Vocaroo thread

Also give a norwegian text pleade, I want to test my Scandinavian tongue skill.

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Please say
Sopra la panca la capra campa, sotto la panca la capra crepa

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:DDDDDDDDDDDD

Neat.
Here's a poem. The Ös in there should be pic related, but Jow Forums doesn't like them:

De spiser av skogene mine.
Seks gravemaskiner kom og spiste av skogene mine.

Gud hjelpe meg for en skapning på dem. Hoder
uten öyne og öynene i baken.

De svinger med kjeftene på lange skaft
og har lövetann i munnvikene.

De eter og spytter ut, spytter ut og eter,
for de har ingen strupe mer, bare en diger
kjeft og en rumlende mave.
Er dette et slags helvete?

For vadefugler. For de altfor kloke
pelikaner?

De har blindede öyner og lenker om föttene.
De skal arbeide i århundrer og tygge blåklokkene
om til asfalt. Dekke dem med skyer av fet ekshaust
og kald sol fra projektörer.

Uten struper, uten stemmebånd og uten klage.

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Very nice

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Am I rolling my R properly?
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gib something slavic

I pronounced it as I would german so it probably sounds strange
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Something to read

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Maître Corbeau, sur un arbre perché,
Tenait en son bec un fromage.
Maître Renard, par l’odeur alléché,
Lui tint à peu près ce langage :
Et ! bonjour, Monsieur du Corbeau.
Que vous êtes joli ! que vous me semblez beau !
Sans mentir, si votre ramage
Se rapporte à votre plumage,
Vous êtes le Phénix des hôtes de ces bois.
À ces mots le Corbeau ne se sent pas de joie ;
Et pour montrer sa belle voix,
Il ouvre un large bec, laisse tomber sa proie.
Le Renard s’en saisit, et dit : Mon bon Monsieur,
Apprenez que tout flatteur
Vit aux dépens de celui qui l’écoute.
Cette leçon vaut bien un fromage, sans doute.
Le Corbeau, honteux et confus,
Jura, mais un peu tard, qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.

My fucking heart

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fantastic

I'm almost trying my best!!

I think I fucked up
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I don't know how real French sounds so I just put on a stereotypical French accent in it.
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Yeah, written Norwegian isn't very intuitive compared to other languages. Most of the glaring errors you guys made were from sounds like skj, sk, sj, kj and so on that are pretty much impossible to guess without knowing some Norwegian ahead of time. Besides those sounds though, it was alright. For reference, here's my reading: vocaroo.com/i/s0AmBR2o1Y7E

I've heard that Norwegian is written with two alphabet systems and each of them are taught in separate regions. Is this true?

Pretty incomprehensible but good effort. It's a poem kids in school here have to learn off by heart at a young age, along with some of La Fontaine's other works.

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V času, ko je bil Piran del Beneške republike je cvetela pomorska trgovina, v mesto pa so prihajali številni bogati trgovci. Nekoč se je premožen beneški trgovec Del Bello zaljubil v mlado preprosto Pirančanko. Svojo ljubezen je popeljal tako daleč, da ji je ob mandraču tik od mestni loži zgradil najlepšo hišo v mestu. Zavistni meščani so zaljubljeni par na veliko opravljali. Bili so zelo zlobni in par si je v lastno obrambo izmislil napis, ki krasi pročelje stavbe še danes: “Lasa pur dir” (Pusti naj govore).

can someone say
'el mestir khir men blédi' ?
thanks

Do more

youtube.com/watch?v=IPkxWKrHVg8
it's supposed to sound like this

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gib good texts!

please say this

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The French really love their cheese, don't they. Also, she's a good storyteller.

almost completely correct! do you speak a south slavic language?

you're not muslim but i'm first world
>the tunisian province of mounastir is better than my country
now I can die in peace knowing that i made it

No, not quite. There are two written languages, but they both use the same alphabet. The one you'll see most of the time is called Bokmål and it's based on Danish. Wanting to distance themselves from Danish, in the 19th century someone created Nynorsk. The creator used the various dialects around the country as reference with the intent of making it closer to spoken Norwegian.

