/balk/ - Bulgaria and frens

reminder slavs hold THE MOST balkan clay
turks need not even apply LOL

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>cuckold sessions
patrician taste my friend

What if you unite Turkey in Europe and Greece? Then the Turkomen have more dudes.

cпoкoйнo, cлeд oщe 30 гoдини нaшeтo пoкoлeниe пo cъщия нaчин щe хвaли бoкo, въпpeки чe ceгa e мpaзeн

>eee, нe ги ли e cpaм!
>дa бe, кaк мoжe тoлкo cкъпo!
>зa кaкви ни миcлят!
>a нa вpeмeтo кaк бeшeee...
>ceкo ceмeйcтвo имaшe пo 3 кoли и хoдeшe в гъpция нa пoчивкa лятoтo пo 5 пъти!
>a тaкa! и милиapди eвpa oт eвpoпpoeкти, пocтpOихa ca мaгиcтpaли, дeтcки плoщaдки, нeбocтъpгaчи... имaaмe нaй-бъpзия интepнeт в eвpoпa!

>tranita is shittalking magyarbey

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>И Бoйкo Бopиcoвaтa гpaдинa в Coфия пaк тoй я нaпpaви!

1st, Hungary is not Balkan.
2nd, you should include all the territories where a certain nationality is the majority, like Albanians in Western Macedonia or Magyars in Székelyföld.
3rd, this chart doesn't take into account geopolitical relevance of those territories, so it proves absolutely nothing. Greek shore alone is worth more than all the landlocked Balkan shitholes combined.

>you should include all the territories where a certain nationality is the majority, like Albanians in Western Macedonia or Magyars in Székelyföld.
i have
>Greek shore alone is worth more than all the landlocked Balkan shitholes combined.
this post is disrespectful of other cultures

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In Hungary's case you didn't, and I'm too lazy to check the rest. 93km^2 is the territory of Hungary, not all the territories where Hungarians are the majority.

And even then, you're supposed to take into account the % of the population they constitute there.

this but if the BBC is for me and she just watches and laughs

oowoo

Stop shitting up the thread, thirdies.

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>come home early
>find your girl with a black bull
>throw her out and fuck the bull
Surely there's a porno with this plot.

There are cheap flights to Cyprus from here. Is Cyprus an exotic destination or is it the same shit as Greece?

>this person posts on Jow Forums

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Lemme guess, British poster?

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Laszlo is getting destroyed in this thread

Are Russians too traditional, or would we get the same answers in the Balkans?

youtube.com/watch?v=NWHedf01JEQ

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thoughts?

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Attila-esque.

cuck porn is not intense enough for my taste
they always to some vanilla normie shit

>husband stays in the corner
>BBC and wife have sex

forced bi shit is where it's at, taking the BBC and then a strapon. oowoo now that's deeper down the rabbit hole.

can you stop posting this ugly cigan pls?

looks like a chubby elbow with an ear

no
and its not just me posting him

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have sex

someone give him a chad chin and a 5 o'clock shadow

instant chadification

he has a nice looking face but that hair is horrendous

looks like an obnoxious little shit

t. raneeta the chubby oddball

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Fuck, I knew something was missing (other than my mother's lover).

Kids outside haven't been screaming and playing soccer for 2 years now. Do zoomers just not do sports?

thoughts?

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is he Krasnoyarsk?

what a whiny little bitch, he looks average

Why do Bulgarians use "q"? Are they the only Cyrillic speaking people that type я as q? How and when did the q thing start?

I cut it myself, it's not like anybody cares.

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the absolute manlet cope
this guy is actually working on a thesis on the topic of why men should be smol and women giantesses

>I cut it myself
don't do this. it won't look as good as when you cut it at the barbershop

What's gonna happen if you grow it out? Is it just gonna be like an overused and abused metal brush?

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Only retards on the Internet use q for ia

i don't like that some virigns berate magyarbey, but he at least as had gf before and most importantly, he has HAD SEX, which is what most of you incels should do

cos q on the BG layout keyboard is where я (ya) is

My mum cut it at the nape one year ago because it had to be somewhat symmetrical. Otherwise I haven't cut it in more than two years. Each to his own, for me it's much better than going to someone who will just give me an NPC haircut which happens to be trendy. Maybe he doesn't want to look like a fucking palm tree.

