> SHTF, Iran is invaded from the east by (((jihadists))) from Central Asia and Baloch from Pakistan, possibly Peshmerga from the west > protests follow, army units mutiny, IRGC is beset by factional squabbles and is overstrung in multiple fronts > Iranian recruiters begin to look for foreign fighters in places like Jow Forums and take on a more nationalist tone in their rhetoric, they get Iranian airlines to fly you into their country and reimburse travel costs > they offer you a chance to fight and die with honor on their eastern front and to defend a proud Aryan civilization from ruin and globohomo domination > if you survive, you get granted citizenship, entry into a recognized Christian church, a guaranteed residence, and a hero’s pension and recognition > if you convert to Islam, you get a waifu and a chance to attend Iranian religious seminaries (the fast track to gaining power in their government)
>sticking your dick in something as abstract as a scenario Why are Americans so depraved?
Ethan Nelson
i wouldn't die for a foreign country
Daniel Reyes
Elaborate pls
Not even based Portugal?
Daniel Cook
hell no. i would only want to "die" in a war if it was to defend brazil from invasion.
Adrian Jones
BASED
Aaron Moore
cuck
Joshua Martin
>Iran winning a three front war Is this bait? That's inconceivable. The only countries that have ever effectively won three front wars are the US and UK. At least in modern age
Anthony Turner
>tf >tp
Colton Bennett
>i would only want to "die" in a war if it was to defend brazil from invasion. >defending brownzil hahahahaha
Anthony Lee
shut up separatist scum, you shall die by the sword of the federation
Why do you think they’d want to bring in foreign fighters in this scenario? Hasn’t the Syrian war been fought on multiple fronts (ISIS from Iraq, Turkish supported forces in Idlib, Israeli strikes from the south)? You don’t think (((they))) won’t try to instigate separatist forces already in existence at Iran’s borders to further their ends?
Connor Bennett
iranians can get fucked hard for all I are, shitskins all of them
Nolan Peterson
You are retarded and nothing you wrote makes sense even for a cuck fantasy.
>shut up separatist scum, you shall die by the sword of the federation No, you are one who will die defending favelas.
Jack Howard
> “””””””shitskins”””””””
Like the French aren’t lol
Ayden Wright
Break down the faults, let’s go. It’s a hypothetical situation
Jacob Miller
like 8% of your population is africans lmao
Jordan Cook
stay jeeeaaalous shitskins
Blake Nguyen
The brazilian guy is right tho, france has too much africans.
Logan King
and i will apreciate every secund killing as many of separatists as i can so the spirit of basedpedro can receieve me as a holy fighter in the sky
Julian Parker
>Jow Forumsmemes >recruiting faggots from Jow Forums >A regional power recruiting random retards on the internet to fight for them >giving them women and pension no less. You are retarded, like you don't even belong on this site retarded.
>and i will apreciate every secund killing as many of separatists as i can so the spirit of basedpedro can receieve me as a holy fighter in the sky You die in the first day when your favelado brethren betray and kill you for 2kg of coke.
nonsense rebel, why would a knight of the great army of caxias betray his brother, you separatist propaganda don't affect those who choose the holy fight to protect the integrity of the federation's borders
Dylan Reyes
>nazipardo Sou un literal nazi por não querer morrer pelo Bostil? Jajajajajajaja
Landon Howard
>why would a knight of the great army of caxias betray his brother For 2kg of coke
Adrian Wood
> yes, Jow Forums memes, the ones gaining ground in a highly antagonistic social sphere despite all the efforts to counter them > yeah ya know, the millions of shitposters and lurkers who come from all socioeconomic backgrounds around the world and have done shit like locate terrorist training camps in Syria for the Russian Air Force from their videos > yeah, like the US army hires hundreds of thousands of high school kids from tv advertising > yeah, from a religion where “marriage is half the religion” (a direct quote from Hadith) and where government-sponsored halal dating sites exist, and where martyrs have been hailed as unconditional heroes since the battle of Karbala
Keep going, I ain’t tired yet
Luis Bell
your cocaine is only tempting for those of weak spirit, the knight of caxias know that he will receieve the greatest of all of the world's riches, the honror of serving the unity and the spoils what the war shall award. if the knight of caxias wants cocaine he will take if from the cold hands of the separatist scum
Thomas Parker
>BUT I LOVE MUH Jow ForumsMEMES >WE ARE MILLIONS!
Zachary Russell
Lol, that’s rich coming from a kraut... besides, when the ruling class has maniacal ideas of war (lookin at you white mustache man), what else do you thinks gonna happen
Lucas Nelson
stop it bro your larping is getting cringy
Luis Young
Nice one heh.
Brody Martinez
I figured you’d resort to ad hominem after you ran out of sperg rage... it’s a hypothetical situation ya dingus
Carson Hernandez
Soldiers are the peak cucks, imagine dying for politicians ... LOL
Dylan Gomez
only if you're the one invading. protecting your country from invasion is dying for your people
Jacob Sanders
i accept on the condition that they send me to the western front to kill k*rds instead
Jason Bennett
> if you fight with Christian battalions, by Muslim law you may be fighting under the oversight of the Christian churches in Iran, which means that you’d be pretty close with the Armenians
I could see that happening
Eli Wilson
>dying for your people Don't make me cringe, I hate more than 50% of my country. If invaders want to genocide terroni i will join them
Asher Rogers
I wouldnt die for israel.
Adam James
Pls invade iran so I can see thousands of mutt being slayed. It always bring me joy to see dead mutts.
