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AAARRRGGHHH

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Have you seen how the lad in the previous thread used the word 'conundrum' lol

have been forced to make my own custom condoms cause condom makers assume that all guys are 4 inch monsters baka. so unrealisitc.

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Cambridge

last lig tonight

very sad

it's the best general by a considerable margin

full of lads who get me

maybe difference is just in our salaries after bonus I clear 6 figures and i'm still in my mid 20s. when i first started working sure it was a bit shit but it's nice life now.

youtube.com/watch?v=1uukgYgflCE

Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning
He picks up all the post bags in his van

Postman Pat, Postman Pat.
Postman Pat and his black and white cat
All the birds are singing
And the day is just beginning
Pat feels he's a really happy man

Everybody knows his bright red van
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them
Maybe, you can never be sure
There'll be knock (knock, knock)
Ring (ring, ring)
Letters through your door
(Hee, hee)

Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat
All the birds are singing
And the day is just beginning
Pat feels he's a really happy man

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MY NIECE JUST CALLED MY SISTER MUM, SHE DID NOT SAY "MOM" LIKE AN AMERICAN. I HOPE EVERY TOSSER AND WANKER IN BRITBONGISTAN CHOKES TO DEATH ON THEIR "FISH CHIPS" AND SHIT TEA!

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it still beats toil.
if i get bored i can go swimming or up a mountain or play on a computer.
i can also just read for leisure.

it's unironically a better life unless you want to enact some kind of change into the world (which i am not arrogant to think i can do successfully).

Timbuktu

won $800 in poker on PartyPoker

you were all wrong lads

it's kyrgyzstan

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cheers la x will do
reading dubliners now for a laugh when i'm on the subway to work i enjoy it

finnegans wake is absolute nonsense

Lurking

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watching timea bella videos

the uk has 0 latinas last time i checked.

stockton on tees

used to toil until 8pm and now that my toil finishes at 4pm i feel like i only work part time. you should try it

I knew it

what tournament were you playing lad

recently made an account on party and winamax, stars was my prime one before that

Lads I stoppee being a NEET agency gave me an offer to be paid through an umbrella or LTD.
Redpill me

fuckton of Brazilians though

>cheers la x will do
please stop my shoulders are above my head

Was surrounded by a gang of horny school girls on the bus today, kept pulling up their skirts and wipinh the sweat off their cleavage, even pouring water on eachothers white shirts revealing their bras.

Just had to look at the floor and think of my dead nan watching over me, could see a big fat fella who I could only assume was a nonce hunter setting me up, kept inspecting my crotch area to see if I had hard on

finnegans wake is a profound achievement and will interest anyone who loves language. yes it is inpenetrable and that is part the fun. is it the best book ever written? no of course not.

Love poste man pat

Very comfy but also very expensive desu

any INTJ in

nah its not

FUCKIN MEOW

not the same. prime latinas are columbians, venezuelans and northern mexicans. brazilians are literally la creatura of latinxs

i never read ulysses so i couldn't tell you
whatever you prefer my man

I didn't really win. I've won about $800 in the past 3 weeks, through some $11 and $15 tournaments. but I'm probably only up like $400 in the end.

>he couldn't penetrate Finnegan's Wake

lmao brainlet alert

27km bicycle toil complete.

what are you going to vote in the upcoming GE lads

for me, lib dems

schools are on summer holiday lad

with you on the columbians, the mexicans not so much.

unironically low iq take

fairs

won £1,004 last sunday by winning a £35 tournament at my local casino

live fields are ridiculously soft compared to online, so much value there

good for you.
i will have saved enough to live a perpetual life of comfort very soon without exerting nearly as much effort as you.

i.ylilauta.org/bb/a05b79c5.mp4

haha

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good post

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youtube.com/watch?v=bx0IlGCtlAQ

paranoid delusions
auditory hallucinations

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posting webms

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>it's 'soft' because i won one tournament

no sweetie x

poker is a dead game.

nice houses

are you of the Norris school of FW criticism or the Joseph Campbell/Sekelton Key style?

was enjoying this sean bean as a priest show until he randomly went on about female priests and such
felt forced
typical bbc really.

>haha i earn 100k here in london
that's nice
*continues sipping out of my coconut*

are we meant to believe the man who attacked a garlic festival wasn't a vampire?

northen mexicans, not mexicans as a whole. the girls in mid and southern mexico are the ugly 90-100% indigenous ones. the girls who live right along the border are usually the standard latina mix.

imagine gambling lmao
i simply cannot fathom being that poor/stupid

cope

>paranoid delusions

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Mom sounds horrible lad, you should be happy

i like my job lad and wouldn't say i work particularly hard either.

independent

kek this is me

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>poker is a dead game.

that's why you play the big 2.20, fishy x

there's a translator for finnegans wake you can use for the chapters that these horribly insecure people have probs used

Im reading hard boiled wonderland atm
I dont read in public desu
Ulysses is his masterpiece imo ik its the obvious choice but i did like it the most
Finnegans wake is also genius
Like all of it 2bh apart from his shitty early poetry
Endgame is the best thing he's done imo
Finns wake took me over 4 months
Wasnt the only thing i was reading if it was itd been quicker
Never really understood the murakami hate desu i just assume it stems from ppl not liking his fanbase same reason ppl hate radiohead or something
I think hes smart, i dont really see how someone could love kafka for example but hate murakami i find them both very similar but just different settings
I wouldnt place him on the same level as beckett or joyce (i wouldnt place kafka on that level for that matter) but thats hardly an insult
What books of his have you read and what do you not like about him?

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fuck completely forgot, gonna have to wait till September to re post that

lol

am of the opinion that cristiano ronaldo is a homosexual

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im eating a hard boiled egg right now

Looks like the houses you get here

looking at that page from the last thread i feel like it would take me years to get through that and properly understand it

ugh mum brody's bullying me for not saying mom

Im eating brownies

>bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!

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Guys, I have thinner than average dick, where can I buy smaller condoms??

Literally THE most comfiest song ever

youtu.be/BT5j9OQ7Sh0

lucky

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problem with a text like finnegans wake is because people can read english they go in to it without much/any awareness of context of modernism the works referenced and so on. no one would suggest trying to read complex mathematical theory books when you don't understand simple algebra. but people are arrogant and think because it's written in a "language" they on the surface understand they think it must be nonsens because they can't understand it.

MUMMY! Hunter and Cody are bullying me!

no lmao

this is why i get laid and you dont

bc im not sat in the corner of my room grinding for $1 an hour on pokerstars unlike you x

follow a noble pursuit my friend, poker does not offer you any avenues.

That'll be £140,000 good goy

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what's the context behind this

good for you.
different strokes. i've assessed my situation. i can either toil away living a substandard life here for the next decade or i can buckle down and escape to paradise.
I could probably break into a higher paying job, but you know what its still 8 hours a day doing things i don't necessarily want to be doing.

dya like pepperamis

Did you read it with a fedora on your head?

that's not the floorplan for that house

>Barratt home

finnegansweb.com/wiki/index.php/Page_3