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am depressed
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Was shocked to find out drunk targets the same receptors as benzos

youtu.be/W4i8o-3B4LU

post some good tunes cmon

Had 8 pints of homebrew and feeling VERY mashed right now desu. Currently nursing a pint of water to calm me down a bit before I head to bed desu

can you get them over the counter

Then you should listen to all apologies instead, in fact I might do the same

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Yeah we know you’ve been posting about it can by bloody can

When I comedown from md I can fall straight asleep

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I don't take drugs because I'm not a degenerate

well then?

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yeh two options either the one a night or two a night 3 quid or 5 quid
but they are pretty big so get the one a night

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone ekse*

love her

It times like these I turn to washington DC post hardcore band Embrace for moral support

youtube.com/watch?v=vA-SX3An_bc

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famous grouse and tap water for me
>faintly hears the hordes of londoners seeth

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Haha that's what having no irl friends will do to a bloke

lads
This is the closest I've seen to a modern day army charge

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it's not so much the night of it as the following night. get this horrible sense of dread just as I'm about to fall asleep that then wakes me up again.

drinking sir edwards
it's shite, scotland should be ashamed

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Looking forward to topping myself desu
A very exciting day too bad I won't see the aftermath

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might be moving to edinburgh for a month lad, tell me do the lassies like short chubby cockney blokes?

it's a clownworld

Define England for me lads.

What does it mean to be English?

how come pakis never kill these types of people

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Oh yeah that happens when you do it too often or do loads. I only do mdma maybe once a year now

scintillating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

no

something very unnerving about the Beatles song strawberry fields forever

nah

As long as the muzzies take their religion so seriously I can only support this kind of thing.

luv pints
'ate pakis

simple as

Playing with fire this lot.

Edinburgh is basically an English enclave anyway so im sure you will do fine lad

pints footy slags greggs the chippy

yeah

>do girls like short-
let me stop you right there. no.

too old and too fat to be a lingerie model

Would you ever have a pint with a paki?

they don't drink

multiculturalism is a fucking disaster

mine does

The Hindus and the Sikhs do

its the fucking moustaches innit

they knew it would be a disaster
that's why they pushed it so hard

would lick her forehead then make up an excuse to leave

this was painfully unfunny

no they aren't. pakis love them because they reckon the existence of them is proof that the west needs islam

sikhs? bro tier

t. Peter Scully

hindus and sikhs aren't pakis

pakis are muslims

What about cricket, rolling hills, meadows, country gardens, Shakespeare, castles?

youtu.be/i3CFEAXrc9s

BURGAH

Have any of you ever slept with a tranny?

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bread and circuses is that it?

watching the partridge family

heard some fucked up rumour about this show, like the dad was molesting the kids or something

maybe if you're some poncey little fairy yeah

>has never been in town on Eid
oh my sweet summer child

My best mate is brown but because we grew up in an area that is >95% white he has no connection to his asian roots whatsoever desu. Basically just a white lad who you've painted brown desu. Have told him this, but he wasn't too keen on the analogy desu

I thought all brown people were pakis?

no, only muslims

yeah Alan is a bloody wrongun mate

you are both homosexuals

its funny becus its about him being a leading man like keaano reefes who he gets compared to alot and then he becomes him

People who come here from countries with a barely functioning government/society can't just be British because they have a piece of paper stating so

Not even the same person

there was a bangladeshi lad at my school who's nickname was oreo lol

yeah but the comedy bit itself was extremely unfunny

eat like a fucking pig today

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No, but for the simple reason i dont attend to American ideologies, would still have a quick smash if nobody was looking

got a fucking nigger on my mind

my sister is a heroine addict

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What an idiot

wonder if old people realise that once they get put in a nursing home they're never leaving

breakfast: honey bunches of oats cereal
lunch: grilled chicken wrap
dinner: cellophane noodles