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A
Boris
Catastrophe
Defines
England’s
Fading
Glory.
Horribly
Incompetent
Johnson,
King
Liar,
My
New
Odious
PrimeMinister,
Quite
Revolting
Sickening
Terrifying
Underneath
Veneer,
With
Xenophobic
Yearnings.
Zut!

battyman

genuinely go on
sounds grand to me

In 2006, Postma became embroiled in a sex scandal when his ex-girlfriend posted a pornographic video featuring his partner penetrating him with astrapononYouTube.The Mirrorreported that Postma had "originally managed to keep the video secret by buying it when his ex tried to sell it on eBay."

what if you get poo all over it

logistical nightmare

based

why do 'value'-themed supermarkets always have a specific smell compared to more mainstream highly-regarded ones like tesco/lidl/etc?

its not an unpleasant one, just oddly unmistakable and characteristic of such places. is it the dodgy stock or the outlets themselves and they just don't bother addressing it?

finished season 2 of avatar the last airbender
shall begin season 3 later today, feeling very spiritual at the moment with all that talk about energies and shit

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leftypol on a meltdown

you're the last bender haha x

Who is the strictly slag who leaked her sex tape? AND WHERE IS IT?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TELL ME!

gonna get the "Joque" hardwear harness
why not
nothing wrong with being gay in the current year you bigots
going to douche first arent i
im not an animal

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

sweating like a jew in a taxi

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Dave innit

its grim

>Iwan Thomas

Literally every place has been showing a female silhouette, and yet it's this fag.

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main reason is that as a trade union its fairly pointless because aus + canada + nz is a tiny market that is very very far away - which all have far more important trading relations with other countries
in terms of freedom of movement - it literally goes against the major thrust of brexit which was to regain control over our borders.
in terms of britain's place in the world, it will effectively piss off the rest of the commonwealth who will feel excluded on the basis of race.

TWAT

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CHECKMATE, RORKE!

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because women lose all respect for the men they penetrate
they do not, can not understand the act of willing and temporary submission for another's pleasure

rorke won't like this mate, not one bit

going to poland to track down the long distance gf who ghosted me

good thing shes not my girlfriend then, ey?
why should i care about whether my fuckbuddy "respects" me or not?

rip your masculinity. 1 minute you're just experimenting. the next you're getting your penis inverted

hair colour? if you shaved them they are the same colour

god i wish this was me

auld one at the til didn't realise my 'what the hell happened to my life' question was rhetorical and not even pointed at her and suggested it might be all the crisps I'm eating

dog breeds is a pro rorke argument tho

What's wrong with Vossi Bop?, it's catchy and the verses are good

black one probably has a lower IQ

if getting fucked destroys your masculinity then how come there are all those buff hairy gay guys walking around the place?

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didn't realise stormzy had immortal male siblings 2bh

the greeks invented gayness

what? no they arent
the skin underneath matches the fur colour
have you ever owned a dog?

girls in 2019 like guys who are in touch with their feminine side

t. knower

does it fuck lefty clutching at straws

all women need to be arrested

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how can you not know this you tard

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you should care because you're a man
i have a boss and his wife is my boss too, sometimes she gives me orders, i execute
but she gives them respectfully, not as a woman commanding a sub man but as a boss to an employee because she knows that outside the professional hierarchy, i could punch her lights out if i felt like it
knowing that, i still respect her authority because she respects my strength
a woman who pegs you cannot respect your strength anymore because you've surrendered it and women don't understand the concept of temporary surrender, for them submission is a permanent condition for women's nature is one of submission

shadbase is literally just all gay shit now

on what charge

current mood: shan't

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Do not care in the slightest

do you go your whole life wondering what everyone thinks of you?
if this was my boss, or my girlfriend, or even a close friend, then yes, it would matter what she thinks of me

but this woman is none of these things, it is completely inconsequential to me whether she "respects my strength" or not, same way that if some druggo shouts and me in the street i just ignore it instead of going over and getting in a fight - it doesnt matter and i dont have to prove myself to everyone i meet

unlawful womanness

the verses are weak and the chorus is cringe lad, the only reason it did so well was because he hadn't released anything for 2 years
prefer this
youtu.be/Qq3z0NegvXA

nah he had the Ditto series which was straight, and the brainwashed mum/dog thing was mostly straight too

wasnt talking to you mate
fuck up

done caring about stuff

went to work at Ascot
it was 99% grotty english drunk trash deano scum wearing Next suits

bet you’re all like them

imagine being that stupid

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shan't'ily shan't'ing about the thread lads

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went to the Surrey races once as the guest of the local squire and it was alri but not for me

dont really understand the appeal of standing around in a field watching a bunch of horses go in a circle for an afternoon

youtube.com/watch?v=3VCxkMvKUnA

Just made this video

not having sex with me

no, don't care what people think of me, hence my respect for my boss's wife authority
but i care about the respect i am due from things i could strangle to death in two minutes
women are not like us, the hormones are different and their frail physique have shaped their life experiences and their philosophy into something entirely alien from us
if you let your gf peg you, you will lose all status in that relationship
all i'm saying

any gay niggers in here

he will never be pm

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I play with this girl I’m dating. When I say don’t punch me, she punches. I like being punched on the arm for some reason

Mental how a few days ago it was literally twice as warm as it is right now

shes not my gf you thick frenchman
she is a casual sex partner and nothing more

Who? The lad saying dogs aren't the same colour as their fur or are?

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oh dear rorke has embarrassed himself once again

I'm black, yes. But not gay.

i spent my 20s sitting in my room playing WoW, league of legends and path of exile

‘kin hell went to maccies for a breakky and the bird at the drive thru proper butchered my order, ended up getting 3 meals for 5 quid

>twice as warm
that's not how heat works

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>these utter virgins arguing about pegging
fucking hell, absolute losers

he reckons if you shave a blonde dog its blonde underneath

exgf used to enjoy trying to beat the shit out of me as foreplay

of course because she is a tiny 5'4 waif her punches/slaps would literally just bounce off me, until eventually i would get bored, grab her by the neck, and fuck her into next tuesday

over time she actually got a lot better at punching, i guess from the practice, so by the end it was noticeably more difficult to endure her assaults without flinching than it was at the start

What should I have said?

WHAT A LOVELY SMILE ON THAT PITBABY

pitbulls should be exterminated

policy of appeasement

you should have said nothing you foreign clog-wearing cunt

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maybe he means in degrees kelvin

15 Celsius to 30 Celsius is not a doubling of temperature
its actually 288 to 303 degrees kelvin, so an increase of 5%

lads i consider myself lgbt-friendly but whenever i see two men kissing i want to puke
am i homophobic?

Spent my 20s with my life on pause. Go to my menial work, come home and repeat. No focus on progressing in work because I don't care about it. Going to work then passing the time until the next morning.

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Applied for a welding 'prenticeship

Did a cheeky google search. First link that comes up?

Fuck sake.

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maybe, maybe not
do you just feel gross? thats fine, i feel gross when i see two ugly people kissing too

do you want to restrict the rights and liberties of gays because of this? then yes

accepting something does not mean you need to like it

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