Americans be like

americans be like
>ouch this foreskin is quite spicy

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>be american
>leave tip as soon as you're born to doctor

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oooof

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uncut dick smells like shit, never suck one ever again.

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Should've washed after he was done with your candy ass.

I will always love you, penis-tan

shieet

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do americans even know what a foreskin is?

More like shaaaarrrt

test

fpbp

I honestly didnt know why he needed that much lube when watching American Pie.

Touche

Most Americans are uncircumcised, not sure where this dumb meme comes from

>saturday night benis thread
right on schedule

Not sure. Take it with a grain of salt but I never watched an american porn where the dicks had foreskins.

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We all know thats not true. If it were the internet wouldnt be full of porn with disgusting mutilated cocks.

no anal. just sucki sucki and it smells.

based.

Damn son

how will amerigoblos ever recover?

I've seen this posted like a hundred times
It's never been funny
>Most Americans are uncircumcised
You are wrong, retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision
>The prevalence of circumcision is the percentage of males in a given population who have been circumcised. The rates vary widely by country, from virtually 0% in Honduras and Japan, to 3.8% in the United Kingdom, to 7% in Spain, to 45% in South Africa, to 82.5% in the United States, to over 90% in many Muslim-majority countries

korea copying us as usual

I wouldn't be surprised if many didn't. I didn't know exactly what it was until I was a teenager.

South Korea was a mistake.

>I've seen this posted like a hundred times
It's never been funny

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thanks reddit

My parents gave mine back at age 21. It wasn't that spicy really, it had a chewy texture and tasted like a sock. My friend fried his and said it tasted like calamari.

I want to let a cute American boy explore my foreskin. Imagine his curiosity, his enthusiasm, all the questions he'd have that you'd be happy to answer, all the things you could demonstrate to him.

post on leddit and watch how seething americans downvote this

>The overall prevalence of circumcision (tuli) in the Philippines is reported to be 92.5%. Most circumcisions in the Philippines are performed between the ages of 11 to 13.[39][40]

What the fuck

fpbp

i do these for remembering the good days
don't even know how reddit works

based

this guy (norfag rocker and comedian) got his dick cut, then fried and ate the tip, on tv.
>its part of your body, its like eating on your nails

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Yeah, honestly since most porn is American made you pretty much never see an uncut penis anywhere.

I only fap to czech porn they all have uncut dicks

Based and, dare I say, redpilled.

>Czech porn
That's pretty based, but you would be even more based if your porn of choice had no penises at all.

lesbian porn is so fucking boring

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For me, it's solo women masturbating and vanilla nudity.

I always surch for amateur stuff. Look for a dude that has a dick that looks almost like mine and then he holds the cam so you never see the guy you basically see a dude pounding a chick with a cock that looks like mine.

That gets me off. Doesnt matter how the girl looks as long as she isnt fat, has too much tattoos or piercings

This but for guys