I don't know why people are so scared of brazilian showers...

I don't know why people are so scared of brazilian showers, the last time someone died electrocuted in my shower was 4 years ago

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F

Ok I laughed

is this real?

>the last time someone died electrocuted in my shower was 4 years ago

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you have to admit that's a pretty creative design

i would take a bath on that

We face death every saturday.

We risk our lifes in every shower. Can firstoids do the same?

based

The only time people here die in the shower is when they fall and break their neck.

that's some real 3rd world shit

Kek

>tfw was dance to The Smiths in the shower and almost slipped and killed myself
after that day I never listened to the Smiths

Something similar happened to me.
>my mom cleans the bathroom uses a gallon on cleaning supplies
>slipery as shit
>boom! I slip and hit my head on the fucking hard ceramic toilet.
>fuck you mom

>Tfw when you realize that suicide showerhead is more safe than murican bathtubs

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I slipped once by being scared of a centipede that came out of the shower drain lol

this keeps the jew at bay

I slipped once in the shower and my dumbass dog broke down my door thinking I was in trouble. I love him but holy fuck that door cost a lot to replace

based doggo protecting his retarded owner.

What breed of dog is it? It had to be pretty big to be able to do that

What does your water smell like? My city's water comes from snow and gacier melt in the rockies. It's clean and has many beneficial minerals in it. It comes cold and delicious straight from the tap.

Glacier ffs

It has a slighlty mettalic odour.
it has a mineral taste, and it is killing me little by little...
it leaves white and gray tartar.

I knew a guy that died like that during highschool, i helped spread the rumor he was masturbating and that his mom found him with a hard one and hand cream on his dick. Good times, Fuck you Potrillo.

Gaycier haha

Fucking cold chileANO

Slight metallic taste probably from old pipes. Just smells like water.

chlorine