/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

BORN TO SECEDE
UNION IS A FUCK
Kill all Yanks 1861
I am Southern man
410,757,864,530 DEAD YANKS

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youtube.com/watch?v=L5xlQVr-j08
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i want to die

lookin to build a new pc

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>not even 300 posts
>new thread already
It's like throwing out toothpaste without squeezing it up first

UGH

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ok

WHAT COULD OF BEEN

why is commiefornia part of the CSA

>buy "this home doesn't call 911" sign
>I actually do call 911 frequently because I get lonely

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>buy
consumerist retard

What's wrong with your current one

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What would the inhabitants of Birmingham, Alabama, do if they were confronted with a native from Birmingham, GB?

Serious question

because it's rightful dixie clay. new world pops assimilate super quickly so it will be dixie culture in 20 years

harvest your whiteoid genes

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why is the average American so stupid
they'd be interested in his accent and show hospitality but that's it

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We'd BLACK them

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/couple-lose-1200-wrong-birmingham-booking-birthday-trip-las-vegas-a7005156.html

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what happened? and speaking of stupid, ready for another fmk?

I was just reminded that there are thousands of people who believe that there's a conspiracy between "evangelical" Christians and Russia to undermine democracy or something
also no

business-live.co.uk/news/local-news/council-admit-birmingham-alabama-print-3956485

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macon

can't really run new videogames very fast and i kinda want to get back into playing video games in the hopes that i can have fun and maybe talk to people
other than that nothing, don't know if i actually will.

macron*

Would they know what to expect from the accent? In other words, could they differentiate it from a typical "British" accent? Is Peaky Blinders popular there?

keke palmer, victoria justice, emma watson

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Did they really think they'd be any better off in Birmingham, UK? It's a fucking shithole. That said, there are some VERY comfy areas within 45 minutes (i.e. my hometown)

whomst, yikes,

The average person here would just think "british accent".
Why are you so interested in bham anyways?

who

Because I'm from there (UK) desu. There's no such thing as a "British" accent, and the Birmingham (UK) accent is very distinctive

Out of cultural solidarity, I'd like to visit Birmingham (Alabama) and get drunk with them

you cant be serious
black qt, goddess, hermione.

none of them

There isn't much to see here t.bh, but we do have some good ass restaurants. I'd recommend going to SAW's Soul Kitchen for some good bbq.

you're a card

Shit Y*nkees say:
>I love my 2005 Toyota Sienna, it's never given me any problems
>why would anyone drive faster than the speed limit?
>slow down, it's not a race!
>you go, girl! (when getting passed by someone doing 50 in a 40)
>ugh those diesel trucks are so loud I hate rednecks
>I love seafood, let's go eat at Golden Corral!
>eww why would anyone go hunting? Have you never been to a grocery store?
>why do you need all those guns?
>smoking is so gross, it smells bad and it gives you cancer!
>Haha, you have a boat, that's pretty cool, I guess...
>why would anyone need so much land? You could have so many houses there
>URBAN PLANNING IS SO OVERLOOKED HERE, BUILD MORE ROADS
>this area isn't diverse enough, it's all white people lol boring

>hoo baby i'd bend that hussy over an-
>o fug she sees me
>oh to hell with it i'm gonna die soon and bend that hussy over and put a cigar...

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what parts

why are you here

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y*Nkoids are fucking scum

bought choccy milk

stop replying to him

I'll do what I like mate

I miss mummy

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We've got Britain Trump now so everything is ok. Eh is a pretty cool guy and don't afraid of anything, will put the so-called EU in their place for sure

lol

all of them...

youtube.com/watch?v=L5xlQVr-j08
this always brings a smile to my face

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Then go to /v/

This. What game is pic related?

@109017915
go away stinky flaglet

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what cpu
what gpu
what monitor

its a japanese game called boku no pico

Brits are fucking gay, but so is Alabama so feel free to go there

victoria 2
best grand strategy game tbH

Farage is based desu, only low IQ liberals would say otherwise.

