Do you have a gf Jow Forums?

No I'm too socially retarded

I can relate

There is this girl I’ve been hanging with for over a year, she is very shy and reserved and I am 100% sure she never had a bf.
This makes things even harder as I socially autistic (not literally) so getting closer is very hard.
But next Saturday, after she comes back from a vacation with her flatmate, we will hang out and I am gonna tell her I like her.
Many people say being this direct is bad but to be honest I have no clue what else to do.
Wish me luck anons. Also if any of you have any recommendations please feel welcome to do so.

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jus b urself

Y tho?

>1 an
După 2 săptămâni a și futut un Ciad, peste o lună a găsit cineva pt relație.

shittiest advice you can give
had i followed this i would've died a virgin

Nope. Just got 20 last month and I don't even have a female friend, never did. Much less a gf

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Just be honest about it, if you get rejected just go find other girl you like, you live in Italy there are a lot of cool qts there.

No and i dont want one. Im not comfortable being close with another person.

Stiu user, si ma doare.

>"I suffer in Argentina"

>Many people say being this direct is bad but to be honest I have no clue what else to do.
Be honest from the beginning so you can know what she really feels for you, otherwise you're going to misunderstand her actions.
But so you know, if she rejects you she's not going to do it with a flat no. If she's your friend she's going to try to soft it for you and is going to tell you something like "you're too good for me" or something like that. Just understand that as a NO. It hurts, but it's better in the long run.

I did the same three months ago, first time and I'm 25. She rejected me and I'm still managing the pain (specially because I know the guy that she actually like), but I do feel good at the same time because I achieve an important step on my life and the next time I hope to know better.

same here

Thanks a lot guys, it means a lot to me that you have answered :)
Anyway yea, mexianon I will keep that in mind, but as you have also said I think that finally making a move after 22 years on this earth will make me feel accomplished.

how can you play with half your ass out?
this has to be applied to the men's team as well desu

yes. our relationship is terrible and we rarely have sex.

good luck and do it :)
prepare for a weird reaction since you said she is also an autist.
update us

Buona fortuna user

I wish I could be a lesbian

This is why most are single because the way they already are.

I hope she doesn’t feel the same way and never speaks to you again

Vrei o prietenă?

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I want to fuck that chick so hard

No

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Thanks bros
I hope not!

N-nu cred ca vreau sa fie aia prietena mea

>chick

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I want to steal her money

No, I don't think I can have one.

Why not?

good luck italianon

I can't feel attraction to a woman who isn't a virgin or wants sex, I feel that sex makes women dirty and unrespectable. So that rules out most women in the world. However, if I did magically find a virgin woman, and she liked me and wanted to be my partner, that would imply that she wants to sleep with me, which makes her one of the women I don't want. Because a pure virgin gf who doesn't have sex *includes not having sex with me*, anything else would be hypocritical.

Fellow idealist

it's called asexuality and there are a number of people out there like that

Why are you gay?

Da.

>sexually repressed = gay

Thanks mate

Yeah I'm at a resort here with her right now.

gay? what?

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I'm 30. Never had sex, never had gf, never dated, never kissed, never held hands, havent had any friends for 11 years now.

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Is this fan service or one of her non-porn movies?

And that is exactly why everyone should ignore whatever you post since you've never left your room either in the past decade. Wonder if it's among your cheap thrills to proxy up and larp as other nationalities in order to shitpost political bait.

its from one her non-porn "art" films

Almost same only i'm 29, Never had sex,had girlfriend, kissed, held hands, know my best friend for 19 years now.

based antisocial user

This. When I was a kid I thought I would have had a kid at this age. Surprisingly I don't really care much though. Being alone is pretty comfy.

>sasha_and_merchant.webm

Literally me.

No, and I don’t want one until I have a decent job and can show some fiscal responsibility, as well as put up appearance daily.
Until then I’m not worthy of having a gf.

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Nah by this point I don't care anymore. To say the truth I never cared much but I know that no decent girl will have ever someone who's a kissless virgin at my age.

Show her picrelated.

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>Being alone is pretty comfy

Is it really? Funny thing is that i dont even care about being viring anymore. What bothers is the loneliness. Not having someone to love and hold.

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Maybe you should get a pet or something? I personally don't really feel lonely much but when I do I just watch some cute pet videos and that does the trick for me.

I just want to pump and dump. If I don't have my way I literally go soft, and I hate rubbers.
So mostly the going soft part ;_;

I'm very lazy person and i'd be very lousy pet owner. I also have anger issues and i'm afraid that i might hurt my pets.

Having pet is always a good idea to handle loneliness. Just get some low maintenance pet like hamster.

As for anger issues, just talk to therapies lah

No, I missed out on teenage romance and am currently missing out on young adult romance.
I fear not experiencing important developmental milestones (first kiss, first gf, first lover etc) when I should have has left me stunted and will prevent me from ever forming romantic relationships.

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Yeah same here

Just kys.

Pathetic.

I still have things I want to do and see.
Even though I desperately want to fuck I understand pussy isn't everything.

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haha

It is.

Whatever you say, you retarded bucket crab.

Yes
And I don't regret it because it's saving me money and energy to deal with women
If only they had any sense of logic I won't be like this

It looks like someone transcribed my thoughts into a person

I'm married if that counts.

Gay or straight marriage?

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