some user is a pol thread claiming to be a millionaire told me i could be a millionaire too if i invested $2000 right now into this thing.
where and how do i into crypto to buy LINK?
pls help i am a poor fag right winger from the 2016 election meme war.
i have a min wage job and have never into making real money
>pic related is what the user posted
also is this a meme or serious?
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it is a prophecy
also first time Jow Forums poster
>believing strangers in the internet
its a meme dude
Go back to pol.
Your job is to take care of the nigger and jew problem for when we get rich
pls tell me more how do i get this stuff?
LINK is a promising project but that image is absolute nonsense.
Put 1K into BTC and wait 10 years, if you regret it then, sue me. Put the other 1K into LINK and hold until you become a millionaire, if it goes to 0, sue that other user.
And yes, it works, 820*1000=1000000.
If you need to contact me, you can find me on 1-800-GET-COKE
Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.
Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.
Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.
In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team
Go to your local McD, ask the waiter if they have the "Chainlink Special - Nazarov Edition"
If there is one available you'll get one with a note of $1000 EOY.
I might have helped on old/pol/ack but I fucking hate nu-Jow Forums.
Fuck off nufag.
>buy ethereum
>sell ethereum for LINK
>store link in own wallet
Cmon its not rocket science
Lmao another day another victim
as someone who permanently migrated from Jow Forums to Jow Forums back in october 2017, i'll help you out.
>is this a meme or serious?
like trump's election, it's both.
>where and how do i into crypto to buy LINK?
go to coinbase, buy btc or eth, then send it to binance, and then buy link. from there send it to myetherwallet.com for storage.
You don’t “get this stuff”. Those deemed worthy are authorized to purchase the ChainLink Token™ from our Lord Sergey®. You must prove yourself.
thanks for this user. id rather trust the user in the pol thread from earlier. he said a shit ton of based things.
what sites are the best for buying this stuff on anyways?
Based.
email sergey and say link pls and also finger ur asshole and then in 3-5 business days ur linkies arrive in a big box and maybe a lil treat from rory's private collection and steve's spit in a tube :))))))))))
Coinbase to buy Eth with fiat
Make binance account and send eth to it
Go to link/eth trading pairs, then market buy
Hold for 2 years
Retire
so you know alot of shills post here to get you to trade your money for garbage. Link is one of them
getcrypto.info
You are responsible making sure you're in the right site, if you get phished, it's your fault.
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
you are a MANIAC
>market buy
>on ETH
Stop giving him bad advice. THie poor kid is gonna backhold.
Link is so fucking overbought on ETH right now it's not funny.
Look at the red line. It's worth 30 fucking cents right now, and is equal in ETH Gwei right now as Link was back in January when Link was worth $1.30
Link is due for a dip.
Also OP you are getting memed hard. Link already crashed. It was 20 cents September last year, mooned to $1.30 in January and then dumped all the way back down to 20 cents, now it's in the middle of a bounce up to 30 cents, if you buy now you will baghold since it's on it's way back to 20 cents.
Cringe.
Fuck you nigger someone shilled me eth on pol in early 2016, fuck off you defeatist scum
thanks bro im setting up accounts now.
i owe you one
op, if you remember ctr this guy is basically the Jow Forums equivalent.
im trusting the pol poster from earlier on this one man.
he said i'd have to wait about 3-8 years to be crazy rich and its just $2000 so its not like im losing but 3 months of work anyways
Get a load of this street shitting hustler! You belong in a fucking oven, pajeet.
Fuck you, Jow Forums.
If you really cared you would tell him to set up a limit buy. You only market buy or sell when you want to pump or dump the price. Market buying on ETH which is so low volume too will surely initiate a mini pump and create the liquidity you need to dump.
You are so desperate to pump Link up to 32 or 33 cents so you can unload your bags. I know a majority of you retards bought in too high and are bagholding this fucking coin and you need to break even.
Limit order buy or fuck off.
Np fren, also you can limit buy if you're picking up a good amount. Also look into Linkpool, you'll be able to stake it to get more Link, so if you're planning to hold for a long time you can let your stack build up over time this way. Won't be able to stake until mainnet which seems to be just around the corner. I think October. And hold, don't panic sell during dips and you'll be good
I hate you, pajeet.
If you're using binance (which you should) help a poorfren out and use my referral when signing up
Binance referral code is 10056386
I went all in on this yesterday and i am happy
I'm white, I'm just looking out for a fellow white brother, protecting him from becoming another one of this coins many bagholders.
Fuck off nigger pajeet, market buy is just the easiest way for someone who is new to this. Also never selling, you nigger faggot pajeet, so piss on you
no, dipshit, i'm outlining a simple path for buying link for someone who is completely new to this space. when and how much he decides to buy is his business. you are unambiguously the most desperate person posting here, so enough projecting.
>another "right-wing" neet
The only wings relevant to you are the ones from KFC, you brainlet.
But this is another issue entirely. If you ask me, how can I buy LINK I can say do this and that. If you ask me should I buy LINK now or in a week or in a month or in a year or never it's like figure it out. All we do here is financial ruin, buy high and sell low, everybody else is LARPing.
jokes on you, i work at chic-fil-a
>oh it's just easy for my nufren
>and also more expensive and pumps the price more than a limit buy which creates more support for the price
It’s a meme, to make poltards financially suffer and kill them self. It’s actually a SJW transgender diversity left-wing socialist communist nigger Jew coin.
Also, you need to go back and watch more Fox News.
be aware that the marketing director is a communist
WELCOME BROTHER
>LINK will have a market cap of a trillion dollars
Should we start shilling this to other boards yet or what? I'm all in but haven't really accumulated enough
Funny enough Sergey Nazarov is possibly Jewish. Not that anyone on Jow Forumsrael cares. But I'm sure I heard someone mention he was part Jewish ages ago in a thread.
Nazarov, sounds like Nazareth anyways.
Fuck, you're correct on that a limit buy is the better idea, go ahead and explain him the steps and the correct honorable numbers to use. Except just like on every other thread for every fucking crypto, discussing limit buy orders is rarely mentioned and on the rare occasion where numbers are argued there's often disagreement.
>I haven't finished accumulating
>should I shill it yet?
Not if you want to make it. Not that you will with Link.
Sergey is not a kike, heretic.
ffs it is on wikipedia cmon user
en.wikipedia.org
no, you should keep waiting and fudding LINK into irrelevance so you never make money off of it ever
it has Christian origins, doesn't mean it's Jewish
there's a lot of Christian surnames in Europe that aren't Jewish at all
From the page you linked me
>The surname derives from the given name Nazar.
From the Nazar page
>it means "from Nazareth,"
Kek. Sergey might actually be Russian Jewish.
Are you retarded?
Nazareth is part of the Bible. If anything he is purely goyim as Russia is very Christian.
Yes you are correct, the Nazareth is a chapter of the bible and not a town in Israel/Judea.
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It's both. But that doesn't mean he's Jewish. There's a lot of Christian surnames throughout Europe. Christensen is very popular in Germany for example - doesn't mean anyone who has the name is a Jew. I think you're reading too much into this.
You shit on a street. We could be discussing yo-yo's or sesame seed futures, none of this is going to make any sense to you. You're him to point to things and declare nonsense. I'm so tired of this already. You're exhausting, pajeet. Exhausting.
Buy bitcoin. Send to binance. Buy link.
nazareth is the town where mary was born and where jesus lived his life. the state of bizrael.
nope, > trillion
200 at most by 2025