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powerful

just radiating energy

You so salty!

When's it supposed to be?

Sure. They'll spend it and put the money back into the economy rather than hoard it

Need this neet freak pounded into dust.

*stamps your wheelchair breaks off and sends you backwards downhill*

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been slacking at toil the past 2 weeks. printed off journal articles about quantum physics and psychoanalysis and read them instead.

*smashes its head in with a rock*

buying a new laptop charger off ebay

I think I made it about 2 months ago.
Weird question to ask though.

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Mm. No. Your typing things on your computer lad.

Latchmeres got a wave machine

Bedroom big man is going to dish out some street justice to the disabled, watch out lads he's dangerous

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I mean when's the image supposed to be?
Is it an historic event reimagined with frogs or something?

Do you know any middle age people who are genuinely happy? Are your parents happy?

wheel ridden benny spaz dont ever (you) me again

doing a dhitpost

if i were considered mute in the UK would they give me bennies for it

It's a spastic man being creative.

Legitimately photogenic in that pic

the thing I hated most about being a NEET was the perpetual uncertainty of living in free-fall like that never knowing how or even if it would ever end and what horrific mcjob awaited me when it would

there was absolutely nothing good about it. and 2bh even if it had been an unimaginably shite mcjob as opposed to the soft factory toil I did end up in I would still take it over being a NEET again

Mine seem to be, yeah.

:(

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Oxford bender after the aids kicks in

theres people who get bennies for claiming they have anxiety because they got a bit nervous once, so yeh i think you’ll be fine

No it's just friendship :)

ah someone dropped their chinky takeout

bet the toilfus pussy is absolutely gorgeous

Man working sucks, life insurance, health insurance, work socials, bonuses and raises. Would rather sit at a grimy computer taking handouts from the state and disappointed parents though #NeetLyfe #SteamSale

i'm obsessed with mezzanines lads

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Yum, dinner.

Why set in the past though?

Imagine doing a poo off one of those

How to btfo wagies and toilberg
>travel and volunteer across the globe accumulating as many skills as possible
>use free time to read and work out
>learn to build a good character and orate well
>forge good relationships
>learn how to become self reliant
>manipulate outcasts to join your anarco primitive movement which is actually a cult
>use the people to make produce and sell the produce using your cult as a brand as a movement to inflate prices
>become neetberg with a steady supply of disenfranchised men prepared to work for you and easy manipulated women to service your needs

Well thats my plan anyway.

the two big things he was impressed by was:

1) If something can be imagined, it exists in some way even if it isnt in our reality. "Being real" is just a trait of an object that is not compulsorary - a thought is just as valid as a physical object. An important note is that things are unimaginable because they do not exist, it is NOT the case that things do not exist because they are unimaginable.
Another note is temporality - if something can be imagined at some time, then it is real. For example, after every human is dead (and assuming there are no aliens) there will be nobody left to imagine/experience anything. But the fact that at one point in time things were imagined/experienced means that they still exist - time is entirely irrelevant except as to how it pertains to our personal interpretation of the world.

2) All of people's emotions, thoughts and opinions are completely arbitrary and that is good. You ascribe post-hoc rationalisations to explain feelings/thoughts that actually just appear spontaneously. for example, you might say "I'm in a bad mood because the flat is messy". But if you were in a good mood, you wouldn't care if the flat is messy or not. In fact you were just in a bad mood for no reason and your brain came up with a convenient lie to explain why that is. The same goes for all personal opinions on beauty, truth, etc. Given this, there is no way at all to tell which opinions are "correct", so the only thing one can do is arbitrarily assume they are right about everything and back themselves to the core by literally never changing any of their axiomatic beliefs no matter the evidence/reason put before them.

there was some more stuff about gnosticism and the nature of human interactions but thats harder to explain

name on doug

damn i need to get citizenship and live off bennies in some remote area far away from the islamic paki hordes

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youtu.be/Wry9G6rcdQw
still one of the best choons ever

Literally me minus the whole cult bit

what was she like to shag?

