Why are you gay Jow Forums?

>VD
Wat?

How would you approach her?

>I like penis
>not homo
Doesn't compute. You gotta build 100 bridges to be known as a bridgebuilder, but just suck a dick and you are a cocksucker for life.

virgin deflectors

I never sucked a dick tho
And I don't plan to

I have no clue, I've met my gf's in all sorts of random ways. You can just tell she's into you and find an excuse to talk to them; it's always adult virgins that think the first minutes with her are crucial and you gotta pull some black magic voodoo shit when not smelling awful and being able to form coherent simple sentences without frowns on your motherfucking face is just good enough.

>wants a tranner/femboy
>but not for the dick
I literally get hard under 8 seconds from knowing that it is a guy.

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If you would approach Emma she would kick your nuts and then make you clean her dirty shoes with your tongue.

Then she would spit in your mouth and put out her cigarette on your tongue.

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>I have no clue
>also here's my blog
Are all Romanians like this?

I'm not sure what you mean, but if you are surprised while nitpicking too then it's clear you're with a bad case of autism.

I want him for the dick, but not because I want the dick.

I have taken the bisexualpill
Utterly based individuals

Also wanted to thank you for that webm

>j'aime les filles(garçons)
Tu as le gay.

À moitié

C'est fini.

women:
>smell good
>bobs and vagene
>soft
>hairless(mostly)
>cute voices
>cute clothes that you can "borrow"

men:
>hairy as fuck
>disgusting dicks (there's a reason it's called junk)
>huge hands
>smell awful
>no empathy
>want to do anal all the time
>can't get hard with normal sex due to all that extreme porn

the choice is obvious. There's no reason for me to remain straight

hol up lmao

>he doesn't know of twinks

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Come to Norway, we are clean and fair and have big beautiful dicks

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I'm not, I wish I was though

I'm not gay, I'm bisexual
I like sucking a dick every now and then (but no anal sex or anything)
But I also like to fuck women

>I'm not gay
>I like sucking a dick every now and then
Sure buddy

>not forcing your dick inside him while he sleeps
Ur fake gay.

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females are mentally too much for me

Do you still count as gay if only a certain male turns you on? For example I don't get hot for regular white men like swedes or bongs or blacks but I do for mediterranean guys.

is that really your question? -_-

What i'm saying is, if mediterranean men were wiped out I wouldn't be turned on by guys at all, so am I just half gay or situationally gay?

Why'd you fuck a guy but not be attracted to the dick? What's wrong with you? Serious question btw.

you are gay, your scenario doesnt work and you are into guys

damn if a straight doesnt like abarigonals. is he gay?

No one likes hairless, flowery smelling and small dicked norwegians.

Both sexes are fine, but men have benises, and benises can be used to penetrate butts, and having your butt penetrated feels way too good. Conclusion: men > women.

Also guys can have attractive bodies

I like bara

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I don’t find men attractive, but I wouldn’t mind choking on a dick.

No, my father raised me and not only my mother.

I am not.
I am 100% straight.

Cute boys lust after my cock.

Kys faggot sucker dick

As asians said everything that gives you pleasure is a sin, so youre commiting a double sin

I only like futanari
trannies and traps are trash

I'm bisexual although i've never sexed a woman.

You fuck a guy you are gay. Simple as.

There is still hope for you to get out of gay, just think about marrying Emma.

What's the point of commiting to a long-term relationship with a female?
They'll need to buy one of those dildo belts to fuck you, and even then they won't be able to cum inside you.

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Hope, my destroyer.

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When you are older, you will know why.

Weren't Muslims the biggest boyfuckers out there?

Because cock in my ass feels really good

A Chad.

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Chad is welcome in my anus anytime

Aside from some rich noble fags in the Abbasid era ? No.

I’m not

why is this romanian faggot posting threads every single day

Men are for fucking, women are for babies

Why do you even bother with the proxy? At least do a search before you larp.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

I wish I could dance in a room full of men then be taken home by the highest bidder and be filled with his seed

That got me unironically hard.

Porn made me gay.

Don't blame scat on it.

ahem, wrong

Based and bipilled
Feels good to be part of the masterrace.

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>not being bisexual

Cuz it's fun

Maybe desperation caused by virginity

Eeehhh.

Is this supposed to mean anything?

>he even bothered saging
The first world is stronk. Full with niggers and muslim rapists but you keep chasing pixels on the screen instead.

Huh? I didn't sage.

I believe you 100%

I'm not gay yet

based schizo

That's not why they won't fuck you, user

You better try, because you're missing out by only having half the fun.