Today, some municipalities here in Norway use it as their official written language, but most still use Bokmål. On top of that, everyone who is taught in Bokmål in school is also taught Nynorsk. They are very similar though, so anyone with just knowledge of one can still understand the other, and this is the main reason why people who grow up in places where they use Bokmål will usually dislike learning Nynorsk in school, they'll feel it's useless. In practice, pretty much the only time I personally use Nynorsk is whenever I read articles or whatever from our state funded broadcasting company, since they keep at least 25% of the content in Nynorsk.

my dude i hate to break it to you.. im basically a slavistani, a thirdie myself

yes slovene and bks

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

>Refrain:
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas,
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas.

Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon un seul oignon

>Refrain

Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons

>Refrain

Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon

>Refrain

sing as much of it as you want : youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk

It kinda helps that I've watched GuP beforehand. Though, my singing isn't the best and I fucked up some bits too
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Something in english, please, thank you.

I can also read finnish if you want, i have some books i can pick at random and open a page to read.

basé et mignon thank you upside down poland

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I think Andou's the sexiest frog I've ever seen

Here's a rather simple Indonesian song to sing. Although, it's short it's actually an inspiring song. It tells about when we burned most of the buildings at Bandung so that NICA couldn't use it as their base of operations. Last line talks about how we would eventually reclaim it later.

Halo-halo Bandung
Ibukota periangan
Halo-halo Bandung
Kota kenang-kenangan
Sudah lama beta
Tidak berjumpa dengan kau
Sekarang telah menjadi lautan api
Mari bung rebut kembali

>video for reference youtu.be/6Idva-6Xt70

yawn a lot. and taller too.

Didn't watch the video, but i hope i did the song justice. Tone might be a bit off.

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>that L
never change

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absolutely great my dude

i know

Based Finnbro, never change.

how about a polish tongue twister

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: „Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?ˮ

That isn't "rolled" but a "flap" at best

kek, wouldn't even know where to begin with something like that.

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supposed to sound something like this

how about (Genesis 11: 1-9) in Lithuanian?

>Visa žemė turėjo vieną kalbą ir tuos pačius žodžius.
> Kai žmonės kėlėsi iš rytų, jie rado slėnį Šinaro krašte ir ten įsikūrė.
>Vieni kitiems sakė: "Eime, pasidirbkime plytų ir jas išdekime". - Vietoj akmens jie naudojo plytas, o vietoj kalkių - bitumą.
>"Eime, - jie sakė, - pasistatykime miestą ir bokštą su dangų siekiančia viršūne ir pasidarykime sau vardą, kad nebūtume išblaškyti po visą žemės veidą".
>O VIEŠPATS nužengė pamatyti miesto ir bokšto, kurį mirtingieji buvo pastatę.
>Ir VIEŠPATS tarė: "Štai! Jie yra viena tauta ir visi kalba ta pačia kalba. Tai yra tik jų užsimanymų pradžia! Ką tik jie užsimos daryti, nieko nebus jiems negalimo!
>Eime, nuženkime ir sumaišykime jų kalbą, kad nebesuprastų, ką sako vienas kitam".
>Taip tat VIEŠPATS išsklaidė juos iš ten visur po žemės veidą, ir jie metė statę miestą.
> Todėl jis buvo pavadintas Babeliu, nes ten VIEŠPATS sumaišė visos žemės kalbą ir iš ten VIEŠPATS išsklaidė juos po visą žemės veidą.

wew, Polish tongue twisters are on a different level.

It's on another level than our "stativ stakit kasket".

Don't die on me

rip todays vocaroo thread.
but here some serbocroatian and slovene tongue twisters:

Cetristo četrdeset četiri čavke čuče na čamcu.

Na vrh brda vrba mrda.

Sjedi stari Zlokotlokrp i stara Zlokotlokrpa i njihovih dvoje troje zlokotlokrpčadi.

Čmrljščina

Iz Jež'ce čez cesto v Stož'ce po rož'ce

Wxzxwxzwzkwkrtwx

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I have no idea how you should pronounce most of those words; but i like to put on a pseudo scandinavian accent

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>pseudo scandinavian accent
You did pretty well in that regard. The intonation of the first third or so reminds me of Western Norwegian dialects, and then it kinda gradually starts sounding a bit like Danish.

I'm happy with sounding a bit danish, it's in the right area of the world.
Was i understandable though?

Nigger Negro Negger

Umm, it started out alright, but it gets a bit hard to understand as it goes on. Maybe like 50% understandable?

haven't any idea how your language is supposed to sound, and I think the end result is reminiscent of Huttese

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