HAHAHAHAH LET'S TALK ABOUT C*NADA

HAHAHAHAH LET'S TALK ABOUT C*NADA

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Ok

Why is your pop so low?
Don't you fuck?

no thanks

No. I like living in an empty country

I've been to Quebec and BC. I'm good with not going back.

Letterkenny is funny.

Canada has had below replacement fertility since the 1970s.

Canadarm is the worst most useless piece of shit ever put into space, change my mind

it seems cooler than michigan

>Literally used to help dock cargo resuply vessels to the ISS, and was used to deploy satellites
Think again, Ivan

it does so at a speed of a geriatric snail
1 (one) drunken slav in an orlan suit can do it faster

Send help.

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>drunken slav
Is there any other kind of slav?

>Send help.
I'll be right happy to

hungover slav

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>Canadian teammate tells me how Tim Hortons is the best breakfast place around
>Try Tim Hortons
>It tastes like shit
Was he pulling my leg or something?

Tim Hortons has gone to shit since it was bought by Americans years ago.

Patriotic leafs (the libtards) shill for Tim Craptons

It isnt. Its just convinent. Apparently it used to be good

Ah I see, makes sense. Must have went the ol’ “we can make more money selling an inferior product at a higher cost since there is no more competition between businesses” route

I've always found leafs on Jow Forums to be unfunny and asshurt, are like that in real life?

empty country is based country

All my friends are not Canadian..

No they’re actually pretty funny irl. Canada’s basically America but without everyone being enslaved to their employers (although that’s been changing there)

Canadians seem to have a real hang up about the USA

My country
My home
My future
The Middle Kingdom :)

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Y'all don't deserve help after what you've become. All I hear from Canadians is how much you want to be/admire the British; well you are following their example quite well.

>tripfag
>pass user
>leaf
Jesus christ it's like a multilayered shit cake

*Invades Vancouver*

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I mean you’re basically right about that, Canada is pretty fixated on the US. But to be fair America’s probably been the most important country in the world since the end of WWI, whereas Canada is a country of 37 million people whose economy is almost entirely dependent on doing business with the US.

Very true

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They are already there, bro

Time to die I guess

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