastes nice.

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listening to harvest moon

how is she so lovely

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>IMMIGRANT WARNING Boris Johnson warned over planned amnesty for 500,000 illegal immigrants
wew

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im the sneed guy
duh

isn't she lovely

isn't she wonderful

white men are CANCELLED

the daily fucking mail

Chucky doll ting

told rorke that the torys never actually do anything about immigration and that boris is just silly for the cameras but he didn’t want to hear it

Ah yes. Brexit.

The tories would rather split up the nation, ruin the economy and let em all in than let corbyn in. Why? Because he'd split up the country, ruin the economy and let em all im.

Bonkers

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Mate you know that you can be arrested for posting those, right? Hope you're on proxy m8

so rorke
have you been taking your meds?

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It just boggles the mind, they've already shown they don't give a shit about UK law and don't fulfil any of the criteria that legal immigrants need to, how could the country possibly benefit from keeping them.