/brit/

How Irish lmao
maudlin FUNT

how about I belt you across the mouth

Nobody loves me

look at these chimps

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in times like these it should be fought by another kind of evil

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loved pitch black but chronicles of riddick sucked and i turned it off after 20 minutes

you just haven't found the right woman
bet there's millions of them out there who'd be grateful to be your loving gf
get in a forum about your interests (not a Jow Forums board) and find someone
seems that's the way it's done these days

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try it and see what happens

lmao

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>through friends taking a nosedive
autists rejoice

kek this is me

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pc is making a racket again
time to apply the three rules of engineers

I swear to god though man I’m 6’0, I’m built and I’m decent looking and no woman wants anything to do with me it’s fucking depressing

favourite type of cider lads?

no woman THAT YOU'VE MET SO FAR
put yourself out there mate mix it up
you'll find her
then she'll break your heart and you'll be back to square one
but then you'll find another
rinse and repeat until life is good or you die

woodpecker
that's out of nostalgia though

apple and without alcohol

fucking quiet tonight

made the mistake of reading too much about smart people and drifted from inspired to suspecting it's pointless to try and improve myself because of genetics

kopparberg
wanna go easy on them though

What's it like to get naked with a woman lads?

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probably depends but for me it was very validating
spent the next few days going around feeling like a naked man who just happens to be wearing clothes
could imagine people's naked bodies under their clothes very easily as well
girls were getting the eye haha

>No new posts
fuck off hiro sort it out
i know there are new posts i made one

dark fruits

the ol' fruits

If I ever have sex (admittedly a big if) I hope the girl has a nice full bush. If I ever get a gf I will request that she grow out her bush as well as her armpits and legs.

>being drunk on the lords day

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when i googled steveo the first suggestion was steveo nangs and i think thats based

Hate society
Hate the world
Hate people
I want it all to burn
I want other people to suffer
I hate them

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on the train

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should i watch Euphoria?

i miss him

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I want other people to hurt as I have hurt and I want them to feel the emotional torment that I have felt

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i-is he dead?

get your feet off the seat you greb

no you should experience it

My mate who goes to UCD knows this girl, she moved to Canada after this incident and became a cleaner/escort

Might start shooting heroin

It would be the ultimate blackpill

w*man gets what she deserves

no he's 80 and still alive
he's just been out of politics so long

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Post the actual nudes fuckbois

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I don’t have a soul anymore

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course you do
you need a soul to know what a soul is

here we are then...

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State of this dumb bint.

My senses are so dulled and I feel so little emotion and what little emotion I do feel is pain and torment, drugs and alcohol can only offer me so much of an escape but I believe the true escape lies in death

all the lads

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Why's there a hair dryer on the counter?

its not a counter its a windowsill

What is that freshfaced virgin doing with that convict rapist

watch some jordan peterson and get some meaning

death only leads to rebirth (read ian stevenson)
you need to sort yourself out while you're alive

I feel constant pain and torment and the only respite I have is whenever I sniff a hefty line of ketamine and trip out

My life is utter hell and I hate myself and I hate every person I come in contact with because they will never feel the visceral hurt that I feel

love me footy

Why are Yanks on Jow Forums so easy to goad?

work on putting yourself on an upwards path and stick with it and be patient
things will get better
sometimes even just waiting it out is enough
sounds like the ketamine is just one step forward two steps back
quit that shit and watch life slowly, eventually, get better

the yanks on Jow Forums are typical mutts larping as whites. fucking embarrassing really.

think I just had an auditory hallucination lads
hope it was a hallucination at least

everywhere you go the kids wanna rock

I’ll go back to the gym tomorrow and quit the bag and the bottle

We’ll see how it goes

Wow, you sound like a really interesting per...
*walks off*

hectic

Jow Forums is unironically for boomers here in the USA. It's about as mainstream as reddit. Just look at their humor threads, it's a pretty good indication of who uses the board

good lad
i believe in you
we're all rooting for you

fuck off, wog.

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

Jow Forums itself is pretty forgettable but it serves as a decent fulcrum

horney but cba to wank

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For little LARP runts like you, maybe.

you wouldnt do shit all pussy

>Jow Forums itself is pretty forgettable but it serves as a decent fulcrum

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>everything i dont like is a larp
that term has lost all meaning

pro tip: the guy whose dick you’re trying to suck right now knows it isnt a “larp”

have sex you pathetic virgin loser

Kill yourself, fat nigger.

>DUDE the allies should have just let Hitler take another 5 countries
>WW2 was totally the allies fault dude
he's a fucking retard

the irony being *drumroll*

no you kill yourself, you fat nigger

Niggers?

fucking pussy never did shit all lmfao
they know where to find me

They're easy to goad anywhere mate

the first time i had sex with a girl in her vagina i was so excited that i couldn't even finish

actors are such phonies
this guy gave one of the most watchable performances of all time and wasn't even an actor
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZYlXEUo-Lo

protip : theyre afraid
but i dont really care all that much

this experience should be the introduction to western society for all kids and immigrants
imagine the country we could build