Enjoy a couple of extra videos of our glorious new PM destroying some German cuck and a small Asian boy

youtube.com/watch?v=YO9F6BDffx4
youtube.com/watch?v=T5NN5S9sPFM

>boat
Based

Thabks user

monitor is one i already have native res 1900x1280

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oh ye that was GOTY 2009
B R U T A L BORIS

Wow man I appreciate a joke as much as the next man but let's try not to get offensive here

pls do not engage with flagletts
he's not a regular, pls consider him a amerimutt with a giant soda in one hand and deep fried butter in the other

Tbh only women millennials, and gay men say taht

personally I like the Iranian Mullahs

>don't talk to flaglets
>immediately responds to flaglet

foreigners get a free pass if theyre here to ask about the south

Thanks, where do you pirate your copy?

Genuinely love the south desu, can't wait til I visit. Anticipating southern belles aplenty and wholesome families eager to share wholesome southern culture with me

>9400f
why

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ah nevermind should be fine

Don't get your hopes up too high desu, women in the south are like semitrucks. Unless you like it of course

Refuse to believe it desu. In my mind they're all 9/10 Christian girls who will pull me out of my depraved nature through the simple goodness of their spirit

because? why not

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should be fine, if you dont care anything but gaming
youtu.be/vGNG9AZKtsg

what else is there? video encoding?

yes, watch the video the 3600 beats it in gaming too by a bit but if you have already bought the parts

bless, you're welcome bud
southern grills love the british accent

just did, also the site i used here in leafland the 3600 is also almost 100 bucks more so...
anyway it was all 900 dollars after my 100 dollar gift card, since i have a monitor/mouse/shitty cheap kb already. probably through my current pc out in the living room and use it in case i ever want to use it to stream on tv(i wont)

desu I worry that I would actually find it very easy if I were to visit the south. Went to Edmonton in Canada once, and it was a huge draw for the local girls without me even trying. Shouldn't be so easy to pull girls with something so banal as your accent, but that's just the way it goes sometimes I guess

Damian is based

Untrue you fucking y*nk faggot. The ones you see are obese land whales because their husbands can provide enough to support the entire family. The good looking women are always working, because they have to, and because they want to. Those that don't want to work burn out on drugs, live at home forever, or go the camwhore route. Southern women go to college to find work, so they're not in a forever cycle of taking new courses and gaining majors/ minors because they're afraid to face reality like y*nk skanks.

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>Edmonton
What did you think of our fair city

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girls just want something different to help them pretend they're unique

>tfw slavic
>fluent in rp
>americans get weirded the fuck out by the fact that I don't talk like niko bellic or a stereotypical russian

Mixed impressions desu. Not a huge amount for tourists, but that's not a bad thing. Nice countryside surrounding the city, and friendly people. Helped that the girls loved the Brit accent and always came over to my table when I was at the bar. Was at the Funky Buddha and a few bars near that area if you know it? Good 5 years ago now though mind

Probably accurate

your accent honestly sounds closest to var's

somebody please shoot the flaglet, these are some of the worst non-Gingerpedo posts I've ever seen here

will you still go bowling with me

people should never reply seriously to them

Yeah, Alberta in general has very little happening outside the rockies for tourists. All our cities suck pretty hard imo, but I was raised small town/rural so that skews how I measure "good" in cities. I always suggest hopping around small towns in the corridor to tourists who want the genuine Albertan experience since Edmonton and Calgary have too many foreigners and Canadians from out of province to really give you that.

It's not a bad thing at all that it doesn't have much for the tourists imo. I love authentic experiences, and I certainly got that when I started hanging out with a gang of rig pigs in GP, getting wasted with them at night and then fishing or shooting with them in the day. Don't have anything like that here in the UK, so was a really nice experience desu, and obviously I love the nature you guys have in Alberta

i'd marry victoria justice

>fishing or shooting
Cheeky bastard coming here and breaking our laws
Sounds like you fit right in

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i'd marry you, you spicy little mexican jumping bean

Yeah didn't have a licence for either, but no one seemed to mind haha. That's what I loved about Alberta desu, just how free it was. In the UK it feels like every aspect of your life is managed by the state, so it was nice to experience genuine freedom desu

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listening to el paso lads

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You ever thought of leaving the UK for good?

In some ways I'd love to pack up and head to north america, particularly a mountainous region. But it's just a pipe dream for now desu. Got lots of family ties and commitments here, and it wouldn't feel right to leave even though it would be great for me personally