>e-girl keeps asking to see my face
E-girl keeps asking to see my face
show it to her lad
Well show it to her bro
What could go wrong?
sent her pic related
it's actually an old dude who wants to add to his wank bank
Post it here, I used to be a professional photographer for hoes. I will fix you.
show her this
never fails
pfffft
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You look like a tranny
Delete that photo buddy, this is Jow Forums and we need to be anonymous here
Should I just become a woman?
>skyped wirh girl for a couple years
>Like how I look on cam
>Finally meet each other
>4 years later, living together
>She admits while pissed at me that seeing me in person was shocking and I wasn't as good as I looked on camera
>Shit
it's not gonna last
she's gonna cheat on you
Do it
probably been doing it since day 1
Thank god for desuarchive, you look like absolute dogshit, but you have a wide haw I bet if you got to sub 10% bodyfat you would look great
A shame you wouldn't have the self-discipline necessary for that
Is that him?
What kind of globino is that?
wide jaw*
We've been together 10 years now lol. People get in fights once they've been together so long and after 4 years she had to be mean. But it has lasted.
Dude there's nothing wrong with your face. Don't listen to the jealous incels in this thread and do it.
>Is that him?
Yes
>What kind of globino is that?
Globinus boganus
send her a picture of your cock
What the problem?
Lose some weight you fat bastard.
You look average to ugly depending on the person. i.e your average online dating individual
Just shoot your shot lad. If she doesn't find you attractive just move on it's not the end of the world. Also might want to think about investing in some anti-acne shit and a gym pass.
And how old are you? I'm guessing between 18-20?
>assuming he's not underage
You'll be fine if you lose weight.
>e girl is physically interested in me
Gosh what a tragedy. If you accept next time she may ask you to visit and fuck her, how horrible
yikes, bonerkill
Send her your dad's old pic, he managed to score after all