/brit/

Fuck off, Owen.

i havent left the house in a months

youtu.be/QIi4cAK1vik

>liberal men for getting all the girls

Yanks are getting desperate for attention again.

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the best health test you can do without any special equipment is the masturbation test
get erect
see how hard and throbbing your dick is
make sure you can retract your foreskin properly
make sure that nothing's hurting
and then masturbate
if you break a sweat, you're unwell
if you take too long or too little, you're unwell
if your cum amount is too low, too thick, or too thin/runny/clear, you're not well
if it was satisfying to cum, you're well

shall be watching some absolute filth (legalporno) shortly

Wish I could cry but couldn’t muster the emotion

i consistently self-sabotage

hmm...

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imagine being a girl
just imagine

I had a working password for that site a few months ago

mates sister did amature porn and i’ve spent 5 years trying to find it

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feels good to be a big boy

youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4

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so grim
no cock, no prostate, no reason to live

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antiyankism is a scourge on our society

Pish smells strongly of the crisps I just ate

Don't need a cock when you've got a fanny.

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>t. Yank on a proxy

im vindictive and nasty towards people

don't need to lol

FOY

don't need a fanny when you've got a prostate

it isn't a subscription site, you buy "credits" then use it to buy a video so cracked passwords don't really work.
it all ends up on biqle and vk anyway

foy is hate speech

gay nonce

post feet pls

Don't be
youtube.com/watch?v=cJHWXfSKTsI

...

Finally a match 3 game I can get behind

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imagining a chink cunt saying this lmao

Doing a read lads

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SelfDemonstrating/SpriteBoy

Really our wish political issues could be sorted out nowdays with the male population going head to male scrapping with said lesser nations, only way an advantageous brexit will come bout, france and spain for warmups for the slavs

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i do not deserve to have friends or loving relationships

Absolute state of this bent frog.

if it is possible for a human being to be healthy, it is possible also to be ill

all these cute girlies kissing makes my penis stiff

I'm aware. the guy's account had like 10 videos purchased that I could download

Yanks trying hard to fit in.

About to tuck into some ravioli lads

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Doing a 'cide
youtube.com/watch?v=FFHyT64ITnQ

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ok

i have a small penis

Just want to take shirt off and lick his chest

And put my penis in him

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>About to tuck into some ravioli lads

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we don't care chinky chink

why would tiddly winks eat ravioli

same mines only 24cm long hard

youtu.be/jdi9ITSd5Xo

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If I was PM I'd force 100% of people to be organ donors.

Tell me why that isn't an excellent idea.

non-americans need to stop using the y word

about to go to mcdonalds my dudes

off to bed lads, yank jannies, eat my rare smegma

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pick me up some chicken nuggets

Thats wrong
Thats a wrong use of this image

*gobsmacked expression*
ONLY????

what you getting

I'm a pot noodle in a world of nissin sobas

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i dont eat m**t nor will i inflict it upon others

Could really do with some solid food rn fax me a bigmac

mew

not only am i a virgin, i'm also an incel

a virgcel, if you will (and i will)

i aint giving away my kidney

Frenchy is still mad that I btfo him like a week ago ;__;

mentally ill fucking FREAKS i fucking hate them

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you have to go out of your way to opt out these days

Who's "Frenchy"?

im a revolting specimen

Not for long
*rapes you*

Is your name Virgil by any chance?

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Just one whiff

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who gave you the y word pass?

youtu.be/uDtqGdtLkTc

haha! this is classic!
hope you and the kids are well x

When I go to mcdonalds I always get the same order. Large chicken legend meal, with a diet coke, plus a 9 chicken nuggets box.

ugly people like me should be kept away from the rest of society

is your name chinkcel