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you cant argue because if you do you're immediately branded as a racist and you get your life ruined permanently.

MC smally yeh thats my name

same
been on more continents then birds you've shagged

>you will never be in the Einsatzgruppen
>you will never ride into a village in eastern Poland and slaughter every man, woman and child

blonde women intimidate me
even though I’m blonde myself

I'll fuck your whole family in the ass!

blonde tummy hairs will never not get me hard

than*
dumb yank

based and bogpilled

Quit my job via text dont want to go to work

>109061977
Thank fuck??

find blonde women the least attractive luckily

The baseball games over lads
The royals won 9-6

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You can’t even spell lmfao
Cringe
Based. Thank you.

offer weapon

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Women are smarter than men.

>fantasizing about exaggerated propaganda

on a scale of lots ot housands how many anal creampies do you think she has received from men with skin like the night

Don’t do that...thanks. I know thats your favourite line from my little speeches though you fucking queer lmfao.

Kinky

feel sorry for wagies, imagine dreading waking up tomorrow

in b4 the flood of coginitive dissonance "work isn't so bad" wagies

not really that arsed about toil in the morning 2bh

cope. why do you use african american slang btw? do you want to be black?

>goes to Disney land once
>sees Los Angeles
>watches American TV shows
>oi m8 lemme tell ya yanks about yer country!!
why do brits do this?

work sucks but being a neet and effectively ruining your life permanently is worse.

Poop

taking ibuprofen to lower my body temperature

some genuninely mentally ill posters in this here thread if i do say so myself
and i do say so
as it is indeed a true statement

How are you supposed to be a good role model to your son when you give up 50% of your free time to shekelberg?

Is that what you want to teach your son? give up your time and rely on others

what

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cos with yanks when you’ve seen it once you’ve seen it all, literally plastic tier mass produced toy town of a country

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there's a hybrid now, the crypto-NEET who runs a business from home and doesn't have to wagie

Alri lads, rate the CD collection. Please bare in mind I haven't brought a cd since I was 13.

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my point exactly
and you’ll probably turn around and make shit up about having seen more of the country than that when we all know that isn’t true

>JUST

a 15 year old kid has just won $3 million playing a fortnite tournament

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30 year old boomer tier

have seen more of your country than you have shagged dinners mate

how do i become such a thing?

dude based capitalism 0.o

No you pull your finger out of your arse, get smart and learn how to live outside the system and then teach him all that you have learned so he can improve on it and he can pass it down.

you're just jealous because you're not as lucky as he is

got very bad issues with anxiety and OCD myself
I'm 31 and too scared to answer the phone, learn to drive etc

unironically was a basement dwelling neet in mummies house on job seekers for 4 years
low point of my life
impacted heavily on my life in almost every way
hate working, getting up at 0545 every morning, hate spending 9 hours a day wih people i hate and having to suck up to my superiors but i hated being a neet more
id rather suck dck than go back to sitting in my ketchup and snot filled trackies jacking off all day

guarantee he wastes every last bit of that before he turns 25

>why do i use Jow Forums speak on Jow Forums
kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=f_rRRuc-FHU

AMA.... AMA.....AMA BOOOOOMEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

shit man hope you get hope

>Jow Forums speak

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CLEAR

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>gets BTFO by an american
>NO fellow europeons save ME this isn’t FAIR we need to gang up on them!!!
what’s your problem exactly?

dude its all in your head lol
just be yourself and have confidence

4 years is rookie numbers lad im 10 years deep and going strong, call me elder NEET

you're thick as fuck

Jow Forums SLANG
Ok little boy?

>id rather suck dck than go back to sitting in my ketchup and snot filled trackies jacking off all day

You didn't have to live like that. You chose to.

what will you do when yoir parents die

I'm 22

they love to dogpile and be cunts when they're on the losing side
i guess it's what happens when you're a tarquin trying to be de lad online, sometimes when i shitpost in this general i feel like i just disturbed a dungeons and dragons treehouse

eat them

narrowminded post

based

have I think 3 CDs. Music Of The Spheres by Ian Brown, Happy Mondays Greatest Hits and Nevermind The Bollocks. also 2 burned ones with random shit. keep them in my car and rarely ever even listen to them 2bh

lmao where do you think Jow Forums got the word from?
what's the problem chap?

Arse end of a Sunday dj set, been really trying to behave but you can't say no to a free pill and now I'm sweating my tits off and have switched to a prerecorded set while I shitpost...

shut up nerd its your turn to roll the die

no THIS is a narrowminded post

How is it narrow minded? I'm more active as a neet than I have been my entire life.

shitposting for 18 hours a day doesn't count as ative

what?

Cool it em, else this little e-mail I've got composed will be sent to a wide variety of people. Finger on the trigger, so to speak.

lmao this guy has a car with a cd player
poor or just old?

richer than you lad

why are some people in this general incapable of believing that just because they did nothing as a neet it means everyone else does nothing as a neet.

inherit their assets, keep the house and liquidate the rest then live comfortably for the rest of my life

Had my first alcoholic bevy today
It was a coors light
It tasted like soda that had been left in the heat for several days
I had two of them

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had a panic attack when i was getting my hair cut

BAX

I'd like to shit on your post if you know what I mean, mate. ;)

i work at rbs and play the tuba

stop trying to justify your shit lifestyle you bum

lol

I was NEET for 18 months, left the house once a week, mostly lay in bed and wanted to die

Now I'm toiling for 6 solid years, I was happier back then

Why?

'09
wouldn't have a car at all if I was poor would I?

Just because you do, doesn't mean I do. I don't go on Jow Forums during the week. I have a schedule. I read, exercise, go to meetups, learn languages, play an instrument, see films, go on dates.

fuck off undera- *looks at flag* oh

had a shart attack when i was getting my hair cut

nice cope mate. my lifetsyle is objectively very good.