/brit/

want to do this, but be chasing down illegals trying to cross the border

doggos are heckin based!

going to be playing a video game soon

listening to kylie minogue

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me having a cheeky sip

>still don't know what the 'dilate' meme means but it doesn't even matter
> it's just another meaningless buzzword like cuck or npc for poltards like tismomick to use when they have no real argument

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are there even many 'darkies' in australia apart from the abos? all of the non whites seem to be chinks and arabs

rorke does not concern himself with yank politics
jog on

Me: Off screen taking down the runts with my wit and intellect

EEW I wouldn't even get near one of THOSE

there is a feel that never goes out

great post diego

dads literally offered to pay 75% of my rent if i move out but i dont want to, my parents live in a 5 bedroom modernized farm conversion and my room had an ensuite and an outdoor swimming pool etc if i move im going to be in some deano barstow eves newbuild 2 bedder seems like a dumb trade off

imagine being right wing in 2019 lmao

>"Jow Forumstard"

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reminder that the death of proper footballing culture is the fault of scouser scum because they're behaviour ruined the fun for the rest of the country and caused thatcher to take extreme action

yes he does you fool, especially when his future son's namesake Nigel Farage gives Trump's anus a nice tonguing

youtube.com/watch?v=E34Rl-G-r_g

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twitter.com/f_rizk7/status/1155130138092277761?s=21
banter lord

>Preferred pronoun: Ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=lrvFvrq1sNo

lads

if you didn’t have literal phd level detail discussions on football with the lads at school you were and probably still are a mong

what about girls? if you're just going to move 10 minutes awaY i agree that seems ridiculous. sounds like your parents are fed up with u living there lol lmao

the dichotomy of man

yeah most wingers in football these days can play on either wing
right midfielders like david beckham that only played on one side have became obsolete

>have sex, incel

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looooool very funny post, chinky doug. keep up the good posts

*crack*
*pssshhh*

have bachelor level detailed discussions with myself on the subject of no gf me

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do aussies respect pom banter or do you think we're cringe and not as funny as you?

gonna go to /britpol/ and bring something back

"Which of the following best describes your stance towards Brexit?"

Supportive of Remaining: 40%

Supportive of a Brexit w/ close alignment w/ the EU: 14%

Supportive of a Brexit w/ a clear break from the EU: 38%

via @OpiniumResearch, 24 - 26 Jul

Great to be free and not need a loicence for this. I could even cast spells with it if I wanted.

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we're all radical centre mids now

LOOK SHARP BOYS
TOIL ON THE MORROW

no idea what "redditspacing" is because I never go to reddit

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FIX UP LOOK SHARP

yes might be fond of trump but he certainly does not care if hes a “good president”

not sure lad i don't socialize with anybody except the lad at the bottle shop

these are the hands of a toiler

this desu and the lads that were never into football back then are so easy to spot
you can learn everything about football now and sound like you know what you're going about but if you can't name random obscure footballers from the early 2000s like bosko balaban then you're nothing

test

yanks getting desperate for (You)s

Totally matches with your gay hand

i argued for years that fullbacks used as wingbacks was the most efficient way to play at the back and all my mates used to mug me off saying its a shit position just for covering your centre halves

mfw literally every team puts emphasis on playing wingbacks now and its unironically one of the most important positions on the pitch

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ok found this in /britpol/
youtube.com/watch?v=sALiuWg_I1k&feature=youtu.be

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>gatekeeping
lol fuck off grandad

Paki just sent me lewds, she's got a huge set of chebs

If Drumpf's "concentration camps" are so bad, why do all those foreigners keep running TOWARDS them?

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anybody know who the "striclty star" who has a sex tape is and where i can find it?

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9599854/strictly-come-dancing-star-sex-tape/

once overheard two lads talking about how good the striker was for scoring a goal in last night's footy and i interjected with "nah mate beckham put it on a plate for him with that cross" and they burst out in hysterical laughter
i was right though, beckham did put it on a plate for him with that cross
i know i'm a mong btw always have been

no you didn't
be quiet

This girl went to MIT

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Think I might start making soup lads

if i got desperate for yous i'd post the photo of me fucking your mum's arse

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blog on chinky

alri scholesy

Why are you guys all posting without a username?

Not enough girls weeing in this thread

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its just one lad (me)

powerpoint, excel and word. the three amigos

Doug mate right now i am eating soup and watching the proms on bbc4

thank you for reminding me about grim things like the concept of a bottle shop because it makes me feel less depressed about living in britain

you could get a place for 3k a month and only have to pay £750

So? It's a funny tweet what's your problem?

Alri
Alri

boris knobson more like

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it
fucking
looms

youre a dim one arent you mate?

500k, 600k, and 1200k. the three amigas

Nice one lad. What kind of soup?
Gonnae be making corn soup meself.

it never fucking stops looming until we're 70

yeah i am gatekeeping
if you were last pick in pe at school then i don't give a fuck what you have to say about football no matter how much you researched

where do you buy the booze in britain? is it integrated within the supermarket? or tobacconists?

>Gonnae
why do you type like this if you're a chink

why would i pay 750 to live somewhere when i can live here for free? even at 3k a month rent id never get a comfy spot like this

>the proms
alri patrish

just one of these pics would take down a lefty like miliband
boris can shrug it all off and become pm because he has rorke charisma

Assuming you ever reach 70 that is.

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any british person that cares about this celebrity nonsense is pathetic enough, let alone a belgian caring

sort yourself out mate

*crosses the road whereever I feel like to place a bet on some horses at the bookies before popping next door to legally pay a woman £50 to shag her*

i meant my next wank

lmao you're such a retard. you gona say you can't criticise films unless you're an oscar winning director. absolute retard perspective.

Neettoil beckons

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rorke needs to dilate otherwise his fanny will close up