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comfy caturday edition

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got any projects in the works?

good afternoon, /cum/

I fell asleep at 5am and woke up at 7am lads

How does being a leaf feel like ?

>An Arizona body donation facility is being sued after the FBI reportedly found buckets full of body parts, male genitalia in a cooler, and heads and bodies of different people sewn together.
>Agents found bodies cut up with chainsaws and band saws, and “pools of human blood and bodily fluids were found on the floor of the freezer” with no identification tags to mark the corpses, the lawsuit reportedly alleges.
>One agent reportedly said he found a “cooler filled with male genitalia,” “a bucket of heads, arms and legs,” “infected heads,” and a small woman’s head sewn onto a large male torso “like Frankenstein” hanging up on the wall, referred to as a “morbid joke” in the lawsuit, the outlet reports.

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Had a run on an improvised motorbike the teenaged neighbors made

rough

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holy fuck
source?

Pretty gud. Its not perfect but its alright

Just wanna bang the jew out of him
With my penis
In that if wasnt clear enough

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THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=mc7u1sJkPEY

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Have you ever seen a bear ?

google the first sentence

Is this really a video of you and your partner?

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Yeah actually. This lil bugger was outside the neighbourhood park. This was couple of years ago

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Holy fuck it's real
This is fucking nuts. It seems like the Southwest has its own special kind of crazies, sort of like Florida.

My father is kind of a natures bear
Banged three women regularly, two of which are cousins
He also drank a lot and when i was 12 and questioned why i dont have girlfriend he just said 'maybe he just doesnt like girls'
He was right but gf at 12? No

Whats wrong with Florida?

keep seeing a bear on my drive to work up north. last time i saw her she had 2 cubs with her. dumb black burrs.

Thats a still imagine you microchip mullato

ouch
you should sleep more user

marc rebillet always makes me smile
youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4JtetC8sQ

That's fantastic
Why don't you take one and raise him I bet they give great hugs

I hate cum and its OPs but this is the most wholesome pic I’ve seen in this general. Gg

Summer break fucked up my sleeping schedule big time. Im gonna suffer so much when school starts again
I live in BC Lower Mainland and theres quite a bit of them here, imagine North has more

i dont think thats legal

Nothing necessarily, but because of the large population, drug issues in some areas, underfunded mental health care, and loose laws regarding reporting on ongoing investigations, there's a lot of news stories from there with titles like "Florida man detained for throwing alligator through drive-thru window."

*Mother bear crushes user*
Nuthing personnel
The other states arent even trying

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only takes a week or so to straighten it out.

It makes an amusing side plot even for non americans

took a shit last night. it was like a half a liter of something resembling pureed apples mixed with something to thicken it up. it sat in the bowl like a pancake.

oso negro

That's sad

Ive better straighten things out
Black bears are most common in suburbs, grizzly bears are more common in the north
What did you have for dinner?

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American toilets have too much water in them
And i couldnt poop properly till the hotel because you could see people

in some days you can fix it
sleep more early

love you all

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i love you /cum/

i hate everyone

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Yeah Ill def fix it. Taking naps doesnt help either
Love you in a non homo way amigo

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now kiss

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could you not

rude

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thanks c:, hope you fix your sleeping problems
no

youtube.com/watch?v=x7_jYYISAbM
same. :)

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Wat did I just see

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just finished Another Life. heck of a cliffhanger. now I have to wait a year to find out what happens :\

i hope one day i can say that i'm a good person

haven't watched any series in a fucking year lmao

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Umm crikes
Compsci lol

i'm watching another life

is it good? :o

My erdos number is already 3 btw
But whatever
And do whatever you like
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdős_number

it's okay so far. will probably keep watching

wthr.com/article/update-police-officer-forgot-he-took-bite-his-sandwich-indy-mcdonalds
for me,

>imdb 4.2/10
yikes

Shower daily

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ok, maybe i'll watc-
oh...

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Going on a run. Y'all nigs want anything?

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Ignore Imdb and keep watching what you want
Gib me milkshake

Socialism (like full blown kill the rich) in the uk
Thanks

Uhhhh

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never been there
what's the best wendy's thingy?
it was just a joke, don't worry i don't take internet critics serious at all

lol, mybad.

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fell asleep and didn't finish the anime yesterday
but today i will

going to buy hamburger buns for the burgs tonight
what else should i buy, i don't think i need anything really....

Double cheeseburger. Medium frosty. Small fries

Potato salad

My free post

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I was kidding...
Not really
Suck the life out of this country with 0% on gambling including the lottery
Boris is PM? What a fucking joke

Im really glad support for the EU has gone watching this fucking island
No, the UK is not greenland 40 years ago
Glad prices are going up fot essentials, pasta, rice, poatoes
You deserve it you chav racist fucks

Sorry i had that in me for a while

i've had my fill of that fattening stuff

*has gone up
Other typos

Everything. Don't come. We're full

Full of geriatrics and bath salts

ok order me that please, i'm hungry

Still in Iowa but we're on our way to interstate highway 90

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You *FINALLY* get a gf, and she insists on wearing this to the beach.

wat do

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Let her, my arm will be around her waist and grabbing her butt anyway

I already have a gf and she isn’t a 3DPD whore like your pic

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Are romanians ok tho?
Still got like 5 years on my visa (dont worry they screen you very muchly.including when you arrive)
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how's the trip going, user? :D
>having an underage chinese drawing as a gf
cringe desu

god i hate women

Coworker goes through more trouble than it’s worth to talk to me
She changed her lunch break to be the same time as mine

why is that, user? :l

Sounds like a dumb whore

It's going alright, just have to get through iowa. Between here, Illinois and Indiana I've never seen so much corn and soybeans before

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Is she hot

Yes

Maybe you shouldnt throw away this opportunity