Tfw Christianity is the true Kara Boga religion

>tfw Christianity is the true Kara Boga religion

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Most of those are Pr*ddies, though.

christoids cucked africans so hard that they began to think western christian ideas as their tradition like how they began to hate fags.

Papism is just paganism with some Christianity flavor

>*blocks your path*

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>Began
f*gs never had a place in the BLACK continent

Yeah so what does that make Prodshits, then, considering most of their cults are almost identical to Catholicism.

>imagine believing that physical, bodily death is not a natural phenomenon, but is rather the result of original sin committed by the first humans
>imagine believing an illiterate merchant was visited by an angel in a cave and given the highest revelation ever given to humans

I know we're not supposed to obsess over religion since that's fedora af. But religion is actually fucking retarded, and looks more stupid the longer you look at it.

Muhammed knew that religion is bullshit and he used that
also he was a white person which explains why he was evil

>m-muhammad was actuslly an evil w-white
man
And so it begins

>Nigeria is one of the most densely populated countries in Africa, with approximately 200 million people in an area of 920,000 km2 (360,000 sq mi),[1] and is also the country with the largest population in Africa[2] and the seventh largest population in the world.[3]

>Nigeria is nearly equally divided between Christianity and Islam. The majority of Nigerian Muslims are Sunni and are concentrated in the northern, central and south-western zones of the country, while Christians dominate in some central states (especially Plateau and Benue states), and the south-east and south-south regions. Other religions practiced in Nigeria include African Traditional Religion, Hinduism, Bahai, Judaism, The Grail Movement, and the Reformed Ogboni Fraternity.[27]

>According to a 2009 Pew survey, 45% of Nigeria's population were Muslims.[28] A later Pew study in 2011 calculated that Christians now formed 56.8% of the population in Nigeria, while Muslims comprised 41.1%.[29][30] Adherents of other religions make up 1.4% of the population.[31]

>The shift of population balance between Muslims and Christians is a result of northern and southern Nigeria being in different stages of demographic transition. The Muslim-dominated north is in an earlier stage of the demographic transition with much higher fertility rates than the south, whose split Christian/Muslim population is further along in the transition, and whose fertility rates are declining. Decreasing fertility can be linked to more access to education, use of contraceptives, and differing beliefs regarding family planning.[5]

>The 1999 introduction of Sharia Law in twelve northern Nigerian states led to massive violence and unrest and caused an ethnic and religious rift between Sharia and Non-Sharia states, a divide that has deepened with time.

>pale ginger in hadith ith shining eyes
yeah totally a brown man
you know what, black man

>Muhammed knew that religion is bullshit and he used that
>also he was a white person which explains why he was evil
now that's a new take

a very brave and stunning assertion
when will the wh*Toid influence on DAR AS-SALAM finally be ridden of

>Portugal, France, Belgium and Spain converted the natives to PROTESTANTISM instead of Catholicism

Muhammed was just a subhuman bedouin.
Most of black africa are part of denominations like protestantism, evangelism, etc(basically white devil "christianity"). Mby only Angola and Mozambique dont adhere to such cults.

nope, their old beliefs are

>British and American missionaries only operated in British colonies and never ever went to other African countries during imperialism or after imperialism because the Treaty of Tordesillas clearly forbid them

Abyssinia (And Sudan) are coptic too
>ywn live in a timeline where Ethiopia became the China of Africa in the East Coast

most niggers don't take religion seriously. They'll say they're muslim or some christian denomination but they still go to witch doctors to fix an illness or to put a curse on a neighbor

Afaik protestant countries didn't give a fuck about Treaty of Tordesillas?

Those stories are probably more allegorical than 100% fact.

It's a joke

The doctrine of original sin in Christianity is in no way allegorical, since an allegory would directly undermine the mission of Jesus Christ (who paid the price for original sin by physically dying so that humans could now have eternal life through him).

