/brit/

You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.

i have high intuition but low iq

we who are about to dilate salute you

I have middlebrow IQ
Very good at reading briefly from Wikipedia pages and pretending to be an expert at topics, impressing friends and acquaintances with my seemingly endless pool of knowledge

Counter-cope

devouring a callaway

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Baby Cakes
OH i hope you know know

Bad boys make my pussy so wet. Hate insecure beta cucks.

why would i be jealous of some povvo arab runt who lives in thailand? i live in a million pound house in london lol

Absolutely HOWLING at Alan's patchwork "beard"

Can I come over?

fraud

no

While I did enjoy my time living abroad, I really hated having a non-british flag, it was like a pseudo-trip

With a british flag I can make any inane post I want, nobody knows who I am, with a different flag though you build a personality, people remember you, it makes posting on /brit/ a whole lot less fun

imbecile

blog on

it sounds impressive but a million pound house in london looks like this

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Why not?

toilberg has me in his paws

Is it actually your house?

You should see mine mate

nice cope
my family yeh
dont want randoms coming round

alan and his aficionados just got btfo'd lol

based wealthy londoner

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you gatta do what ya gatta do in this loife
its poo or be pood

pause at a certain 0:13 frame. Tell me you don't want to be beneath those badunkas. woah woah woah. sneed.

philosophy is the question
god is the answer

Alan would batter you

not even gonna argue but i thoroughly enjoyed the couple years where i lived in SEA hating on someone for going out and trying something for themselves is just sad based alan flying the flag for ex pats everywhere

yeah and?

Should I watch Laurence of Arabia at the cinema on Wednesday?

copealone for christs sake alan is a chad compared to you

A
Boris
Catastrophe
Defines
England’s
Fading
Glory.
Horribly
Incompetent
Johnson,
King
Liar,
My
New
Odious
PrimeMinister,
Quite
Revolting
Sickening
Terrifying
Underneath
Veneer,
With
Xenophobic
Yearnings.
Zut!

insha'Allah

youtu.be/aOMSZQ7RacQ

trolling is funny in 2019

I live in a million pound house too

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Emma Watson’s farts are notoriously foul.

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>I live in a million pound house in London

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>muh bogeyman

Picked these up from Waterstones lads

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Hehehe. Let's deface Wiki articles.

*produces a scarab from behind your ear*

this is the french lad

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everyone knows you pathetic sad case
fuck off to a different forum

don't get a lot of opportunities to insult people in real life

maybe it's more of a lower class thing

tbf its only a marginal moggage

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rent fucking free lmao

ffs not again

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO AND LIVE ABROAD FOR A FEW YEARS THATS NOT BASED STAY AND WORK AN OFFICE JOB IT’S SO REWARDING!

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just m1r 345kgs you're all pussies

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keloid

The actual fuck, why do black people's scars keep growing and turn into giant fucking tumours?

Haircut: tomorrow
Uni Application for 2nd year: tonight
Windows: washed
Blog: posted

My example concerns a young woman patient who, in spite of efforts made on both sides, proved to be psychologically inaccessible. The difficulty lay in the fact that she always knew better about everything. Her excellent education had provided her with a weapon ideally suited to this purpose, namely a highly polished Cartesian rationalism with an impeccably "geometrical" idea of reality. After several fruitless attempts to sweeten her rationalism with a somewhat more human understanding, I had to confine myself to the hope that something unexpected and irrational would turn up, something that would burst the intellectual retort into which she had sealed herself. Well, I was sitting opposite her one day, with my back to the window, listening to her flow of rhetoric. She had an impressive dream the night before, in which someone had given her a golden scarab — a costly piece of jewellery. While she was still telling me this dream, I heard something behind me gently tapping on the window. I turned round and saw that it was a fairly large flying insect that was knocking against the window-pane from outside in the obvious effort to get into the dark room. This seemed to me very strange. I opened the window immediately and caught the insect in the air as it flew in. It was a scarabaeid beetle, or common rose-chafer (Cetonia aurata), whose gold-green colour most nearly resembles that of a golden scarab. I handed the beetle to my patient with the words, "Here is your scarab." This experience punctured the desired hole in her rationalism and broke the ice of her intellectual resistance. The treatment could now be continued with satisfactory results.

My main man. Unfortunately blocked me after this tweet.

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>uni application for 2nd year

what

Jesus christ I hate this pseudo intellectual arab manchild, and I hate his gang of babbling sycophants even more desu

and now folc

Copealone is such a massive copelord that he is unironically forcing the cope gimmick so that people think the reason why he is called copealone is because he says cope alot lool

This level of cope is practically a martial art at this point

my father was a gamer, and an incel

Howay mate im trying to eat my chicken Kiev here

based

taleb is a fraud

Lmao

he's not even here you sperg

Wish I had an Emma Watson gf.

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jesus fucking christ incel save it for friday

>tbf its only a marginal moggage

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I saw her then, my darling wife
As lilies dancing on water
She was beautiful and I was hers
And she sank into deep black water

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What is the man in the glass just wants to sink pints and watch anime all day?

>Uni Application for 2nd year
Hello literal fetus

somali niggas lmao

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remember when I would post on a yank flag and would alternate between making the most thickest posts ever and simply destroying lads in arguments where they just resort to foying me to cope with getting btfo by a yank haha silly fools

cope

yes he is
can spot the pathetic bitter cunt a mile off

It's all on you

Screaming out to God

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Would boot this little midge into low earth orbit with one swift kick if I ever saw it in person.

Who is this FOLC man?

eating rice

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cope

How is this not a shoop?

lolling

The mad lad crossing Wales is back
youtube.com/watch?v=EuRgrhJemQM

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