/brit/

i like this one
youtube.com/watch?v=uLB5oOq76c8

sucking a no deal brexit

whyte will knock wilder out

BOMB SQUAAAADDDDDD

akon made loads of good music wish he would come back bigstyle

only virgins find card tricks impressive

debating copping a bacon double cheese XL from burger king lads

When's the next Tyson Fury fight?

i'll put the word in

>Chi Girl uploads a "My first anal sex" video
>$20 to watch it

How come you don't get your cock out for the lads any more?

watched basically every david blaine film
he is the goat

he's waiting for his brother to come out of love island first

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Don't bother trying the halloumi burger it's terrible

thinking of going to brussels lads

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only virgins call other people virgins

fucking despise taxberg
give me my fucking money

spastic no ear having freak

wasn't planning on doing so
bacon double cheese XL or nowt

Watched Tommy's first professional fight and it was a joke. Some bum fighter who lost his last 115 fights just standing there letting Tommy tag him

can you find the vid anywhere else if so please link thanks

has a girl ever played with your arsehole lads?

need to lose the 'ginity before it becomes too much to bear

yeah but don't tell anyone else

have you considered turning yourself bent?

>artery-clogging, cow killing, cancer causing greasy shit

fucking disgusting, go vegan you fucktard

it was too much at 15 for me personally

morning laddies!!
youtube.com/watch?v=_DfUfbpY-Ts

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the sun goes by and the years might change,
but just like corrie, we stay the same

>fucking disgusting, go vegan you fucktard
>fucktard
>flag
>fucktard
>fuck
>tard
>fuck-tard
>fuck retard
>flag

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yeah and then finally your personal audience watching your life as a movie will finally applaud loudly and be proud of you

>>artery-clogging, cow killing, cancer causing greasy shit
>fucking disgusting, go vegan you fucktard

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if your memory works fine you aren't vegan
sorry

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and we said don't care for a reason
then a couple man started believing

Obvious dive is obvious

WHY ARE NIGGERS SO FUCKING UGLY???

t. me*t eaters who are 5 minutes away from having a stroke or heart attack

thought that was one of them yugioh things for a minute

we don't just use and invent things. humans are themselves just tools . it's not important what we do. only that we're doing something. that's why neets are the most repulsive beings on this planet

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youtube.com/watch?v=_I46mszI4dE

listening to this

t. frail salad muncher who's two minutes away from his legs giving way

i run a 6 minute mile la
you probably are completely sedentary as your 5 cups of brussel sprouts sprinkled with flax seed hardly gives you any energy

...

just breathed a bit

yanks walk into a room and everyone groans

stop that

just scammed a friend of 7 years over €300 of ingame items and i feel awful, i need help

why aren't you making millions playing video games

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right going out to get some bevvies and a burger king

if he's an online friend you've never met then there's nowt wrong with that

>creating reasons to dislike non-wageslaves
hurry up user and pay those taxes I'm getting pekish

then why did you do it?

hes only an online mate but i’ve spoken to him regularly for 7 years, feel like pure shit but its too awkward to try and play it off as a joke now

hope you choke

Feel like pure shit just want to give him his stuff back

lost my debit card and i cant find any cash in the house
really fancy a chinese though
bugger

this isn't about being economically productive.

a man earning 0, even costing a fortune in disability, gathers significantly more respect than a neet if he so much as volunteers or writes a song.

>burger king
ah yes the pizza hut of burger joints

>jaden
>mutt
>white mum
hahahahahaha

had sex, did wonders

watching the ricardo lopez tapes

mental how he'd probably have posted here if he'd been born 20 years later

Watching "In Bruges", looks comfy as fuck

im an untrustworthy anglo opportunist scum

he was the don malaponte of his time

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just woke up lol

Poofs or pakis?

Whose side are you on?

youtu.be/7j9iJKUgZRI

BK is unironically the pengest of peng when it comes to fastfood burgers over here, maccies is the absolute gary garbenstein

GRIM cunt would knock your block off

Germany can lick me knob. Honestly what a waste of space. Bomber harris should have finished the job, bloody tossers. You wouldn't believe how much shit I got for le epic pm Boris Johnson. I swear I'll knock out the next dumb wanker that talks shit about the brexit.

got in at 8am the raver lifestyle

for the period that he rents the land its his, that's what the rents for stupid cunt

he's a combination of him and emmayank tbf, with the important distinction that he was actually quite intelligent

Just go over and tap and pay with your phone lad

you're a nigger

five guys mate

poofs all day
home grown white poofs

Hahaha. What have we done this country?

where did you go mate? I was at MADE in brum, great day, andy c's set went off
the MD got a bit weird when I was in bed too, quite strong closed eye visuals
I have had trippy shit off MD before but usually after I'd had a zoot or two as well

imagine being the manlet of midgets jesus christ

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can i get a secondary date check

we’re talking about fastfood not your sexual preference haha just joking lad x

oh just come off it rorke. he's british ffs.

Want to book a holiday but I'm worried about what will happen to the pound

electrowerkz. best club in london

why are HR women so fucking useless
sent her a email a week ago and still no response