Imagine that in order to have a loving gf you have to give up on vidya, anime, ssri, and Jow Forums

Imagine that in order to have a loving gf you have to give up on vidya, anime, ssri, and Jow Forums.
Unless you want to date a codemonkey tranner from discord.
How will you ever cope with this Jow Forums?

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>vidya, anime
already given up
>ssri
never heard of it
>Jow Forums
I can still phonepost at work
now giv kiernan gf

>you have to give up on vidya, anime, ssri, and Jow Forums.

win win situation.

cope or not you're still bere forever

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i date a woman that lets me be myself and do the things i want. Maybe you should be wothwile to date faggot.

First you give up on Jow Forums too.

Where is the downside

>le ebic plebbit poast
Sure buddy.

I love her face

But I do all of this and hve no problem finding a healthy relationship? I just want to stay virgin because I want to sell my virginity for a half million euros

Why haven't you tried it out yet? It's like telling it to a junkie and says "sure thing I will start tomorrow".

>vidya
no not giving that up
>anime
absolutely not
>ssri
never used it
>Jow Forums
yse i would give it up for a cute gf but not if i lose anime and vidya

Does she ever make a facial expression?
She always has that blank stare

I'd be fine with it, fuck anime

>vidya,
Can't really do that.
>anime
Sure.
>ssri
Don't give a shit
>and Jow Forums.
I wish I could leave in the first place.

yes

What stare?

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>Imagine that in order to have a loving gf you have to give up on vidya, anime, ssri, and Jow Forums.

I already did that and still no gf

>Unless you want to date a codemonkey tranner from discord.

They want Chad

>implying i can't live two lives
Git gud scrub

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Does she have a soul?

Probably be a better person if I gave up the two things I engage in on that list anyways

To get a gf you have to be normie. Or at least pretend

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Who needs a soul anyways?

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I already don’t do the first three things. Also I’ve had gfs and they never make me laugh like Jow Forums(nel) does

>a normie
I am unironically mentally ill to the degree I creep out cops with my dossiers but the mother of my child is equally bad.

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will she be my gf?

You know the price.

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there are high functioning drug users, I think you guys are overdoing it with Jow Forums cause for a quick pop 10 mins a day it's not gonna derange your psyche

shit

>a quick pop 10 mins a day

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What are you on?

Only betas deny themselves what they love for a girl

Gladly, give up everything

Whatever, I'm fine with no gf.

microdosing shrooms

I believe you 100%

So you like dick? Indeed, real men fuck men.

>have a loving gf
why would I want that?

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Why are you gay?

>Vidya
No.
>Anime
Easy, I don't watch it in the first place.
>SSRI
Can't be happy being with my new GF if I'm not on my antidepressants
>Jow Forums
If I'm forced to stay away I'll probably be able to stay away. Forced meaning literally physically unable to visit the site.

because I saw your mother naked

or you can get a girl(male) and just like that your lover is also your best friend

yusss