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>blaming le spookly large nose tribe man for (((everything)))

i bet you believe in god as well lol

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OP is a homo, sage

>yes
>no lol what am I some sort of Jow Forums loser. Started lurking 2016
>yes I was unaware of this. Well looks I altered a bunch kf dumb roasties DNA. Sucks for the cuck that will one day marry one of them. (Ghosted on a whore and a cuck is taking care of my child lmao)
>No still in uni
>No still in uni with a full scholarship and 6k in bibs per semester
>No I hjhonestly don't know anyone who is still a virgin
>no I'm not a dumb nigger who buys a depreciating asset. I'll buy a car when I either make it or start my own business
>No I have my own place @ 20yrs old
>I smoked a blunt 2 hours ago
>Yes. Ive pretended to be freindly with people but only for my own personal gain. I am a master at manipulating people into giving me what I want
OP is probably not gonna make it for the sole reason that he is a turbo faggot.

i give you 70% chance of making it

bonus points for cucking a beta provider

>smoking/drinking/doing substances is good
OP you are an absolute degenerate fool

That's not proper English Rajesh

>degenerate fool

drinking expensive red wine with Parmeggiano under a full moon

off yourself pleb

spending large sums of money on old grape juice and rotting cream... SAD

some top chefs in the world came out saying their favorite red wines are those in the $10-$15 range

after that its massive diminishing returns

>caring what some other guy likes

yes to most, and i already made it
keep coping, zoomers

>posting on a sperm calculating internet board

Yes to the last two.
I.. .won , kek
I'm one of thw few on biz who was born or raised into normie / chad life. But eventually drifted off into autistic chemical waste plant.

Protip , money is a very small piece of the happy puzzle. And yes Chad's lives are that much better

this is true.
>tfw dumped gallons in two long-term gfs.
one is married with 3 kids now. she met her husband right after i left her. fucking kek
the 2nd is doing the career woman thing.

don't worry beta bros, us chads have left our marks and we'll make your kids look better than you ever could. you're welcome.

>unaware the average woman drank 1 litre of sperm by age 18

That's 200 blowjobs on the low end, 500 high end.

>>that sperm of ex lovers digested alters her DNA and will be in the genetic makeup of your offspring
The absolute state of this board.

wew. lad. enjoy this redpill
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3458919/

from the study - "One of two women without history of having sons was also positive for male Mc in her brain and without neurologic disease; the negative individual had AD."

Shit I guess my hs girlfriend became on of the stats then on the liter o' jizz thing. You're welcome to whoever has a kid with her, your kids gonna look pretty good, assuming the DNA altering thing isn't bullshit.

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not there yet
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im doing alright faggot

>The most likely source of male Mc in female brain is acquisition of fetal Mc from pregnancy with a male fetus. In women without sons, male DNA can also be acquired from an abortion or a miscarriage [22], [23], [38]–[40]. The pregnancy history was unknown for all but a few subjects in the current studies, thus male Mc in female brain could not be evaluated according to specific prior pregnancy history. In addition to prior pregnancies, male Mc could be acquired by a female from a recognized or vanished male twin [41]–[43], an older male sibling, or through non-irradiated blood transfusion [44].
From your little study that also claimed only 35% of the specimens tested showed male DNA in female brains (this also includes women who had given birth to sons). You’re gonna have to do better incel.

I hope youre larping because otherwise i feel sorry for you. I would recommend you to go study and get treatment but im afraid its probably too late. Kys

>swallowing sperm
no, getting pregnant changes her DNA you fucking dumbass

unironically kill yourself

>literally didn't read the quote in the post.
ask any animal breeder, roastie.

>1 post by these IDs
obvious shill storm once truth is posted.

>still in uni
ZOOOMERS GET OOOOOOOOOUT

>people see your thread, call you mentally ill, call out your shit "stats" and leave
>shills

stay mad, roastie. the truth hurts
why aren't parental DNA tests 100% accurate then?

If anything that would be good for them because males would be disgusted at females and there would be lower birth rates.

Do you guys even think about what you say or is your brain so rotten from sitting at home jacking off doing absolute fuck all in life that you geniunely just see everything as a conspiracy and dont even think about what youre saying? Holy shit

>Do you guys even think about what you say or is your brain so rotten from sitting at home jacking off doing absolute fuck all in life that you geniunely just see everything as a conspiracy and dont even think about what youre saying? Holy shit
obvious shill response or assmad roastie. can not argue against facts, resorts to insults. fucking kek at all of you.

I smoke crack so that makes me a winner! Yes!!!!

Bait thread
pls kys sir

>why aren't parental DNA tests 100% accurate then?
holy fuck why am I justifying this question with an answer? you should have asked this shit before you went on the internet saying swallowing sperm changes your fucking DNA. eating a god damn sandwich would change your DNA then.
>sperm can have mutations that neither the father or mother share, which can show false negatives, or the fathers could actually be related.

time.com/3461485/how-previous-sexual-partners-affect-offspring/
inb4 flies. Biology is Biology.

>only khv incels living in parents basement will make it

Nice try, faggot.

wow, this roastie is pissed.

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>sperm can have mutations that neither the father or mother share, which can show false negatives, or the fathers could actually be related.
COPE
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