...Yes, I've just arrived to the garlic festival. It's time to send a message

>...Yes, I've just arrived to the garlic festival. It's time to send a message.

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>fire at will

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lol

>NOOOOOOOOOO GARLIC IS AN ESSENTIAL COMPONENT OF ALMOST ANY DISH YOU CANT JUS-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>n-no... ugh *cough*, i didn't.... didn't get to taste the deepfried garlic butter sticks... wanted to... to try the... garlic Bud light beer...

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>......

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what the hell is a garlic festival

a funeral home

It's like a KKK rally but against Vampires rather than against Black people.

>The phone call that saved California

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>Hi. Count Dracula here. Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against humanity, against all of you.
Dude did anyone catch this vid before it got taken down?

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asioids are disgusting

Unironically sad

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>NOOOO STOP SHOOTING AT THEM, YOU FUCKING MANIAC, YOU CANT KILL THE GARLIC EATERS, THEY ARE PURE AND INNOCENT

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Nothing sadder than an American who didnt get their last meal

>Why yes, I was the one shooting innocent people on a garlic festival, how did you guess?

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Because you smell like garlic

fucking hell haha a

This isn't funny. People died.

>This isn't funny. People died.

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My sieds

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cringe

It is funny because it's harmless Jow Forums gigachad memes
The Jow Forums threads aren't funny mostly because they're not even joking about wanting people dead

>a fucking garlic festival shooting
do americans REALLY?

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>Are you there? Good, good.. You know what to do..
>What's that? Oh yeah, h-heil Hitler of course
>*cling*

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>This isn't funny. People died.

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>This isn't funny. People died.

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lol

what do y'all think of THIS?!
youtubemultiplier.com/5d3e9d1333a2f-the-great-garlic-gunman-of-2019.php

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>californians
>people
pick one and only one

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BASED

i feel really angry... about garlic....
FUCK!

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>y'all

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>You're not allowed to say certain words!!
>SJWs use them!!
Fuck off, i'm an american and im free.

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>At least 3 killed, including 6-year-old, in shooting at garlic festival in California
>including 6-year-old

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>Duuuuuude we totally DO NOT need stricter gun laws what about muh freedumb????

>a fucking garlic festival
It reads like a fucking Jow Forums meme

>California

>Garlic festival
Do Americans really?

>drive to another state
>buy guns
>return to california

and its still ridiculously easy to buy them in Cali

>The onion festival is next. We're gonna need a bigger team.

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>noooo you can't eat the garluck and keep urself cancer free and high test

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Why are there so many mass attacks recently

>Jow Forumstards start eating garlic to own the libs

No. Americans died. That's fundamentally different

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>drive to another state
Unnecessary waste of time.
If the sale of firearms was entirely outlawed in America, do you think obtaining a firearm illegally would be difficult?
Do you have any idea how easy it is to (illegally) get one in Canada, let alone America? Do you know how many guns are known to exist in the States?

yeah but that point is important since it defeats the "in that state he cant buy gun yet he has guns lol libtards btfo"

>NOT THE GARLIC EATERS
>NOT THE GARLIC EATERS
>NOT THE GARLIC EATERS

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>retard can't shut the fuck up about Jow Forums

What drives a man to shoot up a garlic festival? Why not a cinema or any other place?
Imagine being the guy in prison who shot up a garlic festival. You'd get bullied nonstop

I love everything about this.

Wait, there was really a shooting at a garlic festival?

>This isn't funny. People di- *BANG*

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>DUDE! You can't just come to our festival and go a garlic induced murder spree! Why would you shoot all those people man? They were just enjoying garlic cuisine, I mean COME ON MAN YOU KILLED MY 6 YEAR OLD SON!! STOP!

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>Americans be like "This garlic too spicy" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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Imagine the smell...

>Pickled Egg Festival? No... Thats off limits.

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>Americans
>people

France has like 5 garlic festivals per year how do we protect them from Americans tourists?

>yes lord bogadnoff?
>the paprika festival next? but all those innocent hungarians...
>yes my lord, it will be done

>LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU FREAKS, IN THIS TOWN WE EAT OUR BREAD PLAIN, GOT IT?

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This confuses the American

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Give everyone a gun

>be american
>go to garlic festival
>die
you can't make this shit up

>This isn't funny. People died.

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There are at least a dozen gun shops within less than an hour drive from the location of the shooting. Even with their """"""""""""strict"""""""""""" firearm legislation, it's trivially easy to buy a gun in California. Maybe Americans think not being able to literally walk into a store and buy a gun in the same way people buy alcohol is some sort of Communist plot but yeah, pretty much anyone who isn't a convicted felon can get a firearms license in California. Hell, even a child can possess a handgun if it falls within:
>situations where a parent or legal guardian is present or has consented to the possession.7 In addition, minors may, with the consent of a parent or guardian, possess handguns when engaged in certain recreational sports, including, but not limited to, competitive shooting; agricultural, ranching, or hunting activities; and any motion picture, television, or video production, or entertainment or theatrical events, the nature of which involves the use of a firearm.8
California also has a complete lack of age restrictions on possession rifles and shotguns, so the shooter could have effectively inherited them without having to make a purchase.

>garlic festival
Um I'm sorry, what?

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Go back to containment.

>There are at least a dozen gun shops within less than an hour drive from the location of the shooting. Even with their """"""""""""strict"""""""""""" firearm legislation, it's trivially easy to buy a gun in California. Maybe Americans think not being able to literally walk into a store and buy a gun in the same way people buy alcohol is some sort of Communist plot but yeah, pretty much anyone who isn't a convicted felon can get a firearms license in California. Hell, even a child can possess a handgun if it falls within:
>situations where a parent or legal guardian is present or has consented to the possession.7 In addition, minors may, with the consent of a parent or guardian, possess handguns when engaged in certain recreational sports, including, but not limited to, competitive shooting; agricultural, ranching, or hunting activities; and any motion picture, television, or video production, or entertainment or theatrical events, the nature of which involves the use of a firearm.8
>California also has a complete lack of age restrictions on possession rifles and shotguns, so the shooter could have effectively inherited them without having to make a purchase.

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>he doesn't celebrate garlic

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