If original sin is anything less than literal, it would mean that Jesus was less than the literal messiah. Which is why the Church doesn't tolerate the metaphor theory when it comes to original sin.

>Sudan
The coptic christians in Sudan are mostly from the khedive's time. Also, its Coptic christian. Coptic alone denotes ethnicity(Egyptian) but Coptic Christian means adhering to the Coptic church.

I think the Ethiopian Amharic church follows the church here in Egypt but i think they were one church and in the 70s the pope gave them autonomy or autocephaly.

Shut up and shine my shoes, coptic dog.

Have sex, racist freak

But you can't deny that prior to the Muslim Invasion of Nubia it was a Coptic region

Cringe, you would never say this to anyone's face, in fact you are a scrawny little virgin manlet that would sell his sister and mother to anyone for a few US dollars. Now don't forget to pray for Sisi's health in church, slave.

>t.desperate Christian lebbo who wants to be accepted by the Arab Muslims on Jow Forums through LARP
Cringe desu

Did a Copt rape your wife, subhuman?

Besides, I dont have sisters - only 2 brothers. Sisi is just a shitty military dictator that lets islamists do as they please as long as they praise him.

I am surely not a fan of Islam.
But damn I am not a fan of shartian proddyism either.
Africa is really doomed from all sides.

...

>not having a shrine for Sisi in your house
cringe

The only thing a c*Ptic rapes is his sister.

Keep barking, dog, you can say whatever you want online but we all know how you would act in person, slave. Now don't you have to sell your mother on the streets for some egyptian ''''''food'''''? Shoo, shoo, before your your father gets the shoe.

Keep seething

>Muhammed knew that religion is bullshit and he used that also he was a white person which explains why he was evil

brother, have you lost you faith?

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All religion are shitty out-of-date memes

I will report this to the sharia police

Muslims dont believe in orginal sin.

He was talking about christians in the first and muslims in the second greentext

Unironically based and redpilled.

i dont know that feel

I dont understand why Muhammad being a merchant is brought up as a point against him. Shouldn't him being a nobody at 40 and the overlord of all Arabia at 70 be a point for him and not aginst him.

Dunno lmao ask him not me

Maybe because a peddler is one of the least trustworthy occupations?

Whats wrong with being a merchant?

From what I see, the map massively exaggerates the extent of Islam, especially in East Africa. No way Tanzania or Kenya are so Islamic.

Im quite sure this is just about areas which are Muslim majority.

> What's wrong with trusting someone who professionally lies for a living?

Are you really that thick?

>imagine being white and praying for a desert crypto-semite deity
C*hristians and Muslims should be gassed asap

>selling commodities abroad necessitates lying
I'm not following

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>imagine being white and praying for a crypto-semite deity
imagine doing soft porn with a tree and ask it if you should rape your sister and sell your child to the Germans

Dude, areas around lake Malawi aren't Muslim majority. You actually barely see a Muslim there. Muslims in Tanzania lice in Zanzibar and some coastal localities such as Dar es Salaam.

Sure it does. In order to me a successful merchant (or whatever term you use today) you just have to say lies and half-truths. You have to convince your customer that your product is the best (which is often bullshit) or that they even need it in the first place (they don't if they never thought of it).

In trade everyone lies, except maybe some sitting behind a counter in a small grocery shop. They are even professionals whom you can hire to lie in your stead, such as advertisers or trade representatives.

>lice

live, typo

So did Julius Caesar considering all the backstabbing and bullshit happening around the Roman Republic as well as Joseph Stalin rising from a petty highwayman to the Leader of the USSR

> People who rapidly gain power tend to be massive homicidal arseholes.

Gosh, there may be some correlation...

so it begins

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Julius Caesar unironically was the good guy. Stalin just co opted an already existing movement.

Caesar genocided Gaul and was an all-out asshole.