Post the grimmest now too

Comfortable, parents go on holidays regularly and enjoy having the house to themselves after me and my sister moved out.

if youre watching porn with dick in it you are gay

>Man working sucks, life insurance, health insurance, work socials, bonuses and raises.
Do you get/ do any of these things? Seems a bit unrealistic when people here can't fathom others read as a hobby.

what are the odds whoever took this picture first saw the bag, opened it, saw the cats, tied it again, stepped back, took the picture, untied it again, and took pictures of the cats

give cripples footballer and politician wages

what is your stance on balconies?

Man works as min wage job, wants to liquidate disabled to make him feel better about his life and so that he feels useful
He is contributing to the system by being a serf

work 16 hours a week and get my rent and council tax paid for me
works out around the same as working 39 hours on min wage

>the two big things he was impressed by was:

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*drops an anvil on them*

that was the grimmest

After family dinner, my sister and my mum caught up with a few episodes of Love Island in one room, while my dad and I watched some of Kenneth Clark's Civilisation boxset in the other room.

don't care post mezzanines

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The latest Trump outburst (about Baltimore) is genuinely shocking. It's Jow Forums tier. How can Trump be so undignified?

hello

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except i get like £1000+ coming into my account every month if i want a new ps4 or car upgrade or whatever just say ye ill buy that now and go get it

presumably they could hear the miaowing/see the bag wriggling

:3

Cosmic-brained post

>Kenneth Clark's Civilisation
I know you're shitposting but I do want to get around to watching this. A pity his son was such an attention seeking retard.

VERY bizarre legs on those things

hes doing it

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hahahahahahhaahhaah

What's that about 2500?

>The son of rich parents, Clark was introduced to the fine arts at an early age. Among his early influences were the writings of John Ruskin, which instilled in him the belief that everyone should have access to great art. After coming under the influence of the connoisseur and dealer Bernard Berenson, Clark was appointed director of the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford when he was twenty-seven, and three years later he was put in charge of Britain's National Gallery.

damn
to be rich

mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

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so you are permanently disabled and unable to offer anything to society? ah yes ok how about we throw money at you to make you feel better

Work at maccy d's and fink we should well get rid of bennies for crips init. Dey aint contribooted nuffin

What do you live on?

i dont think this is real

How can there be porn without dick?
Porn = Sex
Sex isn't possible without a dick.

what do you mean

Still around salty lad?

You're so, so salty!

>In 1958, Clark, aged 30, married 16-year-old (Caroline) Jane, daughter of Colonel Leslie Brindley Bream Beuttler, Duke of Wellington's Regiment, O.B.E..[40][41] They were married for 41 years and had two sons.[42]

>While involved in the Matrix Churchill trial he was cited in a divorce case in South Africa, in which it was revealed he had had affairs with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African barrister (and part-time junior judge), and her daughters, Josephine and Alison.[43] After sensationalist tabloid headlines, Clark's wife Jane remarked upon what Clark had called "the coven" with the line: "Well, what do you expect when you sleep with below stairs types?" She referred to her husband as an "S, H, one, T".
lmaooooooooooooooooo

cringe

personally I can only masturbate to videos of well-dressed women making fun of my appearance and personality, and also calling me pathetic.

All of the above, enjoy the work too. Hence why I was trying to encourage someone here to continue university study because it does pay dividends.

Genuinely going to shite meself

Money wise, what other income do you have?

i told you to stop (you)ing me smelly disabled subhuman gimp

lnnk.in/lSI

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Salty, salty boy!

hell fucking no

That was a genuine blogpost not a shitpost
It's very heavy, informational, detailed orientated stuff. Tailored for the 60s/70s audience of the time, who had better standards of education and could process knowledge better. Wouldn't be made for the casual BBC watching audience nowadays.
But it's interesting. Gonna watch more of it tomorrow

i get income from my working