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*farts*

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Subzero

once i get a scottish or irish gf and have kids ill be one step closer to being white again - average white american

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i dont do any drugs anymore

The Cult and Third Eye Blind playing in Glesga in October lads

most painless way to suicide without a gun?

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The damage is already done, they've monged out your brain

starting a revolution in the toilet

you're an idiot

Glory hole

Need a dopamine hit pronto

youre already doing it

drooling druggie mong

Holy fuck lads im wasted havent felt this good since that night at the montagu pyke

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doesn't exist

difference between speed and coke? aside from price

Really want to wolf down copious amounts of MSG

I'LL MONG OUT YOUR BRAIN

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you didn't even need any drugs to fuck you up ain't that right gay nonce? you did it all by yourself

how about an actual answer you black bastards

Not keen on brain damage or heart attacks

>I'm soooooooo wastedddddddd like errr mah gerdddd

stupid yank cunt

lmao you dance to my tune

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Is that a Misfits tat?
Absolutely based if so.

>the montagu pyke
Near Soho? What you doing there, my droog?

Uh excuse me limmies but I'm not obsessed

druggie druggie druggie youll be snorting cessle next

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Speed makes you scream and coke makes you strut in the street

a lot

>Cyanide
hmm
cheers la'

my nan used to go to the shop every night and buy chocolate for my grandad and a mars bar for the dog.
it lived until it was 11. Reckon the whole "chocolate is poison to dogs" thing is a meme desu

USA is Anglo confirmed

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WHY THE FUCK ARE PS2'S ON AMAZON £215

ITS A FUCKIN 20 YEAR OLD CONSOLE

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France is Anglo

Nigga just download an emulator

post what's got you down right now.

> I'm getting bummed out by everything that's happening in the news and politics at the moment
> I think I should lose some weight
> I'm sick of a lot of snack foods over here because they're all rather boring

literally blog on

it's beditme

>waiting for bus to toil
>bus stop is freezing cold and stinks of piss and the weird bald bloke who catches the bus at the same stop as you is chain smoking and listening to loud metal music through his headphones
>bus is five minutes late
>you check your Arriva app to find out where it is on the live map and see it still won't be here for five minutes
>you pray that they will have at least sent a double decker this time
>bus rounds the corner, it's a single decker nearly two decades old
>bald bloke ostentatiously waves it down and ensures he's the first to get on
>two old ladies get off first, incredibly slowly, not before stopping to have a quick chat to the driver
>you get on
>driver gives you a dirty look because you give him 20 quid for a weekly pass and he has to give you change
>look down the bus
>it's absolutely packed with college kids, 17/18 year old normies
>girls with bags on the seat next to them look at their phone as you survey for free seats
>eventually decide to sit at the top in one of those weird high seats facing the doors, at a 90 degree angle from other passengers
>feel self conscious the whole way there because it feels like they're looking at you
>realise you've forgot your headphones and will have to listen to normie screeching, kids crying, old men coughing and spluttering
>get off and you're at toil

the louder you scream the faster the riiiiiiiiides
shabba

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don't know what to message the peng match

youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew

What job is that then, Dougal?

why is there literally zero porn of art boys

and im not talking about 2004-era scene kids with awful pink emo hair and ugly ear gauges, i mean REAL art boys, the cute ones with buzzcuts, deep voices and exquisite fashion tastes you get wandering around london and shanghai

so mad rn

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do you have ebay/regional equivalent like gumtree? you can get a slim for 20 aud and a fat for around 30 bucks here

latin europe israel? america anglo?

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Possible employer has not gotten back to me by the time they said they would. Gonnae give them a wee shakedown. Nothing too serious.

>you, pictured all through the journey

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OB

lmao

see

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

This was from when I worked at le Scottish Government

Honestly not fond of "yank this, yank that" Americans are respectable posters here at /brit/, who quietly carry the nightshift with little fanfare. I'd say a bit of respect is in order...

Yeah right

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Blame it on the boogie

youtu.be/ScLpx_-2FVQ

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Long time no viddy, droog

OXFORD BENDER

looking at some videos i took of my recessed chin from like 2 years ago and im sure it's got even worse since
though i have put 40 pounds on since then

>Drive to toil
>Niggers and pakis with 10 children in people carriers with zero lane discipline make every road a death race

i would pummel your greasy face in

bit of the old knifey moloko

Look, I'm an actual tough guy, so I don't appreciate your fake tough guy post, I'm just say'in

Looks like he has AIDS

nearly 26 and have almost no friends left
think about ex gf every day

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Good post

Just had a thought

Yanks like to pretend europe is some authoritarian nightmare, meanwhile they have the highest incarceration rate and prison population on the planet

my friends say he looks like he has FAS and that i have terrible taste in men

but the more unconventional my tastes, the less competition, so its all good

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Not me

greenpill me on maskposting

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will be alone forever

often think of the ex

I could beat any of you in a foight im 4'5 but i can roll up into a ball like sonic the 'edgehog and fokken smash ye wit me chaos control

mad innit lol
they reckon we live in a nanny state meanwhile they get fined and evicted by the 'home owners association' if their lawn is a bit long

im thinking about the incredibly beautiful one-night-stand from 9 months ago that I will never see again

peak peng

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dont forget the mcdonalds-sponsored police forces driving literal APCs around and wielding heavy weaponry which they shoot people with for littering, loitering, or not being good enough at Twister

struggling to wrap my head around this america is anglo concept not a scrap of evidence you could say america is polish or german or russian or african or pick a country spin an atlas and put your finger on it and that could be america

how often?

Turns out the new Blade is going to be Muslim

Cool

terrible tits but the arse and face make up for it

daily

I the US it’s possible to get a life sentence for stealing food because their for-profit prisons need excuses for more literal slave labour