Stop posting archives and having self-dialogue, schizo.

>Why do Bulgarians use "q"? Are they the only Cyrillic speaking people that type я as q? How and when did the q thing start?
our default cyrillic keyboard layout used an archeic typewriter layout that nobody but old people know
young people all use phonetic, meaning A is A, G is Г, etc
however not all computers have phonetic / cyrillic and some people don't know to add it and mostly other are lazy
because many don't know where ч is they write 4
because many don't know where ш is they write 6
because я is at Q they use that
and Ю just doesn't get used

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small q just looks like a я that transitioned and chopped off its pp t b h

This Greek Chad Mitskotaskis married a Polish slavshit whore

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I thought it was because q looks like я without the diagonal line.

What the bloody fuck, 6 for š? 6 is B in all the other Cyrillic internet versions.

stop posting twinks and being a grumpy homosexual

nah, when you put 4 and 6 you sound like a batka

>My mum
get a proper haircut, incel
I can't believe im sharing my internet space with some of you people. No wonder you faggots never get any pussy

Cause they are retarded? What else do ypu expect from people who can't write the way they speak?

varnafags use 1 for Ъ (uh)
bulgarians just like to chop things off

I literally never let it get longer than like 2, but probably. I hate long hair anyway, women should start cutting their hair short as well. It's practical and hygienic.
I used to have a hair trimmer (something like this) before, but it broke and now I'm too lazy to go buy a new one. Did the job just fine.

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>than like 2,
than like 2cm

>1 for Ъ
makes no sense. do varna people say ъдин?

>uh
We have the exact same sound, ă. Why only Varnafags? This is getting interesting, did they have their own internet communities?

Stop being interested in autistic things. Pretty sure you're the balkanscript guy.

what about shading? what about making sure its alright at the back? making sure its symmetrical? even barbers dont cut their own hair dude, they go to other barbers. how much is a haircut in Hungary?

im sorry for rude response but i need some of you guys to be CHADS and you cant be a chad if your mom cuts your hair

>im sorry for the response but i need...
is this the new albo

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why do you larp like you are not an incel, belgiumship?

Few euros, like everywhere else (unless you go to some fancy place, of course). It's not about money, it's just easier to cut it myself. I don't really care if it looks good.

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i've proved myself faggot
>I don't really care if it looks good.
the pussy cares
there was no new albo retard, i was bored yesterday

stop posting feminine fags

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>macedonians aren't tatars

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I'm not, but I'm interested in feeling in touch with the other Balkan lands.

No need to excuse on 4channel. The haircut isn't this critical as long as you're skinnyfat and have a shitty bone structure, it would barely help in such a case.

>practical and hygienic
Wrong, hair regulates itself. When it's above 35c outside I keep it over my ears and nape to protect me from sunburn, and it doesn't make me feel like boiling.

Post a pic how skinnyfat looks like

>i've proved myself faggot
>i'm not incel guise, believe me
imagine having to prove yourself that you are not a virgin on a chinese dog cooking forum

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Damn that sucks

This guy could lose weight and get fit in like a month, he already has some muscle definition.

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women are trash

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Those downward sloping chinky eyes are serb.

How would Bulgarians treat a person from Tatarstan in their country?

You don't lift, once you get down the spiral of lifting nothing is "fit" for you, and nothing has "muscle definition". Stop before it's too late.

t. CYCLIST BVLL

magyarbey chadified

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better than a macedonian, for sure

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clean shaven, still chad

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kek looks like azis

You think we'll see aging reversed in our lifetime?

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>ywn be ProtoIranid (also known as ROBUST Iranid) BVLL
Why live?

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>babushka has blue eyes
>i have poop colored eyes
why did i have to get all the shit jeans?

Brown eyes are manly, coloured eyes are only attractive on women.

If North Macedonians could choose, what would they prefer:

>Union with Bulgaria
>Union with Serbia
>Union with Albania
>Union with Greece

That's the Balkan mongrel (gypsy/culturally gypsy/half gypsy) beard style of choice. It's also really popular wih Arabs.