He also backed out of the most important social reform - debt relief of the poor, instead giving the people scraps to keep them calm.

he was unironically a pale ginger probably a descendant of vandal merchants but okay

He pacified the savages of Gaul after they kept raiding Rome. He was a hero.

>Caesar genocided Gaul
He rather assimilated them.
Gauls made the core Roman population later.

Every source states he was from a homogenous Arab Tribe. Being paler than your average sandman doesnt make you white.

Gauls weren't a threat since the battle of Telamon in mid 3rd century BC. Besides, Rome already had a province beyond the Alps, therefore any possible invasion would be blocked on mountain passes. If anything, Rome lost a buffer between its core lands and the rapidly growing power of Germanic tribes. Rather than having Gauls as punching bag for the Germans to blunt their raids, it was not to the Romans to maintain the defense and we all know how it ended up eventually.

Ceasar's conquest of Gaul was nothing but a war of self-aggrandizement.

Gauls would have joined the Germanics in pillaging Rome themselves.They raided Rome and never showed an an ounce of good will after that. His conquest was completely justified even if it was to help him rise through the ranks.

Maybe for proddies, but for catholics, we view pretty much all of genesis as allegorical. Truth in the sense of what it tells us about God, but not literal truth. It's literally a bunch of myths from like 4000 years ago that didn't get written down until like 3000-2500 years ago.
I'd have to go back and read the Letter to the Hebrews, but I don't believe original sin was solely the reason we have/had physical death. The catholic stance is that baptism alone reverts original sin.
Jesus' sacrifice of himself was an allusion to the old hebrew practice of slaughtering an animal (for example, a lamb) to ask for forgiveness from God. Jesus, considering he is God, is pretty much a perfect sacrifice, and was meant to erase pretty much all sin, not just original sin. They cancel each other out, essentially.

Gauls were being in the process of assraped by the Germanics by 1st century BC. Think about Ariovistus for example.

The Romans could simply prop up the Gauls and keep them as their meatshields.

This, based and redpilled, all Africa should be Islamic, this is the best outcome the world could have.

Blacks are very gay, I could tell you a lot of things blacks do here, they are totally gay

I don't know user
Compared to Muhammad,Caesar's and Stalin's achievements are much more greater than his

Stalin was competent but not extremely exceptional. He inherited a soon to be superpower and did quite well with it being helped by the fact that his enemy was retarded. His ideas and empire lasted for less than half a century after his death. Caesar hada much greater effect on the Romans turning them into a monarchy and what not but he himself had no real ideas and was mostly just power hungry. Muhammad built an empire ftom essentially nothing and his ideas have concinced billipns with several countries modeled after them. Regardless that is not the only reason i would believe in Islam. I'm simply dtating that his humble origins shouldn't be a point against him.

that's just it
you can believe in any religion and there are skeptics that would challenge its foundation and its core beliefs.You can just ignore them or entertain them like what you did

You should take note that both Caesar and Muhammad operated in a much slower-changing world than Stalin. The sole fact that Stalin managed to create an empire that lasted 50 years after his death in the middle of 20th century is absolutely impressive, regardless of what we think about that empire.

To be fair, Muhammad doesn't seem especially impressive. He was one of dozens of warlords who rose from humble beginnings to carve themselves a fiefdom through a combination of skills, cunning and sheer luck. Even using a hotline to heavens wasn't very unique. Late antiquity saw dozens of prophets, such was the spirit of the age. Heck, Muhammad even competed with one other prophet-warlord (forgot his name). Events which turned Islam into the religious, cultural and military power that at some time even aspired to world domination actually happened after Muhammad's own death. I mean the things like the compilation of the Quran (which happened under Uthman) or the rise of Khalid-ibn-Walid as supreme commander. Surely, the legitimacy of the new order was definitely derived from Muhammad, but it doesn't mean that it was Muhammad's own achievement.

You mean ... We wuz Muhammad n'shit ?

How would you react to a BLACK crusade against Islam?

Even Shintoism?

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